Top Ten Most Useless Pranks

The Top Ten Most Useless Pranks

1 Blindfold a Blind Kid

This whole list is hilarious! - Songsta41

Wow that's just... Wow - That_Dude5414

This sounds very stupid to do - JaysTop10List

The kid is already blind. Get real people! - EpicJake

2 Throw a Fish in a Sea in an Attempt to Drown It

I've seen a nasty thing online in which a tortoise was mistaken for a turtle. This is why education is important. - PositronWildhawk

Reminds me of a blonde joke...

How does a blonde kills a fish? She drowns it - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

You mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish... - Turkeyasylum

This would be weird since it can breath in water - trains45

3 Tilt a Rocking Chair

Really? We do it a lot - EpicJake

Well, if you tilt it so that it's leaning a bit to the right/left... - mattstat716

Wow. Get some brains. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I do this. I nearly fell over a few times

4 Put Cameras in the Big Brother House

Oh no! Then everyone would know what... oh, wait.

Hm... isn't that a good idea? Absolutely NOBODY knows what goes on in the BB house... - Turkeyasylum

The camera's are already there lolol. - HeavyDonkeyKong

5 Replace a Bottle of Pepsi with Coke

I honestly don't care which one. Cola's overrated anyway... - Turkeyasylum

Yeah, this one would actually anger a few people, I think. I am a strong Pepsi guy. - BKAllmighty

That would make me so happy!

I hate both so I wouldn't drink it anyway

6 Paint a Purple Door Violet

Oh, come on, what if my door was a deep, electric purple? Violet would make it girly, thus, this is a good prank! Particularly if you gradually add a thin layer of violet over time. But imagine if you did this to the door of 10 Downing Street! - PositronWildhawk

You call this prank useless? Do you even know how tragic could this be? - Animefan12

Now that's just cruel. - Songsta41

The door IS violet - EpicJake

7 Put Mouse Traps Next to a Coffin

There go my plans. - Cyri

8 Replace Someone's Order of a Nokia Brick with an iPhone 6

Well, well, well... isn't that nice of you? - Delgia2k

What about a Galaxy S6? I would be ever thankful. - PositronWildhawk

I would love that

That would be super nice! Thank you!

9 Set a Candle on Fire

Light it up, up, up, light it up, up, up... Oh wait. You can't Set Fire (to the rain) to a candle. This is also probably a bad spot to put Fall Out Boy songs, too. - Merilille

:D I like this one! It might work if you set the wax part on fire! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Replace a DVD of Fifty Shades of Grey with a Porno

It's gonna be porn either way... - Turkeyasylum

Does it really make a difference

It makes it better, I suppose. - mattstat716

The Contenders

11 Replace Twilight with Forrest Gump

If you're trying to be nice, or nasty, either way, you can do better. - PositronWildhawk

This is a kind prank - RevolverOcelot

12 Replace Nicki Minaj CDs with Justin Bieber CDs

I don't like either O. O - That_Dude5414

13 Put No Sound Headphones on a Deaf Kid

Lol hilarious the kids already deaf

What's the point? He's already deaf

He be already deaf, lol - trains45

14 Replace a St. Anger CD with Master of Puppets

How is this a prank? I'd be pretty damn happy if someone replaced my St. Anger CD for Master of Puppets! No offense Metallica, but I really hope this new CD is bettrer than St. Anger.

You wouldn't be able to do that if I got it off of Napster. - PositronWildhawk

That would be great pranker! - IronSabbathPriest

15 Replace Chris Brown CDs with Justin Bieber CDs

They both suck anyway! - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

16 Crush a Spring

"You can crush me now but I'll just come back."
-Spring, 2018 - mattstat716

17 Replace Family Matters with Full House
18 Ding Dong Ditch

Especially if you ding dong ditched an abandoned house. - Entranced98

19 Take Out the Middle Piece of Bread in a Big Mac
20 Take One Dish Out of the Dishwasher Before Your Roommate Turns It On
21 Lock the Door When Your Parents Have Spare Keys

Forgot about that bit...😳

22 Prank a Deaf Kid with Loud Sound Effects or Music
23 Replace a Bottle of Ice Tea with Lemonade
24 Crank a Video with No Sound
25 Turn Off the Power During a Power Outage
26 Replace a Water Bottle with Water
27 Spill Water in the Swimming Pool
28 Crank the Radio When It is Off
29 Turn Off the Lights During a Power Outage
30 Replace Barney CDs with Dora CDs
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