Top Ten Utterly Preposterous Ideas for Jedi/Sith Names

With Star Wars VII approaching, who wouldn't want a hilarious calamity of mystic nonsense? Oh wait, I forgot about the Phantom Menace for a moment there...

The Top Ten Utterly Preposterous Ideas for Jedi/Sith Names

Booby Wanker-Nooby

Even if George Lucas was still directing it, someone like Ewan McGregor would keep the acting strong with this character. - PositronWildhawk

After reading this list, Pos, I can't wonder about your sanity anymore - otherwise I'd have to question mine and I am sane! I love this list! I am sane! I AM! Aren't I..? 8P... - Britgirl

Well, you're insane enough to have been making lists for so long. Oh wait... - PositronWildhawk

Darth Punk

Faulty lightsaber?
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it... - PositronWildhawk

Lol that's funny - jmepa1234

I think I shall stay with Darth Rezzak, bane of Darth Bane, Goliath of Battle, and Hunter of Jedi. Also bros with Rezzan the mercenary. - Thanatos5460

The Jedi Knight Who Says "Ni!"

My Jedi knight says - jmepa1234

I am the Jedi Knight who says Ni. - DJSchollen

Pedowan

what... - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Daft Idiots

Daft Idiots? Which idiotcame up with this idea lol - jmepa1234

Count Poopoo

Little kids must have originally come up with these names. - Luxam

This is just silly - jmepa1234

Darth Swag

When you thought all lists are bad, you see one of Pos' masterpieces! He's still got creativity! - Therandom

Swaggy sith? Not good... - jmepa1234

Awesome! - letdot52

m(dv/dt)

Only takes basic knowledge of physics to work this one out. - PositronWildhawk

I have no basic knowledge of physics - jmepa1234

Good one! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Ace Rimmer

A suave version of the Red Dwarf dork as a Jedi... - PositronWildhawk

Great name! - jmepa1234

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Destroying the galaxy with his terrible music! - RiverClanRocks

The most treacherous of grammy winners! - letdot52

The Contenders

Darth Butt
Darthmau5
Darth Penis
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