Most Unromantic Things to Give Her for Valentine's Day

The Top Ten

1 A toilet brush

This is how you die.

What kind of IDIOT would think about giving their girlfriend, fiance and/or even their wife a toilet brush!? That's STUPID! And you do know that also women should NEVER give a toilet brush to her boyfriend, fiance and/or her own husband.

BREAKING NEWS! A local man is charged with 1st-Degree Stupidity for giving his girlfriend a toilet brush for Valentine's Day. He will spend the next 5 years behind bars.

Haha! The first item alone gave me one true laugh for 12 seconds. Surely you will get kicked for such an unromantic present on this day! Haha.. - Kiteretsunu

2 Divorce papers

That would be a good prank though.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious! You should totally give her that! (Laughs like Towelie from South Park for 8 seconds) Here's a poem that I hope is totally funny!
The Worst Valentine's Day Poem Ever
By: Me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's Day sucks
And so do you
Are you dressed up
Just like Cupid?
If you are,
Then you look stupid!
I want you away
By riding on a horse
Guess what?
I want a divorce!

"Happy Valentines Day, By the Way I want a divorce". - egnomac

Where are the annulment papers?

3 Days of the week socks

That is a stupid Valentine's gift to give to a woman!

I'd actually be quite happy with this...

4 Last year's Valentine's card

"It's the thought that counts dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

5 Tea towels

"Well, at least these ones don't have holes in them, darling. You can dry up without getting your fingers caught in the holes. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

6 A dishwasher

Wash! Wash! Wash! - Sugarcubecorner

"She's Swedish, doesn't speak a word of English, but she's beautiful don't you think? Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

7 An STD

How is this not the first one?

8 A lifetime supply of paracetamol

"I know how many headaches you've been getting lately dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

9 Rushed marriage proposal

"Take off the blindfold, and behold! " Dah-dah-dah-daah, dah-dah-dah-daah... - PositronWildhawk

*Through a mouhful of chips* "So, fancy getting married? Don't take too long to think about it, these are getting cold. Pass the vinegar, would you? Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

10 Flowers she's allergic to

You look terrible with your face all bloated and red. But I do love you..." - Britgirl

She should have told you her allergies...

The Contenders

11 The flu
12 Taking her to her favourite restaurant...and promising to take her inside the followhng year.

"Just think, dear, this time next year, we may be eating in there! Oh how I love you..." - Britgirl

13 A promise to babysit their child

OH NOT a good plan kinda went to far haha guess that guys getting kicked in the nuts - Curti2594

"I can't have a romantic night with you, dear. I've already said I'd babysit! But you know I love you, right? - Britgirl

14 An album

They are romantic...if your love likes Justin Bieber
If not...they deservs a higher rank!

15 Earphones

Why even?

16 A chocolate human heart

I did my absolute best! Praise me!
-From Hell - ModernSpongeBobSucks

17 Malware
18 Expired food
19 A CD
20 A DVD
21 A video game
22 A sandwich maker
23 Cleaning supplies
24 Watermelon
25 A bad Valentine's Day card
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