Top Ten Most Useless Pranks


The Top Ten

1 Blindfold a Blind Kid

That would be pointless lol - trains45

What is this is list... get education and a life people!

I'm so speechless

You’re funny, person

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2 Throw a Fish In a Sea In an Attempt to Drown It

I've seen a nasty thing online in which a tortoise was mistaken for a turtle. This is why education is important. - PositronWildhawk

Reminds me of a blonde joke...

How does a blonde kills a fish? She drowns it - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

You mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish... - Turkeyasylum

This would be weird - EpicJake

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3 Tilt a Rocking Chair

I do this. I nearly fell over a few times

Well, if you tilt it so that it's leaning a bit to the right/left... - mattstat716

Really? We do it a lot - EpicJake

Wow. Get some brains. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 Put Cameras In the Big Brother House

Oh no! Then everyone would know what... oh, wait.

Hm... isn't that a good idea? Absolutely NOBODY knows what goes on in the BB house... - Turkeyasylum

The camera's are already there lolol. - HeavyDonkeyKong

5 Replace a Bottle of Pepsi With Coke

That would make me so happy!

Pepsi > Coke

Yeah, this one would actually anger a few people, I think. I am a strong Pepsi guy. - BKAllmighty

I honestly don't care which one. Cola's overrated anyway... - Turkeyasylum

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6 Paint a Purple Door Violet

Oh, come on, what if my door was a deep, electric purple? Violet would make it girly, thus, this is a good prank! Particularly if you gradually add a thin layer of violet over time. But imagine if you did this to the door of 10 Downing Street! - PositronWildhawk

You call this prank useless? Do you even know how tragic could this be? - Animefan12

Now that's just cruel. - Songsta41

Why can’t you paint it lilac instead?

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7 Put Mouse Traps Next to a Coffin
8 Replace Someone's Order of a Nokia Brick With an Iphone 6

That would be super nice! Thank you!

Well, well, well... isn't that nice of you? - Delgia2k

What about a Galaxy S6? I would be ever thankful. - PositronWildhawk

I would love that

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9 Set a Candle On Fire

Light it up, up, up, light it up, up, up... Oh wait. You can't Set Fire (to the rain) to a candle. This is also probably a bad spot to put Fall Out Boy songs, too. - Merilille

:D I like this one! It might work if you set the wax part on fire! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Replace a DVD of Fifty Shades of Grey with a porno

It's gonna be porn either way... - Turkeyasylum

It makes it better, I suppose. - mattstat716

Does it really make a difference

The Newcomers

? Replace a Water Bottle with Water
? Turn Off the Power During a Power Outage

The Contenders

11 Replace Twilight With Forrest Gump

This is a kind prank - RevolverOcelot

If you're trying to be nice, or nasty, either way, you can do better. - PositronWildhawk

12 Replace Nicki Manaj CDs With Justin Bieber CDs

I don't like either O. O - That_Dude5414

13 Put No Sound Headphones On a Deaf Kid

He be already deaf, lol - trains45

Lol hilarious the kids already deaf

What's the point? He's already deaf

14 Replace a St. Anger CD With Master of Puppets

How is this a prank? I'd be pretty damn happy if someone replaced my St. Anger CD for Master of Puppets! No offense Metallica, but I really hope this new CD is bettrer than St. Anger.

You wouldn't be able to do that if I got it off of Napster. - PositronWildhawk

That would be great pranker! - IronSabbathPriest

15 Replace Chris Brown CDs With Justin Bieber CDs

They both suck anyway! - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

16 Crush a Spring

"You can crush me now but I'll just come back."
-Spring, 2018 - mattstat716

17 Replace Family Matters with Full House
18 Ding Dong Ditch

Especially if you ding dong ditched an abandoned house. - Entranced98

19 Tell them to stare at a wall for a millisecond
20 Take out the middle piece of bread in a big mac
21 Take One Dish Out of the Dishwasher Before Your Roommate Turns It On
22 Lock the Door When Your Parents Have Spare Keys

Forgot about that bit...😳

23 Prank a deaf kid with loud sound effects or music
24 Replace a bottle of ice tea with lemonade
25 Crank a Video with No Sound
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3. Put Cameras In the Big Brother House
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2. Throw a Fish In a Sea In an Attempt to Drown It
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