Top Ten Unintentionally Funny Quotes from Movies, TV Series, Songs and Video Games

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The Top Ten

1 "So, why's the chairman assigning me to such a powerful ship? I wonder............" (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny)

Why hasn't this quote become a meme yet? The way that Heine stops right before he says "I wonder" and how he says it makes it very unintentionally hilarious. - PerfectImpulseX

2 "Pharaoh Has Spoken!" - Moses: Egypt's Great Prince
3 "They're eating her... and then they are going to eat me. Oh my Goooooooooooooood!" (Troll 2)

It was this moment... Martin knew... he loved unintentionally funny movies. - Martin_Canine

Haha!

4 "I'm Positive....... This Guy Has Acquired Abilities of the Dark Gundam..... with the Help of Kyoji!!!!!!" (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
5 "Ahh!...... Pretty Bomber Head!!!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
6 "Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible." (Plan 9 From Outer Space)

Wow, amazing revelation. This detective lets Sherlock Homes look like an amateur. - Martin_Canine

7 "It's Joke!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
8 "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'" (Nuthin' but a G-Thang - Dr. Dre)

The day before Dr. Dre went to studio, he slipped on a banana peel.
He was so traumatized he decided to warn population of this unexpected danger on his next song. - Martin_Canine

9 "Yoooouuuu killed meeeee..." "Good." (Zelda: Wand of Gamelon)

"I am dying, filled with terrible pain, melting away, my existence fades, my world turns to black, I'm getting weaker,... is this the end? Is this how all these years of life, full of happiness, sadness, love, hate, betrayal, beautiful as well as hurtful memories, are going to end? It's over now... too late... I... am... dead... *dies*"
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"Good." - Martin_Canine

10 "Let's See How You Do Against... Kung Fu Cutman!!!!!!" - Mega Man (Ruby-Spears Animated Series)

The Contenders

11 "That's Right...a Plug for Every Socket, and a Socket for Every Plug.I Should Warn You– I'm Carnal. I'm a Carnivore. and Right Now, You're a Dangly Little Piece of Meat. Taking You for a Tug is Going to Be Fun... " (Azure Striker Gunvolt)

Uh...That sounds pretty inappropriate for a E10+-rated game.
Azure Striker Gunvolt: A FAMILY GAME - PerfectImpulseX

12 "Rubber lips are immune to your charms" (Batman & Robin)

Batman and Robin... is one of my favorite movies. Really. I have seen it countless times and it never fails to make me laugh.

This quote, which could also be said by a sex doll whose owner is so ugly not even her wants them, is just the icing on the entertainment cake. - Martin_Canine

13 "I Am Gundam." (Mobile Suit Gundam 00)
14 "F**king Magnets, how do they work?" (Miracles - Insane Clown Posse)

I am a big fan of ICP, both of their comic and their more serious songs; but whatever they were on when they recorded this sobg must have been some really bad stuff. It's like a character from a daily soap trying to perform a sociocritical song. And they are the same guys who made "Halls of Illusions". - Martin_Canine

15 "I Bet Richard Gets to Eat Special Royal Crablettes!" "Royal Crablettes?" (Tales of Graces F)
16 "Whatever happened to normal sex?" (CSI)

This episode would be totally hilarious... if not a whole bunch of morons would think that its depiction is actually authentical. For the record, it isn't. Such people as shown here are at best made fun of in the community.

But this line alone is pure gold. She sounds like some prude chick who just read "50 Shades of Grey" for the first time. - Martin_Canine

17 "And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future." (Plan 9 From Outer Space)

...unless you are Hermoine and have a time turner. - Martin_Canine

18 "the Cards Told Me I Should!" (Love Live School Idol Project)
19 "Nilbog... It's Goblin spelled backwards!" (Troll 2)

I was thinking a bit. If the townspeople are about to trap the humans coming to this place... why the friggen freak would they leave such an obvious clue in the town's name!?
Are they the friggen Illuminati (if I were a conspiracy theorist)!? - Martin_Canine

20 "Hi Ya Mark! How is Your Sex Life?" (The Room)
21 "Mutton! Fresh Mutton!" (Tales of Xillia/Tales of Xillia 2)
22 "What Am I Fighting Fooorrr?!?!?" - Mega Man X4
23 "Y'know... This River Sure Makes for a Good Resting Place..." (Oregon Trail II)
24 "Man-animals operating machinery? Have you blown a head gasket? I will be the laughing stock of the universe!" (Battlefield Earth)

You know... if the entire galaxy knows of the existence of other civilisations, except for the humans... maybe it is justified the Psychlos think of humans as lesser beings. - Martin_Canine

25 "Alan!" (Jurassic Park 3)

When you watch the saga as a kid, it is a thrill ride of excitement, fun and scariness. This was one hell of a jump scare for me as a kid^^.
I still like the movie, much better than the second one actually. - Martin_Canine

26 "Call me Heine. I'm not a big fan of titles. That's the way it's usually is with ZAFT pilots." (Gundam SEED Destiny)

What soldier would refuse to call themselves by their title? This is unintentionally funny because of this. - PerfectImpulseX

27 "I Should Have Been the One to Fill Your Dark Soul with Laaaiiiggghhhttt!!!" (Devil May Cry)
28 "That's Right Anyone of My Race Can Become a Giant Gorilla." (Dragon Ball Z: Super Battle in the World/Tree of Might - Big Green Dub)
29 "Burn! Burn to the Ground!!!!!" (Mega Man X7)
30 Tuna Noodle, My Favorite! - Smart House
31 This River Sure Makes for a Good Resting Place... - Oregon Trail II
32 "Look! the East is Burning Red!" (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
33 "Shiny!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
34 "Oh My God.. Oh My God... Oh My Ghawddd!!!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
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Top Remixes

1. "They're eating her... and then they are going to eat me. Oh my Goooooooooooooood!" (Troll 2)
2. "Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible." (Plan 9 From Outer Space)
3. "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'" (Nuthin' but a G-Thang - Dr. Dre)
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1. "So, why's the chairman assigning me to such a powerful ship? I wonder............" (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny)
2. "Pharaoh Has Spoken!" - Moses: Egypt's Great Prince
3. "I'm Positive....... This Guy Has Acquired Abilities of the Dark Gundam..... with the Help of Kyoji!!!!!!" (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
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