Top Ten Useless Facts

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1 Dreamt is the only english word that ends with mt

The more you know - Randomator

I really wanted to know that

My life is complete now - iliekpiez

Mt is mountain!

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2 Statistically, more people button their shirt upwards

I do it downwards... - Misfire

Man people are weird. Buttoning Down is the way to go - Randomator

I always button downwards - Camaro6

I do both - RevolverOcelot

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3 A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew

COOL! - Luckys

Who would EVER wanna know that? - booklover1

I really feel sorry for the bloke who had to find that out. - Seepenthep

Good but feel very sorry for those have tried it

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4 Go is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

How is that a complete sentence though? - Randomator

Wouldn’t No also be a complete sentence? - Randomator

This is an interesting concept, but it might be wrong. A complete sentence has to involve a subject (he's) and a predicate (cool, over there,etc.). A word like "go" or "no" is not a complete sentence since it only implies a subject. Therefore, the shortest complete sentence would have to be "I am." "I" is the subject; "am" is the predicate.

How is that shorter than, "No."?

The order of where the letters are have nothing to do with how short it is. - RockFashionista

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5 Most elephants weigh less than a blue whale's tongue

Oh? Cool! - Misfire

This is so useful... I use this fact every day... And wonder why people ignore me - UglyBull

This is so irrelevant and useless it's funny!

I feel the world should know that fact...to funny!

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6 Only female mosquitos bite

Actually this is kinda useful - JayJayPlayzzz

WHY the heck would I care which ones bite? They're still annoying.

I knew that because they have to have blood to re produce

Why would we care about which mosquitoes bites or not? They're all annoying. - henry_danger_is_great

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7 Hot water is heavier than cold water

Knew that already - Camaro6

I learned this at school lol. - Userguy44

In fact, this could be useful someday. - keyson

This fact is incorrect. Cold water is heavier than hot water as water becomes less dense when its temperature is reduced.

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8 Cats urine glows under a black light

I think I saw that in a Weird But True book. - PhoenixAura81

Useful if you have a diabetic cat, so not that useless. But you don't need it for everyday life. - PositronWildhawk

Thank God I know this. - MoldySock

Um I have Cats and all and I didn't need know to this fact.

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9 In 1937 two women wore shorts for the first time out in public and caused a car accident.

They must have been like, "Damn, look at those legs! " - advancewarfare

Even worse, it's was in Iran... The crash happened because they were angry at the women because they showed there legs - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This is hilarious! Does that mean men were driving?

I don't know who's to blame for this spectacle. The decadent sexist traditionalism of the 1930s or hormones... - Bolshoy_Brat

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10 More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones

Mine is yellow. - Misfire

Mines White - ArcticWolf

I use a blue one - ElSherlock

Thanks we definitely needed to know that information - Randomator

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11 in 1977, a 13-year-old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot

LIE

Strange. - Misfire

What - Randomator

Well now I have to make sure to check my feet everyday for growing teeth - BreakFastBeast2005

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12 A rat can't vomit

And this is why poisons are the most effective method for getting rid of rats, as they can't expel the poison. - PositronWildhawk

Pretty useful if you wanna keep a rat...

Good, I don't want to see my vomit, and more important, I don't wanna see an rat's vomit! - Anton110

A horse can't either

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13 A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened

Even if they are different sizes?

Depends on the size of the coat hanger, or what it's made of.

Who cares about the length of a coat hanger? - Powerfulgirl10

Heck now I know to get a 44 inch coat

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14 In the original version of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf and Red Riding Hood eat Grandma together.

Uhh... Isn't that cannibalism if Red Riding Hood eats her own grandmother (I know it isn't with the wolf since a wolf is a wolf). - ArcticWolf

That's really disturbing. - Misfire

Mmm, Grandma... - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Cool. Who's next? *Grabs a fork* - Cyri

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15 It is impossible to see with your eyes closed.

Damn - Kuro

I still can see with my eyes closed. A world full of darkness. - Userguy44

I'm so stupid. I never knew that! - Misfire

I see my eyelids. - Ashes

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16 The average chocolate bar contains 8 insect legs

Insect legs taste good then - Luckys

I HAVE BEEN EATING INSECT LEGS IN CHOCOLATE BAR FOR THE WHOLE TIME! - ArcticWolf

Never really liked chocolate anyways - Jamble

Thanks for ruining my appetite. - XxembermasterxX

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17 90% of forks have 4 prongs

Four prongs - Fork
Three prongs - Threek
Two prongs - Tuke
One prong - FATAL ERROR - file wunk.exe doesn't exist. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek.

This isn't true - 100% of forks have 4 prongs. If it doesn't have 4 prongs, its not a fork.

"If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek."
Sharp.
Very sharp.
(Wait a sec...that would be a knife.)

18 When a man raised a lion cub in the 60's but then had to let it go when it got too big, he visited it later in life. When the lion saw him, he gave the man a hug.

That's cool! - ArcticWolf

Does this prove that rafiki is real? - Randomator

So inspiring and wow - CerealGuy

I actually watched a video of something like this. I was thinking it was more recently. - Hermione_Granger220

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19 If you were to remove all of the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on Earth, the entire world population could fit in an apple

That's awesome

No, a sugar cube.

20 Conception occurs in December more often than any other month

I hate December 2017.

This is only because of the fact that Christmas and New Years are the ONLY holidays men CAN remember...laugh out loud!

Perhaps Because of winter vacations - Ananya

That's good to now...NOT

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21 Only 55% of Americans know the sun is a star.

