Most Unromantic Things to Say While Making Love

Hmm... There are just some things you shouldn't say during the most intimate moments with a loved one. Here are ten. You may have your own to add, if you fancy that is.
The Top Ten
1 If I died in childbirth, would you marry again?

This is, without a doubt, the worst thing to ever say to the person you are meant to respect the most, and the worst time to say it. Any girl who did it to me would wind up with a disfunctional eye and no man in her life.
Great list, Britgirl.

I laughed so much when I heard this on keeping Up Appearances. Poor Onslow! Haha!

2 How many boyfriends have you had, then?
3 You're too hot for any other man!

I would like my man to say this to me. that would mean he really love's me

4 What do you want for dinner tomorrow?

Laugh out loud! So random! Maybe the person who said that was hoping the other person would say that persons name. In a seductive way not canibolic at all...

5 Sorry, darling, you know what curry does to me...
6 Switching to automatic...
7 Is that a birthmark?

I do have a birthmark so that would me fine to say to me

8 Be careful of my warts!
9 YAAAWWN!

Oh my God! If this was ever let out...

It's so boring! I'm fed up of this.

10 Have you put the cat out?
The Contenders
11 I still say that referee needs glasses!
12 I might try out that new toilet cleaner tomorrow. Supposed to be really good!

Whoever says this deserves to spend an eternity on their own.

13 Never give up on your day job
14 The weatherman said it might rain tomorrow...
15 Your sister/brother was better

Slap coming your way

16 Scorpion on your face!
17 Permission to gobble your bollocks

I demand to know who was creepy enough to add this! Come forth!

Haha! Oh my GOD! That's so rude... !

18 I'm you and I'm piling on the smooches
19 I have to fart
20 Daniel O' Donnell!

Oh my Lord, Britgirl! I think this is likely the funniest list that I've seen on the site! It's also your most risqué! All of these would be terrible! But this one? If you're a man, you are expressing your love for her in the most beautiful way imaginable, and she can't even remember your name! If you're a woman...

Well, Beatles... Thank you! And I must stress quite strongly that none of these were born from personal experience...

I certainly hope not!

21 Is this your first time? I can tell...
22 Who are you thinking of now?

Thank you to who added this. It IS a bit of a passion-killer, I agree...

23 Would you marry me?
24 What have you eaten? Chili onions?
25 Oh, I forgot to take the herpes pill...

One word: "Gross! "

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