Top Ten-uous Connections to the British Royal Family
I have a connection to the British Royal Family! 'S'true! The item with author Peter James is my tenuous connection but the others are made up. Use some of them at your next dinner party if you like. Or not....This is a true fact, so I'm well in there! I'm still waiting for the Royal Garden Party invitation though. I guess it keeps getting lost...
So ya think that's special? My barber's girlfriend's sister's hairdresser's accountant's cousin's daughter gave birth to her neighbor's nephew's father's brother's twins... at a Queen concert.
Well, ex's sister's ex's sister's middle name is Victrola,' cause she goes around so much.
My uncle's cousin's third wife on his mother's side (? ) had a grandfather who smoked a briarwood, and always had Prince Albert in the can.
Knew a guy who new a guy who knew a girl who knew a lotta guys who new a guy who tried to do Duke Ellington at the Apollo. Security hit him so hard, when he woke up, his clothes were out of style. The Duke may have swung, but not like that!
Aw, BG: Now you're telling me the QUEEN needs to use toilet paper. First, Sophia Loren...Now THIS! A lifetime of comforting fancy is crumbling before me very eyes.
Damn, BG...Ya mean they had to yank the poor kid out twice? Stinkin' National Health.