Top Ten Useless Facts

I really wanted to know that

Holy cow! My life is complete now that I know this - UglyBull

I dreamt about that

My life is complete now - iliekpiez

random but I button downwards... - berky21

Who said to you that I button downwards

I button downwards and upwards... yeah

I do both - RevolverOcelot

Who would EVER wanna know that? - booklover1

I really feel sorry for the bloke who had to find that out. - Seepenthep

Good but feel very sorry for those have tried it

What? It's not like I want to commit bestiality with a pig. - Bolshoy_Brat

This is an interesting concept, but it might be wrong. A complete sentence has to involve a subject (he's) and a predicate (cool, over there,etc.). A word like "go" or "no" is not a complete sentence since it only implies a subject. Therefore, the shortest complete sentence would have to be "I am." "I" is the subject; "am" is the predicate.

How is that shorter than, "No."?

The order of where the letters are have nothing to do with how short it is. - RockFashionista

In the All Big countries are always help complete sentence of oversees Pakistan's

Go is a sentence? Lol.

This is so useful... I use this fact every day... And wonder why people ignore me - UglyBull

This is so irrelevant and useless it's funny!

I feel the world should know that fact...to funny!

SO interesting

In fact, this could be useful someday. - keyson

This fact is incorrect. Cold water is heavier than hot water as water becomes less dense when its temperature is reduced.

That's why ice floats, because of its low density - Ananya

I learned this at school lol. - Userguy44

Useful if you have a diabetic cat, so not that useless. But you don't need it for everyday life. - PositronWildhawk

Thank God I know this. - MoldySock

Um I have Cats and all and I didn't need know to this fact.

I think I saw that in a Weird But True book. - PhoenixAura81

WHY the heck would I care which ones bite? They're still annoying.

That's because the females are the ones who get blood for their children

This fact is actually useful if you don't want to get a mosquito bite. - cosmo

I knew that because they have to have blood to re produce

Even worse, it's was in Iran... The crash happened because they were angry at the women because they showed there legs - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This is hilarious! Does that mean men were driving?

They must have been like, "Damn, look at those legs! " - advancewarfare

This is ridiculous! lol - TheFourthWorld

This is a cool fact, but, of course, completely useless.

I feel sorry for that 13 year old... Lots of people are born with a 6th finger or 6th toe but they are removed at birth... Some people have fingers fused together as well... - Harri666

How is this possible? - Minecraftcrazy530

Well now I have to make sure to check my feet everyday for growing teeth - BreakFastBeast2005

Pretty useful if you wanna keep a rat...

And this is why poisons are the most effective method for getting rid of rats, as they can't expel the poison. - PositronWildhawk

Good, I don't want to see my vomit, and more important, I don't wanna see an rat's vomit! - Anton110

Lol - Userguy44

Depends on the size of the coat hanger, or what it's made of.

Who cares about the length of a coat hanger? - Powerfulgirl10

Even if they are different sizes?

Heck now I know to get a 44 inch coat

That's a better story then the new one

Red's a traitor and cannibal! - Powerfulgirl10

Okay what. Your kidding.

Mmm, Grandma... - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

So inspiring and wow - CerealGuy

I actually watched a video of something like this. I was thinking it was more recently. - Hermione_Granger220

Saw that on insta

That's so cute! :3 - Absolite

That's awesome

No, a sugar cube.

In the Philippines, we are taught that our flag has three stars, ignoring the fact that there is a sun. The sun is a star so there are four stars in the Philippine flag.

You're kidding me, right? I'm obsessed with astronomy and knew this since I was three. - RockFashionista

I know, right! My friends and I were talking about how the sun was definitely a star when we were six, and 45% don't know?! - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

I knew this since I started reading large nonfiction books at the age of 5. How do ADULTS not know this!? - Cyri

Knew this since I was four. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

HEY! Stop Generalizing! - SpectralOwl

This is only because of the fact that Christmas and New Years are the ONLY holidays men CAN remember...laugh out loud!

Perhaps Because of winter vacations - Ananya

That's good to now...NOT

I hate December 2017.

