Top Ten Unintentionally Funny Quotes from Movies, TV Series, Songs and Video Games

The Top Ten
1 "So, why's the chairman assigning me to such a powerful ship? I wonder............" (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny)

Why hasn't this quote become a meme yet? The way that Heine stops right before he says "I wonder" and how he says it makes it very unintentionally hilarious.

2 "Baoh Has a Laser Cannon!" (Baoh)
3 "They're eating her... and then they are going to eat me. Oh my Goooooooooooooood!" (Troll 2)
4 "If This is Justice, Then I'm a Banana." (Angel Cop)
5 "Pharaoh Has Spoken!" - Moses: Egypt's Great Prince
6 "Yoooouuuu killed meeeee..." "Good." (Zelda: Wand of Gamelon)
7 "Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible." (Plan 9 From Outer Space)

Wow, amazing revelation. This detective lets Sherlock Homes look like an amateur.

8 "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'" (Nuthin' but a G-Thang - Dr. Dre)

The day before Dr. Dre went to studio, he slipped on a banana peel.
He was so traumatized he decided to warn population of this unexpected danger on his next song.

9 "I'm Positive....... This Guy Has Acquired Abilities of the Dark Gundam..... with the Help of Kyoji!!!!!!" (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
10 "Ahh!...... Pretty Bomber Head!!!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
The Contenders
11 "Real Love is Born Out of Freedom! Forced Celibacy is a Famed Myth Borrowed from Religion." (Sins of the Sisters)
12 "Rubber lips are immune to your charms" (Batman & Robin)

Batman and Robin... is one of my favorite movies. Really. I have seen it countless times and it never fails to make me laugh.

This quote, which could also be said by a sex doll whose owner is so ugly not even her wants them, is just the icing on the entertainment cake.

13 "F**king Magnets, how do they work?" (Miracles - Insane Clown Posse)

I am a big fan of ICP, both of their comic and their more serious songs; but whatever they were on when they recorded this sobg must have been some really bad stuff. It's like a character from a daily soap trying to perform a sociocritical song. And they are the same guys who made "Halls of Illusions".

14 "Whatever happened to normal sex?" (CSI)

This episode would be totally hilarious... if not a whole bunch of morons would think that its depiction is actually authentical. For the record, it isn't. Such people as shown here are at best made fun of in the community.

But this line alone is pure gold. She sounds like some prude chick who just read "50 Shades of Grey" for the first time.

15 "That's Right...a Plug for Every Socket, and a Socket for Every Plug.I Should Warn You– I'm Carnal. I'm a Carnivore. and Right Now, You're a Dangly Little Piece of Meat. Taking You for a Tug is Going to Be Fun... " (Azure Striker Gunvolt)
16 "It's Joke!" (Love Live! Sunshine!! - Original Japanese Version)
17 "And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future." (Plan 9 From Outer Space)
18 "Let's See How You Do Against... Kung Fu Cutman!!!!!!" - Mega Man (Ruby-Spears Animated Series)
19 "Nilbog... It's Goblin spelled backwards!" (Troll 2)

I was thinking a bit. If the townspeople are about to trap the humans coming to this place... why the friggen freak would they leave such an obvious clue in the town's name!?
Are they the friggen Illuminati (if I were a conspiracy theorist)!?

20 "Hi Ya Mark! How is Your Sex Life?" (The Room)
21 "I Should Have Been the One to Fill Your Dark Soul with Laaaiiiggghhhttt!!!" (Devil May Cry)
22 "Mutton! Fresh Mutton!" (Tales of Xillia/Tales of Xillia 2)
23 "What Am I Fighting Fooorrr?!?!?" - Mega Man X4
24 "Y'know... This River Sure Makes for a Good Resting Place..." (Oregon Trail II)
25 "All Your Base are Belong to Us." (Zero Wing)

It's funny because of the broken English.

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