Top Ten Video Game Characters to Hire to Kill Barney the Dinosaur

The Top Ten
1 Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog, trademarked Sonic The Hedgehog, is the title character and protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series released by SEGA, as well as numerous spin-off comics, five animated shows, and an animated OVA.

Yeah right, typical sonic fanboys underselling Barney. Barney has insane powers and would mop the floor with any of these chumps.

He doesn't stand a chance with him around!

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Sonic can slice Barney in half

2 Tracer (Overwatch) Tracer is a playable character appearing in the 2016 video game Overwatch, a first-person shooter video game developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

Rip barny he exploded

3 Mewtwo Mewtwo is a psychic-type Legendary Pokémon from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. Designed by Ken Sugimori, it made its first appearance in the games Pokémon Red and Blue. It was created by Dr. Fuji using gene splicing in an attempt to clone Mew. In the Pokémon games, it's infamously known as the most powerful Pokémon among all species. Mewtwo is capable of evolving into two forms - Mega Mewtwo X (using Mewtonite X) and Mega Mewtwo Y (using Mewtonite Y)

Same thing ad Pac Man

4 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

He could stuff Barney into a suit

5 Golden Freddy

He could give Barney a heart attack and kill him by pulling his head off

6 Marcus Fenix (Gears of War) Marcus Michael Fenix is a fictional character and the primary protagonist from Gears of War video game series.
7 Charizard Charizard, known in Japan as Lizardon, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori, Charizard first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. They have later appeared in various merchandise, spinoff titles and animated ...read more.
8 Meta Knight Meta Knight is a fictional character from the Kirby series of video games owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratory. He is one of Kirby's rivals, but occasionally teams up with the pink puffball to defeat a common enemy. Meta Knight is known for his powerful slashing attacks and flight in the Super Smash Bros games, and is widely considered to one of the best characters to appear in the series.

Meta Knight could use his tornado move to make go in the air and then he can stab him with his sword

He could spawn a tornado on Barney and then rip his head off

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9 Kratos Kratos is a fictional character and the titular primary protagonist and anti-hero of the God of War video game series. He is a demi-god who seeks retribution and vengeance on Ares and later, the Greek Gods after he was betrayed and was forced to kill his family .

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He could cut off Barney's head with his mighty sword

He would kill Barney very easily

10 MW3 Ghost

It might not be a good choice but it would be cool to watch this guy slid Barneys throat with a knife

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It could rip off Barney's head

The Contenders
11 Shadow The Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog is a character who appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series released by Sega. He is an artificially created black and red hedgehog whose hover shoes propel him at extreme speeds that rival those of Sonic.
12 Scorpion Scorpion is a recurring player character and occasional boss character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise created by Ed Boon and John Tobias. His debut is in the first Mortal Kombat game.

He could pull out Barney's heart

13 Pac-Man Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.

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He could devour Barney

14 Mario

Mario will use a fire flower and burn Barney to death

He could punch Barney to death

He will jump on Barney's head

15 Megaman Mega Man, known as Rockman in Japan, is the title character and the protagonist of the Mega Man series by Capcom.

He could blast Barney to pieces

16 Bomberman

Just like with the MW3 ghost he might not the best but I would like to see him throw a bomb at Barney

He could throw a bomb at Barney

17 Sub-Zero

Sub zero could freeze Barney and break him into pieces easily

He could freeze Barney and break him to pieces

18 Luigi Luigi, originally a palette swap of Mario named Green Mario, is a major character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's unofficial mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Super Mario franchise, often as a sidekick to his brother.

He could create a fire blade and throw it at Barney to cut his head off

19 Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7) Sephiroth is a fictional character and main antagonist in the role-playing video game Final Fantasy VII developed by Square.

He'll use Heartless Angel

20 Kuja
21 Zidane Tribal Zidane Tribal is the main protagonist of Final Fantasy IX, a role-playing game developed by Square Enix.
22 Tidus Tidus is the main protagonist of Final Fantasy X, a role-playing video game developed by Square Enix.
23 Yuna Yuna is a fictional character from Square Enix's Final Fantasy series. She was first introduced as the female protagonist and one of the main playable characters of the 2001 role-playing video game Final Fantasy X, appearing as a summoner embarking on a journey to defeat the world-threatening monster ...read more.
24 Steve (Minecraft)

He could use a potion to make Barney die

25 Jason Voorhees
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