Most Unrealistic Anime Couples

These are the couples that you just find too unrealistic to actually ever happen. They either have so chemistry together or are so bad to each other that it's baffling how they got together in the first place. And no these don't have to be canon, they can be absurd ships that you see on the internet. Please remember that this is my opinion on these certain ships. You're free to add in your own. I'll put in my ten choices and the rest is up to you.

The Top Ten

1 Sasuke and Sakura (Naruto)

It's impossible to believe Sasuke loves, or even likes, her, after not contacting with his supposed "wife" and daughter for 10 years, not even a call or a letter. They not even had a photo together, as a couple, Sakura had to use the photo of another women. Sasuke not even wants to kiss, or, at the very least, to show some gesture of affect to her, after being away for 10 years and going again to another travel.
And Sakura accepts all of this! And she still looks a retarded teenager in love with her crush. And its fans praise this Sakura's idiocy as if this means her love is very faithful. Her "love", and Sasuke and Sakura's relationship is, fortunately, unrealistic.

Their daughter grew up with a mother who projects her anger issues at her daughter because she does not receive affection from her husband and her father abandoned her years ago when she was a baby (Yes this is all canon read Naruto Gaiden) So yes this ship is bad and ended so catastrophically even the fans who were disappointed by it

What I learnt from this pairing: male attention is EVERYTHING. Women must throw their self respect out the window because moving away from a homicidal maniac is a bad decision. What a beautiful and inspiring message for young girls out there

I have a feeling this is a heavy fan service to be honest. Most of those people who ship them hardly are in denial since they shipped them when they were young and can't let go of the past. Probably most of them liked the imaginary version of this couple or the doujin or fan arts they watched so they want to force it into reality, like it doesn't matter even if it doesn't make any sense as long as their ship came true.

2 Light and Misa (Death Note)

I didn't like it but it's not supposed to be liked. It was toxic on purpose but Sasuke × Sakura is, believe it or not, supposed to be "healthy" and "realistic" WHAT A JOKE

Misa is supposed to be 'smart' but can't catch a clue that Light doesn't like her. All he has to do is give her a meaningless kiss and she's his damn slave. She'll be held kidnapped if it means protecting her dear Light, even though he uses her. And she doesn't mind that at all.

He made it damn obvious to her that he was just using her. And like a retard, she listened to him

Just a psycho and retarded girl, most couples today. except for you guys, I love you (doggy voice)

3 Levi and Eren (Attack on Titan)

This one is just confusing. I don't see how this one is so popular with the Yaoi girls. At least with certain anime, I understand why they ship certain guys or girls with each other. But these two have no interest with each other and don't have any chemistry to be a couple. And please don't send me hate comments of how I'm homophobic. I have friends who are gay, lesbian and are bisexual. I know there's nothing wrong with Yaoi or Yuri couples. This one is just puzzling of how it's so popular.

I never have understood this pairing. First, there's the age difference. Levi is in his 30s while Eren is 15. Levi and Eren seem to really hate each other. Like that one scene where Levi beat the crap outta Eren. Also, Mikasa would never let this happen. She'd probably kill Levi.

I honestly don't why it's shipped so much. And isn't Levi 30?

I don't get it. I see no chemistry.

4 Yui and Ayato (Diabolik Lovers)

This couple may be unrealistic but in the end, these two are the only ones that actually suit each other.Had Yui been with any of the other brothers, it would have been a failed relationship instantly.

So it's a case of bad rebound? That doesn't make it any better. He still treated her terribly and she never stood up for herself. How is this the better option? Someone has low standards... - WickedWitch

Diabolik Lovers is just bad in general. And it's about as romantic as dying children.

Subaru already gave her a dagger to kill vampires but she didn't use it

She's paired with many guys but Ayato seems to be the most popular one. This guy constantly calls her a bitch and tries to suck her blood. Yet Yui doesn't fight back against him at all? Any girl who found out they were in a mansion with a bunch of vampires, would run for their lives. Yui doesn't because plot. The male lead is a creep who assaults Yui within the first few minutes of the anime and Yui doesn't have the courage to ever stand up for his cruel actions.

5 Ichigo and Orihime (Bleach)

Because it makes sense that two people with no chemistry what so ever get together

Its really bad.

Ichigo was clueless to Orihime's feelings and she was just clingy. How these two ended up together is beyond me.

Cough cough, Rukia was the one, cough cough

6 Aki and Sora (Aki Sora)

Apparently when it's a woman who doesn't believe in full consent it's okay.

What, lesbo is okay... but siblings!

All these two do is have sex and they're siblings. They have no chemistry outside of that. Oh and Aki rapes Sora. He clearly says no but she doesn't stop. It was disgusting and VERY unrealistic.

7 Ash and Serena (Pokemon)

I honestly think serena is annoying. Ash has all these girls liking him. I honestly think Dawn would be a good match with him.

Ash has shown no interest of girls in his life and if he did, Serena would be the last person he would date. She's always whining, always gets herself into trouble, never stops fawning over him and she never shuts up. Would anyone want a girlfriend like that?

Was Serena even in ash's Backstory

8 Kyouya and Erika (Wolf Girl and Black Prince)

I can't believe these two ended up becoming a real couple. If a male ended up treating his girlfriend like a dog, you would be disgusted by it. But in this anime, we're supposed to find it...charming? That's the vibe I got. Erika clearly hates being treated like this but doesn't stop him because she wants to have friends. And pretending to date Kyouya is the only way to assure that. Real sad and really unrealistic.