America is dumb - JayJayPlayzzz

US education system in a nutshell - Randomator

Been part of the 55% since I was 8. - MrCoolC

Lol dummies - Luckys

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22 All apes laugh when they are tickled

HEY! Stop Generalizing! - SpectralOwl

23 Komodo Dragons have two penises

Um why? Who would even try to discover that? - Randomator

Uhh... That's cool... kinda... - ArcticWolf

I didn't really need to know that...

So they can have sex with 2 different ladies? I did not need to know that. - AlphaQ

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24 Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour

Your going to have brain trauma before burning 50 calories - JayJayPlayzzz

All these people must listen lots of metal music lol. - Userguy44

Who does this? - Cyri

25 Boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight because he had a dream that said he killed his opponent. When they convinced him to fight, he killed his opponent.

Dreams come true, kids. - Ashes

Wow - Pieclone

Dreams that predict the future is something referred to as Precognition. I’ve had it a few times,but nothing this extreme.

Haha wait now I am scared about my dreams coming true

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26 Your hair contains traces of gold

So I guess my mother's right, I am precious! - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Yay! I’m made out of precious metals!

27 Your thumb is the same length as your nose

My thumb actually is! - Userguy44

No. My thumb's bigger. - Powerfulgirl10

No its not this dam thing lies!

Just tried it about the same my thumb is like half a centimetre longer

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28 There is a super volcano in Yellowstone National Park that is due to erupt

I been knew this. - JayJayPlayzzz

Excuse me I think that’s important information! It could explode and cause a national emergency - Randomator

How is this a useless fact - styLIShT

This ones actually kinda scary - Neonco31

29 The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime

Nah I could do that within a day easy. Lol - Randomator

30 You can't say "m" without your lips touching you can only say "n"

Was obsessed with phonetics when I was nine, so I knew that. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

You can say M without your lips touching if you put your finger between them. - LordDovahkiin

31 The word "mafia" is never mentioned in the film version of The Godfather because the actual mafia demanded it

That moment when your practices have lowered your image so much you can't afford anyone uttering your name. - UndaDaSea

32 Daffy Duck's middle name is Dumas

What were the creators thinking!?

Creators: I KNOW, let's make a name that reminds people of curse words!

Sounds like Dumbass. That might explain why he acts like a dumbass sometimes (sarcasm) - Neonco31

Why but still hahaahahaahaha

Dumas. Where's the b in Dumas?

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33 We breathe about 5 million times a year

More people are dead than alive (I think). Therefore, this has to be wrong. - Ashes

This is actually kind of interesting. - TheFourthWorld

Why do you know this!?

34 When someone says bite down you actually bite up because you can't move your top jaw
35 Honey is used as a center for golf balls

Now I want to open a golf ball - Pieclone

For all vegans to know... GOLF BALLS ARE MADE FROM ANIMALS! DO NOT TOUCH!

Golf balls are like testicles ~ quote from AlphaQ's younger brother - AlphaQ

36 There are more lifeforms living on your skin then there are people on Earth

That's weird... Who needs to know that? - Powerfulgirl10

37 The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F

of course, flies are my primary inspiration in writing music.

WOW! - TheFourthWorld

You must have been noted to find that out

Thank You for this fact I will never use in my social life.

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38 Your recorded voice is what other people hear when you speak, not the voice you hear.

I hate my voice in recordings - Randomator

God I hate my voice hearing recorded! - Userguy44

My voice is so low, people think I'm an adult over the phone. - Cyri

Oh no, I must sound really annoying then!

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39 If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die

This happened before

That's sad

40 OJ Simpson was originally cast to be Terminator, but the studio was afraid that no one would buy him as a remorseless killer

How ironic.

41 You actually do use 100% of your brain not 10%

Tell that to my friend. - Luckys

Oh, I knew that. If we used 10%, why would we have such advanced technology?

Yeah... I though people knew this. - Hermione_Granger220

42 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

No it’s not. At least not for me. - Hermione_Granger220

43 Bruce Lee was so fast, they actually had to run his films slower so you can see his moves
44 Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button

Was he cloned like Homer Simpson?!
See "Treehouse of Horror XI", one of the best Simpsons episodes in the history of animation; I can say the same for "Treehouse of Horror VI"

So did he walk around with his umbilical cord waving around? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Really?! now the things are getting weird? didn't the doc cut the umbilical cord? - Ananya

Who's that? - TheFourthWorld

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45 The first guy to win on Who Wants to be a Millionaire used none of his lifelines until the final question. In the final question, he called his dad. During the call, he told his dad he didn't need any help because he was about to win a million dollars.

Already knew this. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

I remember seeing this on YouTube. - Pony

46 There was a 37-year-old parrot named Alex. His last words to his caretaker were, "You be good. I love you."

This made me cry...

I hardly ever cry, but I tearing up now... - Hermione_Granger220

Oh wow...

Reading this actually made me cry

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47 If the oldest person alive is 116 then 117 years ago there was a different set of humans on the earth

I don't really get this... - VeganTurtle

48 According to a study on Academy Award speeches, Steven Spielberg has been thanked more than God
49 The fruit Orange was not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit

MY LIFE HAS CHANGED

Then what was the orange fruit named after? (not after the color) - Neonco31

Already figured that out, colours are commonly named after fruits and flowers, e.g. pink, lime, lilac. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

50 Philo Farnsworth, the inventor of the modern television, wouldn't let his kids watch TV
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1. Dreamt is the only english word that ends with mt
2. Go is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
3. Statistically, more people button their shirt upwards
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1. If you were to remove all of the empty space from the atoms that make up every human on Earth, the entire world population could fit in an apple
2. There is a super volcano in Yellowstone National Park that is due to erupt
3. The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime
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1. Justin Bieber became famous when he was twelve years old and people saw a video of him singing on YouTube
2. Dreamt is the only english word that ends with mt
3. Statistically, more people button their shirt upwards
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