Top Ten Video Game Consoles That James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) Hates

The Top Ten
1 LJN Video Art

LJN is his worst nightmare, and now they make not only the worst video games, but now they made the worst video game console

Everyone knows that the biggest reason LJN Video Art is the worst MS Paint ripoff ever can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

He already did it around the holidays so yeah.

2 R-Zone

A crazy cuckoo cross between the virtual boy (note the lowercase letters) and tiger wrist games

3 Virtual Boy

This clunky farce has red and black graphics and no head strap.

4 HyperScan

Only five or six games were made for this joke console (ignoring homebrew games).

5 Phillips CDI

Mom! I want a Philips CD-I interactive game system for Christmas! The one that had "Girl's Club: The Fantasy Dating Game". So bug off and mind your own beeswax, Mr. Angry Video Game Nerd.

6 Atari 5200

The controller for the Atari 5200 is an unbelievably lame joke.

7 Atari Jaguar

Pete Dorr had a Atari Jaguar in his video game collection room.

Ever saw a cat chases jaguar? That jaguar is Atari jaguar.

8 Atari Lynx
9 Commodore 64
10 Tiger Games

I had 2 Tiger portable games a few years ago. Jurassic Park and Pinball. Now I'll be put to the ultimate video game theory by finding some Tiger television plug-in games that are just for girls: DreamLife and Designer's World. I'll show Samantha "Girly Video Game Nerd (GVGN)" Votaw how to use the Tiger television plug-in games (that are just for girls) correctly.

The Contenders
11 Atari Jaguar CD

This console add-on makes the Atari Jaguar look like a toilet, which makes Jaguar CD worse than the Atari Jaguar but still a lot better than the Atari 5200.

The Nerd found TWO Jaguar CDs that didn't work before finding one that does work.

12 3DO

The worst "game" ever made for the 3DO (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties) is the subject of the Angry Video Game Nerd's best episode ever.

13 Atari 2600

He loved the 2600, but he hated the 5200! He couldn't even get it to work in the video.

14 Sega 32X
15 Sega CD
16 TurboGraffix 16
17 Game.com

Game-com, Game-dot-com, either way it sucks like a vacuum cleaner.

18 Tiger Wrist Games

64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 bits, 1 bit, HALF-bit, QUARTER-bit, THE WRIST GAAAME!

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