Top 10 Upcoming 2017 Movies that Will Probably Suck

The Top Ten

1 The Emoji Movie

This will definitely suck. - DCfnaf

Can't believe this is coming out on my birthday this year in 2017. Good thing my parents don't take me to movie theaters these days, because I do NOT want to see this on my birthday! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If it turns out to have a great, relevant, timely message, well, it'll still suck but nobody will be allowed to say it does or even offer the most minor or constructive of criticisms. Happened with a certain other animated movie that really looked like it was going to suck.


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2 The Nut Job 2

I hated the first one enough, ugh. - Ededdneddyfanredux

Who wanted a sequel to this piece of crap. All I really want is an Incredibles 2. - KingFab

just... - lolsy

3 Fifty Shades Darker

Who asked for this - lolsy

Should be number one. Won't 'probably' suck. It will suck. - eventer51314

4 Surf's Up 2: Wavemania

Oh my gosh, I saw the trailer. It looks horrible. Sad because the first one was really cute and a good movie. - eventer51314

Unfortunately, this could spiral into another Cars 2, if you know what I'm talking about... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What the heck I remember watching surfs up in 2007 and owning a few mcdonalds toys of it but they legit took 10 years to make a sequel - Cartoonfan202

5 Monster Trucks

Nickelodeon will make this. I guess they actually served a purpose making a big movie as Nickelodeon Movies (REALLY?! YOU MADE MADE-FOR-T.V. MOVIES AS WELL! YOUR COMPANY NAME SUCKS HARD! ).

6 Transformers: The Last Knight

It's produced by Michael Bay. He has a history of making things suck horribly. You know that this will be dull. - Anonymousxcxc

7 The Boss Baby

It WILL be worse than shark tale and you should be ashamed of yourself - lolsy

8 Captain Underpants

It looks alright - micahisthebest

9 Blazing Samurai
10 Snatched

The Newcomers

? Beauty and the Beast
? Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

The Contenders

11 The Lego Batman Movie The Lego Batman Movie

I can't Believe A Doubted This - VideoGamefan5

Ya'll are dumb a's like this movie had the bet ratings

THIS WAS awesome!

It did. - Trollsfan536

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12 Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
13 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

The new Rodrick looks like Leafy

14 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
15 Power Rangers
16 XXX: Return of Xander Cage
17 Annabelle 2
18 Rock Dog

This is so bad!

19 Get Out
20 Justice League

I was excited until I realized Zack Snyder was going to be the director. - KingofHoundooms

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1. The Nut Job 2
2. The Emoji Movie
3. Fifty Shades Darker
1. Fifty Shades Darker
2. The Lego Batman Movie
3. The Emoji Movie
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