Most Unrealistic Anime Couples

These are the couples that you just find too unrealistic to actually ever happen. They either have so chemistry together or are so bad to each other that it's baffling how they got together in the first place. And no these don't have to be canon, they can be absurd ships that you see on the internet. Please remember that this is my opinion on these certain ships. You're free to add in your own. I'll put in my ten choices and the rest is up to you.

The Top Ten

1 Sasuke and Sakura (Naruto)

It's impossible to believe Sasuke loves, or even likes, her, after not contacting with his supposed "wife" and daughter for 10 years, not even a call or a letter. They not even had a photo together, as a couple, Sakura had to use the photo of another women. Sasuke not even wants to kiss, or, at the very least, to show some gesture of affect to her, after being away for 10 years and going again to another travel.
And Sakura accepts all of this! And she still looks a retarded teenager in love with her crush. And its fans praise this Sakura's idiocy as if this means her love is very faithful. Her "love", and Sasuke and Sakura's relationship is, fortunately, unrealistic.

I have a feeling this is a heavy fan service to be honest. Most of those people who ship them hardly are in denial since they shipped them when they were young and can't let go of the past. Probably most of them liked the imaginary version of this couple or the doujin or fan arts they watched so they want to force it into reality, like it doesn't matter even if it doesn't make any sense as long as their ship came true.

Because only having a 2 1/2 min alone time with each other, one finding the other "so annoying/sickening," the other attempting to guilt trip to force him to do what she wants, murder attempts on both sides, no romantic affection between each other besides woohoo, one having 0 effect on the other besides being obsessive fangirl #93478537853784, the guy dumping a baby on the girl & expects to pay for their expenses themselves & not seeing them for 10+ years, one saying he has no idea why she loves him & has absolutely no interest in her, not even get a wedding pic of them & the girl taking a photo of him with his other team & altering it to make it look like a "cute" photo of them like a moronic loser, is a totally realistic relationship... if they both started to shoot up some drugs! SasuSaku FTL!

they are the worst couple ever, she tried to kill him, he tried to kill her at least twice and she's still so blindly in love with him. he admitted he doesn't know why she loves him so much and she never had a reason other than he's hot. She continues to love him after he KILLED her in a genjutsu and STILL loves him after he left her with a child all alone for a never ending mission smh, and never contacts her even tho he contacts with naruto. it's so obvious he never loved and that forehead poke is fan service bs! sasuke never loved her and never will. sakura’s was always selfish and she never matured. she is still the 12 year old brat who would care about sasuke and sasuke only. sasuke said he has no reasons to love her or be loved by her but SS fans obviously love to ignore the toxicity this ship has and think a forehead poke can fix everything they've done to each other. Pathetic.

2 Light and Misa (Death Note)

I didn't like it but it's not supposed to be liked. It was toxic on purpose but Sasuke × Sakura is, believe it or not, supposed to be "healthy" and "realistic" WHAT A JOKE

Misa is supposed to be 'smart' but can't catch a clue that Light doesn't like her. All he has to do is give her a meaningless kiss and she's his damn slave. She'll be held kidnapped if it means protecting her dear Light, even though he uses her. And she doesn't mind that at all.

He made it damn obvious to her that he was just using her. And like a retard, she listened to him

Just a psycho and retarded girl, most couples today. except for you guys, I love you (doggy voice)

3 Levi and Eren (Attack on Titan)

Disgusting. This ship is plain disgusting. I mean, Levi is in his 30s and Eren is 15, besides there is 0 evidence of any of them showing attraction to either one of them. It's just a completely fanmade ship made by the fujoshis who think "This hot guy is beating up the main character that's so hot and gay <3"
This is just the Attack on Titan version of Ed x Roy

This one is just confusing. I don't see how this one is so popular with the Yaoi girls. At least with certain anime, I understand why they ship certain guys or girls with each other. But these two have no interest with each other and don't have any chemistry to be a couple. And please don't send me hate comments of how I'm homophobic. I have friends who are gay, lesbian and are bisexual. I know there's nothing wrong with Yaoi or Yuri couples. This one is just puzzling of how it's so popular.

I never have understood this pairing. First, there's the age difference. Levi is in his 30s while Eren is 15. Levi and Eren seem to really hate each other. Like that one scene where Levi beat the crap outta Eren. Also, Mikasa would never let this happen. She'd probably kill Levi.

"I SHIP THEM SO MUCH"
So you one of the "Age is just a numbers" group, and what if a 100 y/o man wants to have sex with a 14 y/o young boy, you gonna ship them?
(even though I am yaoi fan myself but a young boy being shipped with over 18 man? Hell no).

