Top Ten Unlikely Lyrics for a Christmas Carol

The Top Ten

1 Mary dumped God for Joseph last week

Can you imagine how this will look in King's College's innocent little choir?

2 The third wise man came up and asked "when do we get that pizza?"

3 We Three Kings of Orient are wishing now we'd gone in the car

*Guffaw* Would have save one hell of a lot of time!
Love this! :D

4 Were they sure t'was the right stable?

Oh, the awkwardness of that. Just like Monty Python.

5 "Oops!" The Herald Angels Sing, "Forgot About The Newborn King!"

6 A fourth wise man came in and said, "where's his life insurance, then?"

It just shouldn't be said, should it? But it does make quite a point.

7 The event we celebrate this day may cause market rush someday

What do you know? It did. Thanks to that, I was stuck in a long queue at Sainsbury's the other day. Thank you.

8 Money was too tight for gold and all the frankincense was sold

9 And Joseph said "Hold on, didn't we just walk past five other inns?"

10 Mary went around the wood of thorn

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