Top 10 Unusual Options on a School Answering Machine MessageMetal_Treasure Imagine you or your parents dial the number of your school and you hear this:
"Hello, you've reached the Automated Answering Service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection".
Here are some unusual options (feel free to add more):
The Top Ten
This is too perfect. I'm sure it wasn't just me who got out of school occasionally and my parents had to lie. - kempokid
My mom would so do that... - Lucretia
I want to complain about a classmate I didn't do enough complaining about when he bullied me - Lucretia
Haha, if you choose this option you'll be probably connected to the Police. - Metal_Treasure
Who doesn't want to complain about nasty assortments of garbage picked food? - Lucretia
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2. To lie about why your child is absent, press 2
3. To complain about homework, press 4