Top Ten Vanellope Von Schweetz Quotes From Wreck-It Ralph
The Top Ten
1 Tut-tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that anyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
2 Now I think I'm gonna puke actually. I think I might puke. You know, like a VURP! Vomit and a burp together, and you can taste it, and you just feel it RISING up and... OH, THIS IS SOOO EXCITING!
3 Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it!
4 Hey, are you a hobo?
5 What's that? Didn't hear you! Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!
6 President Vanellope von Schweetz! It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
7 Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you!
8 Enjoy your little tantrum diaper baby?
9 Au revoir, Admiral Underpants
10 You really are a bad guy...
Ouch. - Mayor Gene
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11 Glitch. That's it! Come on, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again but you're gonna do it one more time! Just focus and concentrate... and... GLITCH!
How is this not higher?
12 Oh steering wheel, oh steering wheel. Oh yes, I want a steering wheel.
This is from that awful sequel.
13 Everyone here thinks I'm just a mistake and I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?
14 I'm not a glitch Taffyta. Just got pixelexia, okay?
15 Guess you'll be stepping out of your comfort zone then, Gladys!
16 Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you. It's a double stripe. Double stripes break. Guh-doy!
17 Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
18 Ralph, my man! My main man!
19 Um. I don't know how to drive a real kart.
20 I'M ADORABLE!
21 I told you, racing's in my code!
22 Oh, come on, pal! You son of a gun!
23 I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna... Oh, wait. Do you know how to drive?
24 You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle, where no one would complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again, you can be happy.
25 I sleep in these candy wrappers. I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.
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