Top Ten Video Game Consoles That James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) Hates
Everyone knows that the biggest reason LJN Video Art is the worst MS Paint ripoff ever can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts
LJN is his worst nightmare, and now they make not only the worst video games, but now they made the worst video game console - PCgamer98
He already did it around the holidays so yeah.
Let's face it, this coloring book wannabe is the worst console ever thanks to a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who never stop ruining everything to do with video games. Terminator 2, ET, Action 52, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Bill & Ted, Back To The Future, Superman 64, Beetlejuice, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Little Red Hood, Karate Kid, Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, Sonic 06, Sonic R, Sonic Labyrinth, Aquaman Battle For Atlantis, T&C Surf Designs, Gotcha The Sport, Jaws, MK Mythologies, Awesome Possum, Shaq-Fu, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario, Bubsy 3D, Rascal, Dark Castle, Captain Novolin, Radical Rex, Spirit Of Speed 1937... the list goes on and on!
A crazy cuckoo cross between the virtual boy (note the lowercase letters) and tiger wrist games
This clunky farce has red and black graphics and no head strap.
The console that gave us the Unholy Triforce
At least we got memes from it - bobbythebrony
Mom! I want a Philips CD-I interactive game system for Christmas! The one that had "Girl's Club: The Fantasy Dating Game". So bug off and mind your own beeswax, Mr. Angry Video Game Nerd. - playstationfan66
Only five or six games were made for this joke console (ignoring homebrew games).
The controller for the Atari 5200 is an unbelievably lame joke.
Pete Dorr had a Atari Jaguar in his video game collection room. - playstationfan66
Ever saw a cat chases jaguar? That jaguar is Atari jaguar. - Delgia2k
I had 2 Tiger portable games a few years ago. Jurassic Park and Pinball. Now I'll be put to the ultimate video game theory by finding some Tiger television plug-in games that are just for girls: DreamLife and Designer's World. I'll show Samantha "Girly Video Game Nerd (GVGN)" Votaw how to use the Tiger television plug-in games (that are just for girls) correctly. - playstationfan66
This console add-on makes the Atari Jaguar look like a toilet, which makes Jaguar CD worse than the Atari Jaguar but still a lot better than the Atari 5200.
The Nerd found TWO Jaguar CDs that didn't work before finding one that does work.
And you thought the Sega 32X was a crazy tacky console add-on...
The worst "game" ever made for the 3DO (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties) is the subject of the Angry Video Game Nerd's best episode ever.
He loved the 2600, but he hated the 5200! He couldn't even get it to work in the video. - AngryByrd
Game-com, Game-dot-com, either way it sucks like a vacuum cleaner.
64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 bits, 1 bit, HALF-bit, QUARTER-bit, THE WRIST GAAAME!