The ??? Days of Christmas

Skullkid755
You know from the title. It's a new version of the 12 days of Christmas where you don't know how many days there will be until the song is over. It's also filled with obvious references to people who have been addicted to the material referenced.

On the first day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
a free bird that you cannot change.

On the second day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
2 masters of puppets pulling your strings and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the third day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
5 DONALD TRUMPS!!!! 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Referencing Santa gave to me,
10 crystal gems, 9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 11th day of Christmas Referencing Santa gave to me,
11 elves destroying rings, 10 crystal gems, 9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 12th day of Christmas Referencing Santa gave to me,
12 twelvies ranted on by a skeleton, 11 elves destroying rings, 10 crystal gems, 9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 13th day of Christmas Referencing Santa gave to me,
13 machines that were automale, 12 twelvies ranted on by a skeleton, 11 elves destroying rings, 10 crystal gems, 9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 14th day of Christmas Referencing Santa gave to me,
14 journals from a supernatural town made by Disney, 13 machines that were automale, 12 twelvies ranted on by a skeleton, 11 elves destroying rings, 10 crystal gems, 9 cyborg ninjas a soldier known as snake killed, 8 angels not aging, 7 sailing snail sailors, 6 books filled with cave stories and undertales, 5 Donald Trumps, 4 fishes fishing for free wishes, 3 angry birds that weren't flappy, 2 masters of puppets pulling your strings, and a free bird that you cannot change.

On the 15teenth day of Christmas Referencing Santa gave to me,
15 thank yours for finding ways to keep all of these gifts he's given me and now Christmas has no more days until next year!!!

Now the song is over, except for this round. Pointy pointy pointy. Pointy pointy point.
Did you get all of the references??? Monkey fish!!!

Comments

I actually got all of them! - ProPanda

what - WonkeyDude98

Very good, but isn't it only 12 days? - Therandom

I wanted it to be more surprising. - Skullkid755

Awesome parody. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Nice - 2storm

Thank God for copy and paste, am I right? - Mcgillacuddy

You are right. This post would have came out probably at least 2 hours later if I didn't use copy and paste but the text was still the same. - Skullkid755

I did it better - Puga

Was the one I made at least average? - Skullkid755

Lol just kidding. They're both unfunny - Puga

Eh... What? - FieryKnightFloyd

I'm gonna say that the 12th one was about me - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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