Top Ten Utterly Preposterous Ideas for Jedi/Sith Names
With Star Wars VII approaching, who wouldn't want a hilarious calamity of mystic nonsense? Oh wait, I forgot about the Phantom Menace for a moment there...Even if George Lucas was still directing it, someone like Ewan McGregor would keep the acting strong with this character.
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Faulty lightsaber?
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it...
I think I shall stay with Darth Rezzak, bane of Darth Bane, Goliath of Battle, and Hunter of Jedi. Also bros with Rezzan the mercenary.
Lol that's funny
My Jedi knight says
Little kids must have originally come up with these names.
This is just silly
Only takes basic knowledge of physics to work this one out.
I have no basic knowledge of physics
A suave version of the Red Dwarf dork as a Jedi...
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The most treacherous of grammy winners!