Top Ten Unwise Things to Say to Your GirlHezarioSeth
The Top Ten
I love you darling, no, not you, I mean the girl next to you - StephanTheIdiot
This made laugh A LOT! But also shake my head in despair. This is just what I'd expect... - Britgirl
It's just like in the massively underrated sitcom: Goodness Gracious Me. "I want to say those three little words. YOU'RE TOO FAT! " - PositronWildhawk
Its never a good idea to tell your girlfriend she's fat, it was me who put this on the list by the way. - egnomac
I feel like I should make a plaque of this and hang it up on my wall. - MoldySock
Either the lover boy has blown away his sanity, or he is insane. - Kiteretsunu
Kiteretsunu, I know this is your item, and I laughed SO much at it! Enjoyed it a lot! Thanks for adding it haha :-) - HezarioSeth
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2. You're the closest thing to a human skunk I'v seen so far, honey!
3. Hey you, look here. This is the New Generation. So don't expect me to die for you or anything.