4 Yui and Ayato (Diabolik Lovers)

This couple may be unrealistic but in the end, these two are the only ones that actually suit each other.Had Yui been with any of the other brothers, it would have been a failed relationship instantly.

So it's a case of bad rebound? That doesn't make it any better. He still treated her terribly and she never stood up for herself. How is this the better option? Someone has low standards...

She's paired with many guys but Ayato seems to be the most popular one. This guy constantly calls her a bitch and tries to suck her blood. Yet Yui doesn't fight back against him at all? Any girl who found out they were in a mansion with a bunch of vampires, would run for their lives. Yui doesn't because plot. The male lead is a creep who assaults Yui within the first few minutes of the anime and Yui doesn't have the courage to ever stand up for his cruel actions.

Diabolik Lovers is just bad in general. And it's about as romantic as dying children.

Subaru already gave her a dagger to kill vampires but she didn't use it

5 Ichigo and Orihime (Bleach)

Because it makes sense that two people with no chemistry what so ever get together

Ichigo was clueless to Orihime's feelings and she was just clingy. How these two ended up together is beyond me.

Cough cough, Rukia was the one, cough cough

Its really bad.

6 Aki and Sora (Aki Sora)

Apparently when it's a woman who doesn't believe in full consent it's okay.

What, lesbo is okay... but siblings!

All these two do is have sex and they're siblings. They have no chemistry outside of that. Oh and Aki rapes Sora. He clearly says no but she doesn't stop. It was disgusting and VERY unrealistic.

7 Ash and Serena (Pokemon)

Ash has shown no interest of girls in his life and if he did, Serena would be the last person he would date. She's always whining, always gets herself into trouble, never stops fawning over him and she never shuts up. Would anyone want a girlfriend like that?

I honestly think serena is annoying. Ash has all these girls liking him. I honestly think Dawn would be a good match with him.

Was Serena even in ash's Backstory

8 Kyouya and Erika (Wolf Girl and Black Prince)

I can't believe these two ended up becoming a real couple. If a male ended up treating his girlfriend like a dog, you would be disgusted by it. But in this anime, we're supposed to find it...charming? That's the vibe I got. Erika clearly hates being treated like this but doesn't stop him because she wants to have friends. And pretending to date Kyouya is the only way to assure that. Real sad and really unrealistic.

9 Gray and Juvia (Fairy Tail)

Please, they don't match each other like, at all. If I let all of you GruVia shippers read the script of Fairy Tail, you must be avoiding this ship.

WHAT?! NO WAY! they actually suite each other, like, seriously, dude. Juvia, unlike Sakura or Hinata, actually succeded in saving Gray's life, like, 100 times or something? She's also extremely loyal, so what if she stalks him?! And yea, Gray likes her too, he's just tsun, that's all

Umm... that's not true. Juvia is a girk that, unlike Hinata and Sakura, actually fights for Gray, ever seen the Juvia vs Meredy? you'll see, plus Gray and Juvia both commited suicide 4 each other, so there, and NaLu's worse, because not one of them have romantic interests in the other

This couple sends a horrible message. "If you stalk and constantly harrass your crush with your unhealthy, obsessive actions, they'll eventually grow to like you! " Just... no.

10 Makoto and Kotonoha (School Days)

What girl would take this guy back? He flat out dumps her, doesn't show up to see her when she needs and on top of all of that, he has sex with several other females. Why would she still think he's her boyfriend and forgive him after all the crap he's done? It's just out of nowhere and makes the anime even less tolerable.

Not to mention the fact that she beheads her boyfriend after finding out she was cheated on, and cut open the stomach of his side chick, who claimed to be pregnant and that the baby was his.

That woman is a psycho, omg she cut the pregnant chick's stomach open.

The Newcomers

? Meliodas and Elizabeth (The Seven Deadly Sins)

Do I even have to say something? ILLEGAL!

The Contenders

11 Goku and Chi Chi (Dragon Ball Z)

Kids you see that picture! That is what we call an abusive relationship!

I don't like them that much

Worst couple ever

12 Saito and Louise (The Familiar of Zero)

She dehumanizes him, treating him like an animal. She once made him go without food for a while, and made him sleep on straw on the floor while she slept in a huge comfy bed. He was taken from his world against his will and treated horribly. At least some of the other characters treated him better, and he goes and marries rage-aholic. Don't buy it, sorry.

Would any male honestly date a girl who kidnaps you from home, takes away your meal privileges and beats you like a slave? I'm sure most would say no. Yet in the end, he chooses her to marry. Out of all the nice sweet girls, he chose her? Why?

