Most Useless Body Parts

The Top Ten

1 Male Nipples

Give me one good use for these... Go on, I dare you.

No good uses... but may I remind you that the butt, crotch, and brain are very important

They don't get you breast cancer.

OK Cazaam... I like teasing male nipples with ice cubes. They're put there especially for me!
I like this list by the way :-)

2 Wisdom Teeth

Mine was in 2017 on August that year was so boring I got it pulled out on that month and 2 months on October I got all of them out it was so painful this was Mexico in a Hospital it was a doctor the doctor was kind of nice and I was 16 I was going to turn 17 It was not fun and I had a very bad birthday too!

Mine came in alright, I guess I'm one of the lucky ones because I've known people to having them coming out sideways... Ouch!

Sometimes they can be more harmful than useless when they get impacted and infected.

Some people don't grow wisdom teeth

3 Appendix

I sometimes have a fear of getting appendicitis, it normally happens to children but did you know Zac Efron got it when he was 20.

What are they even for? They are utterly useless.

You remove it and you're fine.

Please get it higher!
Its totally useless and danegerous!

4 Coccyx

The final vertebrate of the spine. This is from the time we had tails. More rudimentary remains no one cares about.

It's got no purpose and it really hurts when fall on the floor on your back. Ow.

5 Gall Bladder

It's used to store bile, which is a substance critical to digestion. Plus, pufferfish expand their gallbladder (yeah, their gallbladder) to not only give it a distinct look but to defend against predators. So it isn't ENTIRELY useless.

If it becomes a gallstone factory, out it goes.

My dad had to get this removed because it had become really bad. He almost died.

Most people think that this is where vomit it stored, but that's the liver.

Vomit? You mean bile? The liver produced bike, but it is stored in the gall bladder and aids in digestion of lipids. - SplashMoun10

6 Plica Semilunaris

Otherwise known as the "third eyelid", this is the remains of a nictitating membrane that many reptiles have.
Ha, take that creationism! Darwin's got a point! Speaking of...

7 Adenoids

Like tonsils but have no purpose whatsoever because they are only a defense until the age of 5 when they start to shrink and by the age of 10 they are pretty much useless. Yet they can still get inflamed like tonsils. Bummer...

8 Sinuses

If you didn't have sinuses, air would be trapped in your skull putting pressure on the brain. Be thankful for them.

When my dad got ramsay hunt syndrome, (sorry if I spelled that wrong) he lost lad the sinuses feelings in his face. They still aren't perfect and his face almost looks lopsided without a beard.

Ever had an infection of these bad boys? Not very nice.

Good for improving your ability to kiss

9 Darwin's Point

A small folded piece of skin at the top in the corner of some people's ears. It may have been used to localise sound easier but now is just another rudimentary body part that 1 out of 10 people have.

Really? Only one in ten people have it? YAY I'M SPECIAL!

10 Buttocks

In a physiological sense (my dad told me, he's a heart surgeon), a person's butt is important to sit down, obviously, and even more importantly and less obvious, to stand upright.

I know this sounds stupid but the butt is quite important.

Stupid people getting plastic surgery to make them bigger, WHY? I'm actually fat and have big naturally and I don't like them being so big.

You need ass to sit down.

The Contenders

11 Clitoris

Not as useless as a foreskin

What is this?

The foreskin is important ylu circumcised idiot.

12 Arrector Pili Muscles
13 Foreskin

It is important.

Yes literally just an STD catcher

14 Tonsils

My best friend in kindergarten had to take her tonsils out, so I don't really know what they're used for.

My mom says it hurts really bad to get your tonsils removed. Is this true?

Why do these exist? EVERY SINGLE TIME I get a sore throat, I get sick, then my mom reprimands me! It’s all my tonsils’ fault! >:(

Sometimes I wish that I had gotten a tonsillectomy as a kid because of this...

15 Floating Ribs

Rudimentary remains from our ancestors. Some creatures have more that 10 pairs of true ribs. Most people have 2 pairs but they don't really protect anything.

16 Penis

Er what the hell am I reading, is a lot of this sexual?

:( they aren't useless...

Right...this is totally completely useless. *sarcasm*

Actually,'women need this in order to be impregnated, so this is kind of useful, plus I need it to pee.

You do realize that if you're not circumcised, you're in a higher risk of AIDS. Not to mention that if you're in my country and you say it out loud, you're gonna get ridiculed.

17 Body Hair

Yeah its really annoying shaving it off, something on television about women with body hair though, probably because of how annoying it is.

Once I had to wax my armpits and it hurt like hell.

It's useful in winter

18 Auricular Muscles
19 Vomeronasal Organ
20 Nails

I like my nails if you didn't have them it would hurt and you'd be bleeding and it looks gross.

And how do we attack an enemy expect of fist?

21 Second Kidney

Tyou don't die if there taken out but still help you

I don't have two kidneys. I have a disorder called ren arcuatus.

My uncle lives with one kidney,He lost a kidney.It is not good to live without 2 kidneys

22 Testicles

Without testicles, how can more humans exist?

This isn't useless. Testicles create sperm, which is needed to make babies, along with eggs.

I'm pretty sure boys need this or Population would go down.

What idiot voted for this

23 Uvula

But these are just so damn hot...

24 Abductor Digiti Minimi Muscle

It gives me the ability to wiggle my little toe :D Not that I need it because the little toe is only used for assisting with balance.

25 Brain

Brains are not useless. Without a brain, your body would not function at all. You'd just lay there like a meaningless blob. Actually, you'd die because your brain controls involuntary muscles and organs, plus a cardiac muscle that you need to stay alive.

Seriously, what is the brain's purpose? Thinking? That's the fingernail's job. The nervous system's boss? That's a sock.

Hmm... Your brain controls your thought, feelings, memory, helps function many organs in your body, helps you move (yeah, it's not just your muscles; the brain coordinates movement), etc. - PhoenixAura81

It always fails on school tests.

Yeah if it messes up with seizures, they need to find a cure NOW! I take twelve tablets because of my epilepsy.

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