Most Unromantic Things to Give Her for Valentine's DayBritgirl
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What kind of IDIOT would think about giving their girlfriend, fiance and/or even their wife a toilet brush!? That's STUPID! And you do know that also women should NEVER give a toilet brush to her boyfriend, fiance and/or her own husband.
Haha! The first item alone gave me one true laugh for 12 seconds. Surely you will get kicked for such an unromantic present on this day! Haha.. - Kiteretsunu
"Happy Valentine's Day, dear. Get scrubbing. Oh by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
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That is a stupid Valentine's gift to give to a woman!
I'd actually be quite happy with this...
"It's the thought that counts dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious! You should totally give her that! (Laughs like Towelie from South Park for 8 seconds) Here's a poem that I hope is totally funny!
The Worst Valentine's Day Poem Ever
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentine's Day sucks
And so do you
Are you dressed up
Just like Cupid?
If you are,
Then you look stupid!
I want you away
By riding on a horse
I want a divorce!
"Happy Valentines Day, By the Way I want a divorce". - egnomac
Where are the annulment papers?
"Well, at least these ones don't have holes in them, darling. You can dry up without getting your fingers caught in the holes. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
"She's Swedish, doesn't speak a word of English, but she's beautiful don't you think? Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
Wash! Wash! Wash! - Sugarcubecorner
How is this not the first one?
"I know how many headaches you've been getting lately dear. Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
"Take off the blindfold, and behold! " Dah-dah-dah-daah, dah-dah-dah-daah... - PositronWildhawk
*Through a mouhful of chips* "So, fancy getting married? Don't take too long to think about it, these are getting cold. Pass the vinegar, would you? Oh, by the way, I love you..." - Britgirl
You look terrible with your face all bloated and red. But I do love you..." - Britgirl
She should have told you her allergies...
"Just think, dear, this time next year, we may be eating in there! Oh how I love you..." - Britgirl
OH NOT a good plan kinda went to far haha guess that guys getting kicked in the nuts - Curti2594
"I can't have a romantic night with you, dear. I've already said I'd babysit! But you know I love you, right? - Britgirl
They are romantic...if your love likes Justin Bieber
If not...they deservs a higher rank!
I did my absolute best! Praise me!
-From Hell - ModernSpongeBobSucks
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4 years, 306 days old
2. The flu
3. Flowers she's allergic to
2. Tea towels
3. A dishwasher