Top Ten Unlikely Names Scientists Will Give To Newly Discovered Species

The Top Ten

1 Farteyed-lion

2 Skunk Reloaded

3 Hippo-hipped zebra

4 Jolly giraffe-teethed skunk-stink whale-hearted miniature dragon

5 Box-circle-square green-yellow-pink kerosene sucker

Hm. It sure is a possibility, Posron, but last time I looked it didn't look like it.

Are you sure that that isn't my brother?

6 French fries nitwit

7 Gorilla-sized nincompoop

8 Badass whatsitsname

9 Bally gawkneck

Maybe they can give one species this name, if they run out of ideas.

Cruel to do this...
Hahalolz Ksunu! Maybe they will, if they run out of grey cell inspirations as you say!

10 Zebra Like Peacock

The Contenders

11 Savage Macaw

12 Pigheaded pigpie

13 Shaolin Chickenapple

14 Tedwysukiaminachyu

15 Justin Bieber Meerkat

16 Giant mythical bandwagon fire breathing three-headed cobra

17 Potato Monster Machine 2.0

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