Who does this? - Cyri

So I guess my mother's right, I am precious! - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Yay! I’m made out of precious metals!

No. My thumb's bigger. - Powerfulgirl10

No its not this dam thing lies!

My thumb actually is! - Userguy44

No it’s not.

Haha wait now I am scared about my dreams coming true

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Dreams come true, kids. - Ashes

Wow - Pieclone

How is this a useless fact - styLIShT

This ones actually kinda scary - Neonco31

Just put one set of teeth above the opposite lip. - CloudInvasion

Was obsessed with phonetics when I was nine, so I knew that. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

You can say M without your lips touching if you put your finger between them. - LordDovahkiin

That moment when your practices have lowered your image so much you can't afford anyone uttering your name. - UndaDaSea

What were the creators thinking!?

Creators: I KNOW, let's make a name that reminds people of curse words!

Sounds like Dumbass. That might explain why he acts like a dumbass sometimes (sarcasm) - Neonco31

Why but still hahaahahaahaha

Dumas sounds like dumbass. - AlphaQ

Now I want to open a golf ball - Pieclone

For all vegans to know... GOLF BALLS ARE MADE FROM ANIMALS! DO NOT TOUCH!

Golf balls are like testicles ~ quote from AlphaQ's younger brother - AlphaQ

That's weird... Who needs to know that? - Powerfulgirl10

of course, flies are my primary inspiration in writing music.

You must have been noted to find that out

Thank You for this fact I will never use in my social life.

WOW! - TheFourthWorld

This happened before

That's sad

Oh, I knew that. If we used 10%, why would we have such advanced technology?

Yeah... I though people knew this. - Hermione_Granger220

Was he cloned like Homer Simpson?!
See "Treehouse of Horror XI", one of the best Simpsons episodes in the history of animation; I can say the same for "Treehouse of Horror VI"

So did he walk around with his umbilical cord waving around? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Really?! now the things are getting weird? didn't the doc cut the umbilical cord? - Ananya

Who's that? - TheFourthWorld

I could go through my whole life without knowing that.

It's a lie there are archers in oriental countries who can see you even with their eyes closed, blindfolded

*insert 'You Don't Say? ' face here* - Entranced98

I see my eyelids. - Ashes

I don't care, still love my chocolate. - funnyuser

Nice try, but this isn't stopping me from eating chocolate - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

How is this considered useless?

I've eating entire crickets that were fried and chocolate dipped. - Cyri

I remember seeing this on YouTube. - Pony

Already knew this. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

My voice is horrendous when recorded, I always thought my voice was fine because of how I sound to myself. That's really cool though. - Absolite

I don't find this very comforting... I will be wondering how people talking to me hear themselves now.

I guess I feel the need to use some auto-tune when I become an singer someday. My voice sounds crappy when recorded - Neonco31

My voice is so low, people think I'm an adult over the phone. - Cyri

That's pretty heartbreaking to lose your pet and what the parrot said was pretty powerful enough - Neonco31

I hardly ever cry, but I tearing up now... - Hermione_Granger220

Reading this actually made me cry

This made me cry...

How ironic.

Then what was the orange fruit named after? (not after the color) - Neonco31

Already figured that out, colours are commonly named after fruits and flowers, e.g. pink, lime, lilac. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

I think almost everyone takes a bath/shower once a year, unless they are homeless. - Harri666

At least once a year? Make it once a week and that will be slightly better. - Minecraftcrazy530

I bathe 6-9 times every week, so... It wouldn't affect me, same with most people. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

What about once every 6 hours? That will be more challenging - Neonco31

I'm the Grim reaper, and I'll be your tour guide! 1 - SpectralOwl

That was me until last winter. Snow is not as fluffy as you think it is, by the way. - Absolite

And I thought that I was in the majority, although I haven't seen it in six years. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Those two-thirds are so lucky! I hate winter!

Hey, I'm in the minority! - SpectralOwl

I thought that my brother was fat! - bobmaster

MELLO?! (high fives anyone who gets that joke. )

Hitler really is fat. - Powerfulgirl10

Heil chocolate. - Ashes