The only way this can be realistic is Stockholm syndrome

Oh, and when a girl is abusing the guy it's okay too apparently.

13 Eren and Mikasa (Attack on Titan)

Look...this is a perfect example of not romantic relationship...but is a SIBLING relationship...I could literally imagine Mikasa calling Eren “bro”

Lol Mikasa didn't have a chance with him. In the series she's like: EREN EREN EREN EREN EREN and I felt very sorry for him who need to live with this.

no mikasa is horrible for eren I mean they ate both bad characters but eren likes mikasa a FRIEND, and mikasa likes eren as a boyfriend but she can't force eren to like her or date her to be honest I would not be surprised if he is annoyed by her

Mikasa was clinging to him the entire of season 1 whereas he just kept ignoring her. Very unrealistic pairing.

14 Luffy and Nami (One Piece)

Luffy is asexual! The thought of him in a romantic relationship, let alone with one of his nakama, is really disturbing to me.

Any Luffy ship is unrealistic to be honest. Except meat of course

Hate that one. Can't see it happening

What a stupid ship

15 Naruto and Hinata (Naruto)

They could’ve been great together if they actually had some development. Naruto literally fell in love with her in the duration of a movie and she was just obsessed with him

I just don't understand how they got together. because in naruto hinata would never talk to naruto. there was not a lot interactions between the two. AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS that they get married and kids.

they are a good couple. well that's what I think,they do get married and have 2 kids I felt happy when they got together to. while watching the show I did not think their going to get together but I always thought they where cute but I gust thought it was not possible. when they got together I was happy

I saw no chemistry.

16 Tatsuya and Miyuki (The Irregular At Magic High School)

They're siblings with no chemistry. Yeah, that's all I need to say.

17 Pico and Tamotsu (Boku no Pico)

Thank the heavens this is on the list!

Straight up pedophilia.

18 Zoro and Robin (One Piece)

Ah, well! These two are the perfect example of a stupid and absurd couple that will never come true and how much people are so desperate to convince themselves otherwise!
"There will be no romance between the Straw Hat crew": where's the part that you fans don't understand?

Frobin (Franky x Robin) is a more pairing better and does make more sense than ZoroBin and other pair with Robin. Super! A true pairing/couple is supposed to be more than to look better and have some stuff in common

They don't have any chemistry, sure Zoro saves her, but only as a nakama. Fans literally ship them just because they stand next to each other

Most boring pairing ever

19 Todoroki and Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)

Todoroki has shown more signs of being asexual/aromantic. So I don't see him having a relationship with Momo, he's just a good person.

NO! ew gross I hate this ship I hate Yaoyorozu to she gust drives me off the edge. Todoroki is a good character but he has no feelings like that for momo are anybody in his class or school and they are gust lil kids to they are only like 15 or 16 the oldest one in class 1-A is king explosion murder [laughing] he is 17

Ok first I HAATTEEE Momo and second Todoroki deserves an actual good partner (like Midoriya)

20 Bakugo and Deku (My Hero Academia)

I like them as rivals but as lovers? HELL NO. Bakugou bullied Deku for years and years and never even apologized. He told him he should kill himself.

I support we have all seen the video on pornhub

It would/ might be an abusive relationship!

Self explanatory

21 Edward Elric and Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ew. A 15 year old in a relationship with a 29-30 year old. There is no evidence of this ship, not even a bit. They are just friends who find each other annoying. If Edward or Roy saw this they'd probably be done with life.

I have no idea why this is popular. First of all, Roy is like in his 30s while Ed is 15, second of all, they both have a big rivalry. Ed hates his guts. Finally, Roy may care for Ed, but that's more of a father-son relationship than a couple. Now take it or leave it. This is the worst and most unrealistic couple.

22 Edward and Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I gust never thought they good for each other

23 Takano and Ritsu Onodera (Sekaiichi Hatsukoi)

Their relationship is just unrealistic! How the hell can Takano still be able to deal with a stupid and unlikable Tsundere like Ritsu? Ritsu, if you don’t want him, get out of his life! Stop distract him like everything is his fault, you little obnoxious bitch!

Even as a fujoshi, I don't like this OTP. It just seemed, lustful? Like, Onodera seems more like a sex doll to Takano.

24 Subaru and Emilia (Re:Zero -Starting Life In Another World-)

Eh... why unrealistic? it's a CANON couple you guys! maybe you guys are Rem fans (well, I am too) so that you dislike this couple? :( this is just frustrating

25 Zoro and Nami (One Piece)
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