Unlikely Things You Will Hear Being Said at the Download Festival

The Download Festival. For hardcore metal music fanatics. My brother had a hand in this list. If it's good, I take the credit and if it's rubbish... Shame on my brother!

The Top Ten

1 If there's any bad language this year, I'm going home!

Yeah, you're not going to like the festival, then.

2 Man, I hate beards and tattoos!

3 Where's the cupcake stall?

HAHAAHAHAAHA I'm not even a metal fan. But I really laughed my ass off.

4 (Singing) 'Cos that's what makes you beautiful...

5 Hope the mosh pits are tame this year.

My brother assures me he's going to start the biggest one yet.

6 Which tent is David Cameron's?

The smallest one there.

7 I'm really glad Rammstein aren't here this year.

8 Slipknot scares me

9 Billy Idol was the best act EVER!

He has performed at Download before, but really, what hard rocker would ever say this hn THAT crowd?

10 I've brought my English Essay books with me.

The Contenders

11 What stage is Justin Bieber playing on?

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