Most Unromantic Things to Give Her for Valentine's Day
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious! You should totally give her that! (Laughs like Towelie from South Park for 8 seconds) Here's a poem that I hope is totally funny!
The Worst Valentine's Day Poem Ever
By: Me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's Day sucks
And so do you
Are you dressed up
Just like Cupid?
If you are,
Then you look stupid!
I want you away
By riding on a horse
Guess what?
I want a divorce!
"Happy Valentines Day, By the Way I want a divorce".
That would be a good prank though.
Where are the annulment papers?
What kind of IDIOT would think about giving their girlfriend, fiance and/or even their wife a toilet brush!? That's STUPID! And you do know that also women should NEVER give a toilet brush to her boyfriend, fiance and/or her own husband.
BREAKING NEWS! A local man is charged with 1st-Degree Stupidity for giving his girlfriend a toilet brush for Valentine's Day. He will spend the next 5 years behind bars.
Haha! The first item alone gave me one true laugh for 12 seconds. Surely you will get kicked for such an unromantic present on this day! Haha..
"Happy Valentine's Day, dear. Get scrubbing. Oh by the way, I love you..."
How is this not the first one?
"It's the thought that counts dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..."
You look terrible with your face all bloated and red. But I do love you..."
She should have told you her allergies...
That is a stupid Valentine's gift to give to a woman!
I'd actually be quite happy with this...
"Take off the blindfold, and behold! " Dah-dah-dah-daah, dah-dah-dah-daah...
"She's Swedish, doesn't speak a word of English, but she's beautiful don't you think? Oh, by the way, I love you..."
"Well, at least these ones don't have holes in them, darling. You can dry up without getting your fingers caught in the holes. Oh, by the way, I love you..."
"I know how many headaches you've been getting lately dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..."
"I can't have a romantic night with you, dear. I've already said I'd babysit! But you know I love you, right?
OH NOT a good plan kinda went to far haha guess that guys getting kicked in the nuts
"Just think, dear, this time next year, we may be eating in there! Oh how I love you..."