Top Ten Unusual Ways People Have Actually DiedWhen someone dies, you ma think it is of some disease, or other causes. But, these causes would be funny to explain at the funeral!
The Top Ten
Garry Hoy, a lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating to a group of visitors that the building's windows were "unbreakable". Hoy threw himself against the glass, which indeed did not break; instead the window popped out of its frame.
Yet another "the ship's unsinkable" moment...
The window is such a filthy troll
Did he win a Darwin?
He at least made his point, and the man accused of murder was proven innocent.
Great list and comments Turkey! For me it was between this and the guy trying the unbreakable window!
Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer and Ohio politician defending a man accused of murder, accidentally shot himself while demonstrating how the victim might have accidentally shot himself. His client was cleared
Someone just got fired.
First of all, where were the parents? The judicial system should have severed their parental rights before the first couch hit the ground. If only I could have been a fly on the wall when They met with the insurance adjuster. "what do you mean it's not covered". All I had to deal with was waking up after dozing off, only to discover that my toddler had used a permanent marker and scribbled all over my neck, arms and legs. There is a reason they call it "permanent"!
This is why I will never have kids. I don't want my furniture to get damaged.
They didn't know they were civilians, and when asked why they were doing this, they replied they were trying to crush those "ant-looking things" on the main floor. Theu started off with food, but later even threw a television off.
Forget about the civilians, the poor furniture fell to the ground.
It took that much effort to avoid sex? I know some people wouldn't call that a problem, but I would.
I've got to warn the perverted people out there NOT to try this one at home.
Wow. People should ban enchantment pills
Enchantment pills sound amazing Jay!
I've got to say it was a good thing he didn't use it on his wife...
Tip: When u have a sore neck, see a doctor! Don't let people invent stuff for you!
Hubbie, my neck is killing me!
Kissing the reflection is clearly an understatement. That bloke was dunked to death, much like that woman who thought she was a biscuit.
I have heard poets describing the urge to touch the moon reflection in water, but actually doing it? - NAH! This guy was epic
How careless can he be?
Maybe this is how that Company has been marketing its products! Killingly Clever!
This is the perfect explanation of "buried alive".
Thanks for reading!
I can imagine right after she really died, the people were like, "Okay, she's dead for real now, in she goes."
Maybe she died twice! Like Monica's Nana
Awesome List, Turkeyasylum!
I'm pretty sure nobody should ever, ever try this on the I-75 (Only one of the busiest highways in Michigan).
Now that is pretty disturbing. Why stop in the middle of a HIGHWAY? Do it somewhere else!
I suppose its not a terrible way to go though...
Yep do not try this with out experience. if you want experience cone to me
Maybe the guards should have not all been partying and SAVED them.
I mean, sure, they always told you to "dream big", but damn...
What? This can really happen?
I didn't know donkeys liked to eat figs!
Most cabbage patch dolls aren’t dangerous, but, the cabbage patch snacktime doll is dangerous because if you stick your finger in its mouth when feeding the doll toy food, the doll can bite your finger off.
I never knew Cabbage Patch dolls could be so evil
Well yeah what else did you expect to happen
Only two nuclear bombs have ever been used in war. Both on japanese cities.