Most Unromantic Things to Give Her for Valentine's Day

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The Top Ten

1 A toilet brush

Haha! The first item alone gave me one true laugh for 12 seconds. Surely you will get kicked for such an unromantic present on this day! Haha.. - Kiteretsunu

"Happy Valentine's Day, dear. Get scrubbing. Oh by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

Oh No! I'd better be thinking on another gift! Haha - keyson

It also came with a free plunger. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

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2 Days of the week socks

I'd actually be quite happy with this...

3 Last year's Valentine's card

"It's the thought that counts dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

4 Tea towels

"Well, at least these ones don't have holes in them, darling. You can dry up without getting your fingers caught in the holes. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

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5 A dishwasher


"She's Swedish, doesn't speak a word of English, but she's beautiful don't you think? Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

6 Divorce papers

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious! You should totally give her that! (Laughs like Towelie from South Park for 8 seconds) Here's a poem that I hope is totally funny!
The Worst Valentine's Day Poem Ever
By: Me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's Day sucks
And so do you
Are you dressed up
Just like Cupid?
If you are,
Then you look stupid!
I want you away
By riding on a horse
Guess what?
I want a divorce!

"Happy Valentines Day, By the Way I want a divorce". - egnomac

Where are the annulment papers?

7 An STD

How is this not the first one?

8 A lifetime supply of paracetamol

"I know how many headaches you've been getting lately dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl

9 Rushed marriage proposal
10 Flowers she's allergic to

You look terrible with your face all bloated and red. But I do love you..." - Britgirl

She should have told you her allergies...

The Contenders

11 The flu
12 Taking her to her favourite restaurant...and promising to take her inside the followhng year.

"Just think, dear, this time next year, we may be eating in there! Oh how I love you..." - Britgirl

13 A promise to babysit their child

OH NOT a good plan kinda went to far haha guess that guys getting kicked in the nuts - Curti2594

"I can't have a romantic night with you, dear. I've already said I'd babysit! But you know I love you, right? - Britgirl

14 An album

They are romantic...if your love likes Justin Bieber
If not...they deservs a higher rank!

15 Earphones V 1 Comment
16 A CD
17 A DVD
18 A video game
19 Malware
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