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41 There was a 37-year-old parrot named Alex. His last words to his caretaker were, "You be good. I love you."

That's pretty heartbreaking to lose your pet and what the parrot said was pretty powerful enough - Neonco31

Poor parrot... I like animals more now - Lucretia

That's random, but nice to hear. - Powerfulgirl10

That's so sad! :'( - Absolite

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42 Hitler consumed up to 2lbs of chocolate a day

I thought that my brother was fat! - bobmaster

MELLO?! (high fives anyone who gets that joke. )

Hitler really is fat. - Powerfulgirl10

Dark or white? - Lucretia

43 You are subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making "ugly faces" at dogs in Oklahoma

I want to make a ugly face at my dog now. - Lucretia

44 Rabbits and Guinea pigs can't sweat

False saying false is pointless

False, they sweat from their bottom of their feets - yatharthb

Okay yatharthb, calm your shrute down.

Neither can dogs. - LordDovahkiin

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45 There are more possible iterations in the game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe

I want to count these atoms. - Lucretia

46 Two-thirds of the people on Earth have never seen snow

That was me until last winter. Snow is not as fluffy as you think it is, by the way. - Absolite

Trust me, falling in snow is quite a pain. - naFrovivuS

I'm one of them. Well, I've seen made-up snow and snow in T.V. and Internet, but nit real show - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Touching snow is pain. so is getting it on your bare feet... - Lucretia

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47 Bulls don't hate color red

They don't charge when they see red, they charge when they see supposedly provocative movement. - naFrovivuS

The myths lied to me - Neonco31

48 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

No wonder they are so stupid

I've heard the same about andre56... - gemcloben

I already know that. - Powerfulgirl10

Metts penis is bigger than his brain because it erects to much. Don't take this seriously, Metts, I was fooling around. - AlphaQ

49 The MGM logo lion that was used in the original cartoons like Tom & Jerry killed his trainer and two assistants after filming.

Lovely lion... I want one. - Lucretia

50 Justin Bieber became famous when he was twelve years old and people saw a video of him singing on YouTube

What's the big deal about this fact anyway? - Neonco31

I'm twelve,maybe I should upload a video of me singing?

51 A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

Sad thing they don't actually use them to listen to their master's order...

Cats don't have that many muscles in there ear

Holy shet

52 If colouring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green

I think that's interesting, but I don't make Coca-Cola. - funnyuser

Don't want to know that.:(

What color? - Neonco31

Er… thanks

53 An Office Desk Has 400 Times More Bacteria Then a Toilet

All this means is don't be paranoid about toilets, because you don't get sick every day from sitting at your desk. Germs are always there, don't worry about it. - Hajj

At school tomorrow I'm not going to touch me desk. - Catacorn

I'm never gonna get that out of my mind at school...

How though? How does it have more bacteria? - Powerfulgirl10

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54 The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language

This is actually useful for typing classes, because it tests your knowledge of where each key is. - ethanmeinster

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55 Bats are not blind, they can see 3 times better then humans
56 A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years

This is useless considering a pack-a-day smokers won't probably reach 10 years more. - keyson

This is what happens when morons smoke they lose their vanity to this

So that's why SpongeBob only has 2 front teeth. - AlphaQ

A pack a day smoker has bigger issues... - Lucretia

57 90% of forks have 4 prongs

If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek.

This isn't true - 100% of forks have 4 prongs. If it doesn't have 4 prongs, its not a fork.

"If a fork had three prongs, it would be called a threek."
Sharp.
Very sharp.
(Wait a sec...that would be a knife.)

58 "Knock" is the world's shortest horror story with only two sentences. It goes, "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

Allow me to spoil this 'horror story'. You see, it doesn't say that the man in the story is the last person on Earth. It just says he's the last MAN on Earth. So, it could be the last WOMAN on Earth knocking on the door. Am I the only one here who has thought of this?

I was in the middle of a isolated field. I heard a scream. There's mine, - Lucretia

That actually is creepy but maybe it was a ghost

59 You can hear bees ejaculating

Thanks for that imagery. - Absolite

Maybe YOU can.
By the way: Why are you listening?

LOL! Look at this!

60 Hummingbirds can't walk
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