Top 10 Most Unusual Tankard Song Titles

The song titles on this list are unusual because they are titles to thrash metal songs. Thrash metal song titles are very different from those on this list. Oh, and the band name sounds nothing like thrash metal.

It's very funny because the music Tankard play is really thrash metal. But many of their lyrics and song titles are so not thrash metal.

Tankard are a German thrash metal band that uses several lyrical themes but one of them is unusual in a thrash metal context - alcohol and alcoholism.
Tankard have been around since 1982.

The Top Ten

1 Medley (Alcohol, Puke, Mon Cheri, Wonderful Life)

Nobody would expect thrash metal music from a song with this title. The medley is composed of 4 individual songs but again, those 4 song titles don't sound like thrash songs. I mean, can you imagine these combinations?
Alcohol - Slayer
Puke - Metallica
Mon Cheri - Kreator
Wonderful Life - Megadeth - Metal_Treasure

2 Die with a Beer in Your Hand

A metal title would be something like Die With Your Boots On - a song by Iron Maiden. - Metal_Treasure

3 Myevilfart

What?!? I don't know if I should laugh or be disturbed. Right now, I'm doing a little of both. - Gg2000

4 R.I.B. (Rest in Beer)
5 Need Money for Beer
6 New Liver Please!
7 Kings of Beer Kings of Beer

Manowar made Kings of Metal but... Kings of Beer? - Metal_Treasure

8 Frankfurt: We Need More Beer
9 Dead Men Drinking
10 (Empty) Tankard

The Contenders


Yes this is a legit song title from Disco Destroyer album - christangrant

12 For a Thousand Beers
13 666 Packs
14 Alcoholic Nightmares
15 Space Beer
16 Stone Cold Sober
17 Beyond the Pubyard
18 Beermuda
19 Stay Thirsty!
20 S**t-Faced
21 We Still Drink the Old Ways
22 Puke Puke
23 The Morning After
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