Top Ten Most Useless Educational Children's ShowsxMagnoblade
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It teaches Spanish, but the words are so bland and repetitive. All they teach you is how to count to 10 and other basic stuff that almost everyone already knows. Characters also aren't good either. The show features a little girl and monkey going on adventures WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS. The main "villain" is Swiper, a dumb fox who tries to steal their things in every episode. - xMagnoblade
People try to defend the show saying it teaches Spanish. It only shows like what... 5% of Spanish per episode. Even if it showed more 2 year olds wouldn't even notice the educational bits. - KingFab
Every episode is repetitive and the cartoon barely teaches anything that kids don't already know except a couple of Spanish words but they might as well use Rosetta Stone because they won't get too far with the language if they try and use this as a main source. I don't know if this or the one where she's a teenager is worse. - Mcgillacuddy
I hate Dora the explorer. She always takes out the map. And always asks like where do we go first? Like HELLO? YOU ARE IN T.V.. Could you even hear us saying like you should go here first. - IamnotlazyV 8 Comments
I don't even see any educational value in Teletubbies. All the show is about is four Teletubbies who do nothing but eat and play under a sun that has a baby for a face. On the bright side, at least it's not as bad as Barney and Friends and Dora the Explorer. Still, Teletubbies sucks. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Oh people whine that there's no education, conflict. Maybe the Teletubbies is better for relaxation.
Teletubbies, that show you thought was about space aliens trying to invite your brain... - ARandomPerson
It's a rip off of fanboy and chum chumV 2 Comments
Same situation with Dora - Luxam
Better than Dora 10% better
While I think it's better than Dora because it's more educational (it at least teaches kids facts about animals and habitats), I don't think it's that useful. - anonygirl
Caillou, a whiny brat who teaches kids that they can get anything by whining like an idiot.
The white Little Bill except Bill wasn't a whiny little snot. Also why is Caillou bald but Rosie (his baby sister) has a full head of hair? - Cesium
Ugly bolded-head character
Caillou Is And IDI0T - VideoGamefan5
This show should not be here. I was a child back when Barney was a brand new show and it was very beneficial to my learning. So few of the people who even use this site were even alive during this show's prime years so where is this judgement coming from? Even during it's later years the show was beneficial to children's learning. Don't just follow the crowd when you vote on this list. Vote against a show that WAS actually useless like 'Yo Gabba Gabba' or something. - BKAllmighty
Does anyone even remember anything good of educational value that came out of this stupid live-action kids show atrocity? - ModernSpongeBobSucks
(flips over a table) THIS SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD! HOW DARE U!
Hate this - Kaboom
I literally don't understand anything about this show. - junior1337
It's basically Barney and Friends 2.0. - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 1 Comment
This thing is worse than Dora The Explorer - BlueSheepYT
This show is probably even more useless than Dora. It teaches NOTHING WHATSOEVER. Just how to count along (which I'm sure the children watching this already know how to do) with the characters being unrealistically dumb. - xMagnoblade
Never turn a cartoon icon like Mickey Mouse into a useless educational program. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Say, Cheese! "F You! " Mickey: Great Job! - ARandomPerson
I know the name of the show is Little Einsteins, but trying to teach world culture and the arts to little kids is a bit TOO COMPLICATED, don't you think?! I know it's trying to be useful, but it's actually rather useless if the show is on a more advanced level than what little kids watch for an educational television program! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Let your kids become know-it-alls! I researched them and they're just fine! Why! - sound4mercury
I love the theme song
Actually in my opinion, this show was good on lazy saturday mornings I mean seriously, this show was lit.
This show can be so annoying sometimes. For example, they repeat plot lines that might have been already done before. Also, do the characters have to always say bark BEFORE THEY DECIDE TO TALK NORMALLY?
This is probably one of the most overrated preschool shows out there. - anonygirl
Bob the builder can we fix it? Bob the builder yes we can! I only rember this part of the theme song. - Iamnotlazy
What is this doing here?
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