Top Ten Useless Facts

The Top Ten
1 Dreamt is the only english word that ends with mt

Holy cow! My life is complete now that I know this

I really wanted to know that

My life is complete now

This is sah interesting *says in sarcastic voice

2 Statistically, more people button their shirt upwards

People button upwards because you're less likely to get the buttons and the holes mixed up...

I don't use button shirts, but for me it's easier to button a shirt downwards...

Man people are weird. Buttoning Down is the way to go

Who said to you that I button downwards

3 A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew

I feel like my life's work is complete now that I have heard that random fact!

I really feel sorry for the bloke who had to find that out.

Now I have to look at a pigs underbelly to see if it's true. Great.

What? It's not like I want to commit bestiality with a pig.

4 Go is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

This is an interesting concept, but it might be wrong. A complete sentence has to involve a subject (he's) and a predicate (cool, over there,etc.). A word like "go" or "no" is not a complete sentence since it only implies a subject. Therefore, the shortest complete sentence would have to be "I am." "I" is the subject; "am" is the predicate.

It is the shortest sentence because go is an imperative sentence, meaning it is telling someone to do something. 'You go' is the full sentence, but you do not need 'you', which is the subject, to be added in front of go.

It's actually a short of " off you go " which is the complete sentence.

How is that a complete sentence though?

5 Most elephants weigh less than a blue whale's tongue

This is so useful... I use this fact every day... And wonder why people ignore me

I feel the world should know that fact...to funny!

This is so irrelevant and useless it's funny!

Oh? Cool!

6 Only female mosquitos bite

Mosquito need blood for their eggs. that's just selfish. Mosquito = Selfish retards who Bite innocent poor people just For their kids to grow up and get Eaten by Froggy.

WHY the heck would I care which ones bite? They're still annoying.

That's because the females are the ones who get blood for their children

Why would we care about which mosquitoes bites or not? They're all annoying.

7 90% of forks have 4 prongs

if a fork has 5 or more prongs it will be called a begofthebeak if it has 3 or less it called a troon if it has none it will be called a thatsaffermative

This isn't true - 100% of forks have 4 prongs. If it doesn't have 4 prongs, its not a fork.

If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek.

"If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek."
Sharp.
Very sharp.
(Wait a sec...that would be a knife.)

8 Cats urine glows under a black light

Useful if you have a diabetic cat, so not that useless. But you don't need it for everyday life.

Um I have Cats and all and I didn't need know to this fact.

Just so you don't get confused, black lights are another word for uv lights...

I think I saw that in a Weird But True book.

9 More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones

Who cares which color your toothbrush is? Most important is that it works properly.

Mine's black with yellow bristles, I ah probably should get a new toothbrush then LMAO

Thanks we definitely needed to know that information

So...? I have a white and magenta brush.

10 In 1937 two women wore shorts for the first time out in public and caused a car accident

Even worse, it's was in Iran... The crash happened because they were angry at the women because they showed there legs

I don't know who's to blame for this spectacle. The decadent sexist traditionalism of the 1930s or hormones...

Lol, what? That's hilarious. Dem Mettaton legs must have distracted the car drivers.

This is hilarious! Does that mean men were driving?

The Contenders
11 in 1977, a 13-year-old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot

I feel sorry for that 13 year old... Lots of people are born with a 6th finger or 6th toe but they are removed at birth... Some people have fingers fused together as well...

Well now I have to make sure to check my feet everyday for growing teeth

This is a cool fact, but, of course, completely useless.

That's pretty creepy... A tooth growing out of a foot?

12 A rat can't vomit

And this is why poisons are the most effective method for getting rid of rats, as they can't expel the poison.

Good, I don't want to see my vomit, and more important, I don't wanna see an rat's vomit!

Pretty useful if you wanna keep a rat...

They're sort of lucky, I guess...?

13 A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened

Depends on the size of the coat hanger, or what it's made of.

Who cares about the length of a coat hanger?

Even if they are different sizes?

Heck now I know to get a 44 inch coat

14 In the original version of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf and Red Riding Hood eat Grandma together.

Uhh... Isn't that cannibalism if Red Riding Hood eats her own grandmother (I know it isn't with the wolf since a wolf is a wolf).

In the original version of my life me and my sister killed ourselfs together

That's a better story then the new one

Red's a traitor and cannibal!

15 It is impossible to see with your eyes closed.

I still can see with my eyes closed. A world full of darkness.

I could go through my whole life without knowing that.

You can see the inside of your eyelids

I'm so stupid. I never knew that!

16 The average chocolate bar contains 8 insect legs

I've eating entire crickets that were fried and chocolate dipped.

Nice try, but this isn't stopping me from eating chocolate

I don't care, still love my chocolate.

Never really liked chocolate anyways

17 Only 55% of Americans know the sun is a star.

In the Philippines, we are taught that our flag has three stars, ignoring the fact that there is a sun. The sun is a star so there are four stars in the Philippine flag.

I knew this since I started reading large nonfiction books at the age of 5. How do ADULTS not know this!?

That's sad and weird too. Even weirder than the fact that only female mosquitoes bite.

You're kidding me, right? I'm obsessed with astronomy and knew this since I was three.

18 When a man raised a lion cub in the 60s but then had to let it go when it got too big, he visited it later in life. When the lion saw him, he gave the man a hug.

I actually watched a video of something like this. I was thinking it was more recently.

So inspiring and wow

Does this prove that rafiki is real?

Saw that on insta

19 "Knock" is the world's shortest horror story with only two sentences. It goes, "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

Allow me to spoil this 'horror story'. You see, it doesn't say that the man in the story is the last person on Earth. It just says he's the last MAN on Earth. So, it could be the last WOMAN on Earth knocking on the door. Am I the only one here who has thought of this?

That actually is creepy but maybe it was a ghost

This is actually creepy.

20 If you were to remove all of the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on Earth, the entire world population could fit in an apple

No, a sugar cube.

That's awesome

21 Conception occurs in December more often than any other month

This is only because of the fact that Christmas and New Years are the ONLY holidays men CAN remember...laugh out loud!

Perhaps Because of winter vacations

I hate December 2017.

Lupercalia is interesting

22 All apes laugh when they are tickled

HEY! Stop Generalizing!

23 Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

Your going to have brain trauma before burning 50 calories

Who does this?

24 Komodo Dragons have two penises

So they can have sex with 2 different ladies? I did not need to know that.

Um why? Who would even try to discover that?

I didn't really need to know that...

Did I really need to know that?

25 Your hair contains traces of gold

My hair contains NO traces of gold, thank you.

Yay! I’m made out of precious metals!

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