Top Ten Useless Facts

Holy cow! My life is complete now that I know this

I really wanted to know that

This is sah interesting *says in sarcastic voice

My life is complete now

People button upwards because you're less likely to get the buttons and the holes mixed up...

I don't use button shirts, but for me it's easier to button a shirt downwards...

Man people are weird. Buttoning Down is the way to go

Who said to you that I button downwards

I feel like my life's work is complete now that I have heard that random fact!

I really feel sorry for the bloke who had to find that out.

Now I have to look at a pigs underbelly to see if it's true. Great.

What? It's not like I want to commit bestiality with a pig.

This is an interesting concept, but it might be wrong. A complete sentence has to involve a subject (he's) and a predicate (cool, over there,etc.). A word like "go" or "no" is not a complete sentence since it only implies a subject. Therefore, the shortest complete sentence would have to be "I am." "I" is the subject; "am" is the predicate.

It is the shortest sentence because go is an imperative sentence, meaning it is telling someone to do something. 'You go' is the full sentence, but you do not need 'you', which is the subject, to be added in front of go.

It's actually a short of " off you go " which is the complete sentence.

How is that a complete sentence though?

This is so useful... I use this fact every day... And wonder why people ignore me

I feel the world should know that fact...to funny!

This is so irrelevant and useless it's funny!

Oh? Cool!

Mosquito need blood for their eggs. that's just selfish. Mosquito = Selfish retards who Bite innocent poor people just For their kids to grow up and get Eaten by Froggy.

WHY the heck would I care which ones bite? They're still annoying.

That's because the females are the ones who get blood for their children

Why would we care about which mosquitoes bites or not? They're all annoying.

if a fork has 5 or more prongs it will be called a begofthebeak if it has 3 or less it called a troon if it has none it will be called a thatsaffermative

This isn't true - 100% of forks have 4 prongs. If it doesn't have 4 prongs, its not a fork.

If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek.

"If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek."
Sharp.
Very sharp.
(Wait a sec...that would be a knife.)

Who cares which color your toothbrush is? Most important is that it works properly.

Mine's black with yellow bristles, I ah probably should get a new toothbrush then LMAO

Thanks we definitely needed to know that information

So...? I have a white and magenta brush.

Even worse, it's was in Iran... The crash happened because they were angry at the women because they showed there legs

I don't know who's to blame for this spectacle. The decadent sexist traditionalism of the 1930s or hormones...

Lol, what? That's hilarious. Dem Mettaton legs must have distracted the car drivers.

This is hilarious! Does that mean men were driving?

I feel sorry for that 13 year old... Lots of people are born with a 6th finger or 6th toe but they are removed at birth... Some people have fingers fused together as well...

Well now I have to make sure to check my feet everyday for growing teeth

This is a cool fact, but, of course, completely useless.

That's pretty creepy... A tooth growing out of a foot?

And this is why poisons are the most effective method for getting rid of rats, as they can't expel the poison.

Good, I don't want to see my vomit, and more important, I don't wanna see an rat's vomit!

Pretty useful if you wanna keep a rat...

They're sort of lucky, I guess...?

Depends on the size of the coat hanger, or what it's made of.

Who cares about the length of a coat hanger?

Even if they are different sizes?

Heck now I know to get a 44 inch coat

Uhh... Isn't that cannibalism if Red Riding Hood eats her own grandmother (I know it isn't with the wolf since a wolf is a wolf).

In the original version of my life me and my sister killed ourselfs together

That's a better story then the new one

Red's a traitor and cannibal!

I still can see with my eyes closed. A world full of darkness.

I could go through my whole life without knowing that.

You can see the inside of your eyelids

I'm so stupid. I never knew that!

I've eating entire crickets that were fried and chocolate dipped.

Nice try, but this isn't stopping me from eating chocolate

I don't care, still love my chocolate.

Never really liked chocolate anyways

In the Philippines, we are taught that our flag has three stars, ignoring the fact that there is a sun. The sun is a star so there are four stars in the Philippine flag.

I knew this since I started reading large nonfiction books at the age of 5. How do ADULTS not know this!?

That's sad and weird too. Even weirder than the fact that only female mosquitoes bite.

You're kidding me, right? I'm obsessed with astronomy and knew this since I was three.

I actually watched a video of something like this. I was thinking it was more recently.

So inspiring and wow

Does this prove that rafiki is real?

Saw that on insta

Allow me to spoil this 'horror story'. You see, it doesn't say that the man in the story is the last person on Earth. It just says he's the last MAN on Earth. So, it could be the last WOMAN on Earth knocking on the door. Am I the only one here who has thought of this?

That actually is creepy but maybe it was a ghost

This is actually creepy.

No, a sugar cube.

That's awesome

This is only because of the fact that Christmas and New Years are the ONLY holidays men CAN remember...laugh out loud!

Perhaps Because of winter vacations

I hate December 2017.

Lupercalia is interesting

HEY! Stop Generalizing!

So they can have sex with 2 different ladies? I did not need to know that.

Um why? Who would even try to discover that?

I didn't really need to know that...

Did I really need to know that?

Your going to have brain trauma before burning 50 calories

Who does this?

Haha wait now I am scared about my dreams coming true

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Dreams come true, kids.

So... his dream literally came true. That happens to me a lot, but this one is seriously scary.