Top Ten Usernames That Users of TheTopTens Would've Taken If They Could Turn Back the Clock

I wasn't into David Bowie when I signed up back in '13, but had I joined a few months ago, this would probably have been my username of choice.

I also think TheLizardKing would suit me.

EDIT: On second thought, how about Mr.MojoRisin'? That's even better than TheLizardKing.

Another eccentric musical name, which I think would really suit him. But still, he's been calling ME that!

I can see Ziggy_Stardust. But not your other ideas. Well really, I could never call you "Mr. Mojo" or "LizardKing", doesn't seem right.

Turkey claims it would make a cool addition to his current name. I just think he'd be pounced upon by Republicans.

I think it makes it even more unusual, therefore, funnier.

Actually this makes sense. Minus the idiot part.

To follow in the steps of my instagram. My username right now came from what I nicknamed my Arcanine in Pokemon Black 2, because he was a staple part of my team, and was described as a fiercely loyal dog. Keys are important, chains are attached. The "1" was because it looked cooler.

I felt the need to explain.

Both are great names, but I prefer keycha1n. It's more unique, and it suits you better.

If I were him, I'd get rid of the first part. Slanthrax sounds cool on it's own.

An answer to that question I'd only expect from Britgirl.

I must admit, you'd have to be pretty brave to get away with this name.

I wasn't into that band before. I discovered it less than a year ago

Actually, I was just guessing what PetSounds was. Mine would be SmittyWerber.

I know this is stupid. But it sounds better for me.

I kind of think this would be better for the user because if the normal username isn't taken, then you should not add something. I was going to be lovefrombadlands49, but my username was not taken.

There was a username list and something on there was "NotOriginal2001" and I thought I would like it if I put my favorite number instead, and now I really wish you could change your username so I could have that one.

Sounded a little easier to pronounce. I had trouble pronouncing my current username for a month.

Soo...here's a crash course on why Akron17: My profile picture is Connor Lassiter, the "Akron AWOL," and he's 17 in the first book in the Unwind dystology. That'd work better than "HaiThere" a username that I literally just chose because I knew it wouldn't be taken.

Would've been cool if I shortened the team name like this, but using the entire name works I guess.