Top 10 Most Unlikely Wars

This is a list of the top ten two countries that will most likely never be I'm a war against each other...

The Top Ten

1 Lebanon - Venezuela
2 Jamaica - Mexico

The weed heads in Jamaica are approached by the cartels. It could go one of two ways, the cartels get everyone addicted to heroin, or the Jamaicans stop the invasion by playing reggae and smoking weed.

3 Canada - Sweden

Maybe in a conflict over the Arctic. - PetSounds

4 Russian Federation - The People's Republic of China

Millions of institutionalised conspiracy theorists would disagree. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Egypt - Malaysia

Egypt will win with their superior camel dong - CerealGuy

6 Australia - India V 1 Comment
7 United States - The Netherlands

The US has a reputation for taking months to respond to a crisis and then attacking the country next to the culprit. If said crisis was somehow linked to the Eurozone Crisis, they might knock out the Euro office in Belgium. Imagine that... - PositronWildhawk

The Netherlands is suspected by the U.S. government to have oil and terrorists - SirSkeletorThe3rd

8 The Netherlands - Canada
9 Canada - Finland
10 Angola - Chile

Angola was formally a Communist country, but if they did become Communist again, the US would attack them first. - Turkeyasylum

The Contenders

11 Vatican City - New Zealand
12 United Kingdom - Monaco
13 Australia - Madagascar
14 Brazil - Spain
15 Switzerland - Japan
16 North Sentinel Island vs Sealand

Best war ever

17 Burkina Faso - Guatemala
18 Germany - Switzerland
19 United States - Canada
20 United Kingdom - United States

Uh actually that's very likely. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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Top Remixes

1. Jamaica - Mexico
2. Canada - Sweden
3. Lebanon - Venezuela
1. The Netherlands - Canada
2. Canada - Finland
3. United Kingdom - Monaco



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