Top 10 Most Unlikely Wars

This is a list of the top ten two countries that will most likely never be I'm a war against each other...

The Top Ten

1 Lebanon - Venezuela
2 Jamaica - Mexico

The weed heads in Jamaica are approached by the cartels. It could go one of two ways, the cartels get everyone addicted to heroin, or the Jamaicans stop the invasion by playing reggae and smoking weed.

3 Canada - Sweden

Maybe in a conflict over the Arctic. - PetSounds

4 Russian Federation - The People's Republic of China

Millions of institutionalised conspiracy theorists would disagree. - PositronWildhawk

Nah,I wouldn't agree with that. - SamuiNeko

And Mongolia is caught in the middle of it - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Not sure about that. - Metal_Treasure

5 Egypt - Malaysia

Egypt will win with their superior camel dong - CerealGuy

6 Australia - India

Illegal Indian immigrants keep on getting into Australia's borders completely ignoring the sign that says "F*** off we're full". So Australia has to form it's army of Emus and Crocodile Hunters and invade India's army of Snake Charmers and Children. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

7 United States - The Netherlands

The US has a reputation for taking months to respond to a crisis and then attacking the country next to the culprit. If said crisis was somehow linked to the Eurozone Crisis, they might knock out the Euro office in Belgium. Imagine that... - PositronWildhawk

The Netherlands is suspected by the U.S. government to have oil and terrorists - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8 The Netherlands - Canada
9 Canada - Finland
10 Angola - Chile

Angola was formally a Communist country, but if they did become Communist again, the US would attack them first. - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Vatican City - New Zealand
12 United Kingdom - Monaco
13 Australia - Madagascar
14 Brazil - Spain
15 Switzerland - Japan
16 United States - Canada
17 North Sentinel Island vs Sealand

Best war ever

18 Burkina Faso - Guatemala
19 Germany - Switzerland
20 United Kingdom - United States

Uh actually that's very likely. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

21 Sealand - Mongolia

Sealand can into relevancy! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

22 Armenia - Vietnam Armenia - Vietnam Armenia is a country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, it is bordered by Turkey to the west, Georgia to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakh and Azerbaijan to the east, and Iran and Azerbaijan's exclave of Nakhchivan to the more.
23 Swaziland vs Vanuatu
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