Most Useless Mario Kart Items

The Top Ten
1 Blooper Bloopers (Often Referred To Bloobers Until Paper Mario, Though Blooper was in use beforehand) are Squid-Like creatures that are found in the ocean. They made their first appearance in Super Mario Bros., and various kinds of them have appeared in the Mario games since, normally as enemies. Mario Party... read more

Congratulation,you just wasted your time going for that item box
bananas gives you defense,coin will give you a small boost,but the blooper?
increasing the chance of other players to hit a narby banana by 1%
and increasing the time for the cpu players to finish buy 0.01 second
you get it in the back of the pack and you know,that this is worse than what 1st get

When someone use this on me, I still can see through some parts of the screen!

It sprays ink on like 40% of the screen for 5 seconds.

2 Coins

This is really useless as there is no point in it.

It gives you like 1% of a speed boost.

No offense or defense

Getting coins sucks

3 Super Leaf

As Random said. This item is great for Battle Mode, terrible for racing

4 Feather

We already have gliders

Feather is kinda useless in super mario kart only good for a shortcut

5 Banana

Actually not that useless as it's an icon for Mario Kart

Perfect defense

6 Boo

It gives you invulnerability which is nice and gives you a free item

It's honestly nothing special

7 Green Shell

This one is awesome

8 Pow Block

Yeah. I like it but it's useless

9 Fake Item Box

Anyone could tell the difference

10 Mushroom
The Contenders
11 Thundercloud
12 Blue Shell The spiny shell, commonly referred to as the blue shell, is a well-known power-up item of the Mario Kart series of video games.

This is a necessary item to balance out races

13 Super Horn

Ugh, so lame, and useless in Battle. Sure, it destroys the blue shell, but it also makes it so the others double team on you.

WOW! This item is so lame, it shows up 4 times!

This was added just for more items

14 Golden Mushroom
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