9 Gray and Juvia (Fairy Tail)

Please, they don't match each other like, at all. If I let all of you GruVia shippers read the script of Fairy Tail, you must be avoiding this ship.

no juvia is pretty much tying to force gray to like her and he is not having it sure at the end of season 9 he wants her back but he doent want her back as a couple

WHAT?! NO WAY! they actually suite each other, like, seriously, dude. Juvia, unlike Sakura or Hinata, actually succeded in saving Gray's life, like, 100 times or something? She's also extremely loyal, so what if she stalks him?! And yea, Gray likes her too, he's just tsun, that's all

This couple sends a horrible message. "If you stalk and constantly harrass your crush with your unhealthy, obsessive actions, they'll eventually grow to like you! " Just... no.

10 Makoto and Kotonoha (School Days)

That woman is a psycho, omg she cut the pregnant chick's stomach open.

What girl would take this guy back? He flat out dumps her, doesn't show up to see her when she needs and on top of all of that, he has sex with several other females. Why would she still think he's her boyfriend and forgive him after all the crap he's done? It's just out of nowhere and makes the anime even less tolerable.

Not to mention the fact that she beheads her boyfriend after finding out she was cheated on, and cut open the stomach of his side chick, who claimed to be pregnant and that the baby was his.

The Contenders

11 Saito and Louise (The Familiar of Zero)

Would any male honestly date a girl who kidnaps you from home, takes away your meal privileges and beats you like a slave? I'm sure most would say no. Yet in the end, he chooses her to marry. Out of all the nice sweet girls, he chose her? Why?

She dehumanizes him, treating him like an animal. She once made him go without food for a while, and made him sleep on straw on the floor while she slept in a huge comfy bed. He was taken from his world against his will and treated horribly. At least some of the other characters treated him better, and he goes and marries rage-aholic. Don't buy it, sorry.

The only way this can be realistic is Stockholm syndrome

Oh, and when a girl is abusing the guy it's okay too apparently.

12 Goku and Chi Chi (Dragon Ball Z)

I don't like them that much

Worst couple ever

13 Eren and Mikasa (Attack on Titan)

no mikasa is horrible for eren I mean they ate both bad characters but eren likes mikasa a FRIEND, and mikasa likes eren as a boyfriend but she can't force eren to like her or date her to be honest I would not be surprised if he is annoyed by her

Look...this is a perfect example of not romantic relationship...but is a SIBLING relationship...I could literally imagine Mikasa calling Eren “bro”

Mikasa was clinging to him the entire of season 1 whereas he just kept ignoring her. Very unrealistic pairing.

If she wasn't his adopted sister, I would be fine with this couple.

They're not blood related and she wasn't adopted or anything, Eren's parents just let her live with them. And Eren clearly doesn't see her as his sister, so I don't see any problem

14 Luffy and Nami (One Piece)

Luffy is asexual! The thought of him in a romantic relationship, let alone with one of his nakama, is really disturbing to me.

Any Luffy ship is unrealistic to be honest. Except meat of course

What a stupid ship

Hate that one. Can't see it happening

15 Naruto and Hinata (Naruto)

I just don't understand how they got together. because in naruto hinata would never talk to naruto. there was not a lot interactions between the two. AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS that they get married and kids.

they are a good couple. well that's what I think,they do get married and have 2 kids I felt happy when they got together to. while watching the show I did not think their going to get together but I always thought they where cute but I gust thought it was not possible. when they got together I was happy

I saw no chemistry.

YES

16 Tatsuya and Miyuki (The Irregular At Magic High School)

They're siblings with no chemistry. Yeah, that's all I need to say.

17 Zoro and Robin (One Piece)

Ah, well! These two are the perfect example of a stupid and absurd couple that will never come true and how much people are so desperate to convince themselves otherwise!
"There will be no romance between the Straw Hat crew": where's the part that you fans don't understand?

They don't have any chemistry, sure Zoro saves her, but only as a nakama. Fans literally ship them just because they stand next to each other

Frobin (Franky x Robin) is a more pairing better and does make more sense than ZoroBin and other pair with Robin. Super! A true pairing/couple is supposed to be more than to look better and have some stuff in common

Most boring pairing ever

18 Pico and Tamotsu (Boku no Pico)

Straight up pedophilia.

Kill me now.

19 Todoroki and Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)

Todoroki has shown more signs of being asexual/aromantic. So I don't see him having a relationship with Momo, he's just a good person.

Ok first I HAATTEEE Momo and second Todoroki deserves an actual good partner (like Midoriya)

NO! ew gross I hate this ship I hate Yaoyorozu to she gust drives me off the edge. Todoroki is a good character but he has no feelings like that for momo are anybody in his class or school and they are gust lil kids to they are only like 15 or 16 the oldest one in class 1-A is king explosion murder [laughing] he is 17

20 Bakugo and Deku (My Hero Academia)

I like them as rivals but as lovers? HELL NO. Bakugou bullied Deku for years and years and never even apologized. He told him he should kill himself.

Self explanatory

I support we have all seen the video on pornhub

KIRIBAKU IS THE MOST POSSIBLE SHIP FOR BAKUGOU OH MY GOD CAN'T ANYONE SEE?!

21 Edward and Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I gust never thought they good for each other

22 Takano and Ritsu Onodera (Sekaiichi Hatsukoi)

Even as a fujoshi, I don't like this OTP. It just seemed, lustful? Like, Onodera seems more like a sex doll to Takano.

Their relationship is just unrealistic! How the hell can Takano still be able to deal with a stupid and unlikable Tsundere like Ritsu? Ritsu, if you don’t want him, get out of his life! Stop distract him like everything is his fault, you little obnoxious bitch!

23 Utau Hoshina and Ikuto Tsukiyomi (Shugo Chara!)
24 Panty and Brief (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
25 Vegeta and Bulma (Dragon Ball Z)

Hey! This couple's awesome! WAY better than Goku and Chi Chi!

The way they got together is very unrealistic.

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