Top Ten Unlikely Names Scientists Will Give To Newly Discovered Species

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The Top Ten

1 Farteyed-lion
2 Skunk Reloaded
3 Hippo-hipped zebra
4 Jolly giraffe-teethed skunk-stink whale-hearted miniature dragon

I have no comment on this. - HezarioSeth

5 Box-circle-square green-yellow-pink kerosene sucker

Are you sure that that isn't my brother? - PositronWildhawk

Hm. It sure is a possibility, Posron, but last time I looked it didn't look like it. - HezarioSeth

6 French fries nitwit
7 Gorilla-sized nincompoop
8 Badass whatsitsname
9 Bally gawkneck

Maybe they can give one species this name, if they run out of ideas. - Kiteretsunu

Cruel to do this...
Hahalolz Ksunu! Maybe they will, if they run out of grey cell inspirations as you say! - HezarioSeth

10 Pigheaded pigpie

The Contenders

11 Shaolin Chickenapple
12 Tedwysukiaminachyu
13 Justin Bieber Meerkat
14 Giant mythical bandwagon fire breathing three-headed cobra
15 Potato Monster Machine 2.0
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