Top 10 Unintentionally Humourous Quotations

The Top Ten

1 "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush

As we have done for so long. Thank you, Captain George W. Plain Obvious.

2 "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ye-es, well I guess it makes sense - if you're Arnie. Funny, especially said in THAT cute accent!

3 "Having committed political suicide, the Conservative Party is now living to regret it." - Chris Patten

4 "I am the Jesus Christ of politics...I sacrifice myself for everyone." - Silvio Berlusconi

5 "That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record." - David Coleman

Best scooter ever fast and amazing at jumping there crazy light and fun to ride. you could jump so high its crazy and you could do the best tricks ever. for a list for the top 5 scoters 1lucky 2MGP 3GRIT 4DISTRICT 5Phoenix that's what I think go GRIT!

6 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

7 "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman

8 "There's been a colour clash; both teams are wearing white." - John Moston

9 "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W. Bush

It's just an unfortunate mishap

10 ''You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.'' - George W. Bush

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