Top Ten Video Game Consoles That James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd) Hates

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The Top Ten

1 LJN Video Art

Everyone knows that the biggest reason LJN Video Art is the worst MS Paint ripoff ever can be summed up in three little words: Laughing Joking Numbnuts

LJN is his worst nightmare, and now they make not only the worst video games, but now they made the worst video game console - PCgamer98

He already did it around the holidays so yeah.

Let's face it, this coloring book wannabe is the worst console ever thanks to a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who never stop ruining everything to do with video games. Terminator 2, ET, Action 52, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Bill & Ted, Back To The Future, Superman 64, Beetlejuice, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Little Red Hood, Karate Kid, Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, Sonic 06, Sonic R, Sonic Labyrinth, Aquaman Battle For Atlantis, T&C Surf Designs, Gotcha The Sport, Jaws, MK Mythologies, Awesome Possum, Shaq-Fu, the Unholy Triforce, Hotel Mario, Bubsy 3D, Rascal, Dark Castle, Captain Novolin, Radical Rex, Spirit Of Speed 1937... the list goes on and on!

2 R-Zone

A crazy cuckoo cross between the virtual boy (note the lowercase letters) and tiger wrist games

3 Virtual Boy

This clunky farce has red and black graphics and no head strap.

4 Phillips CDI

The console that gave us the Unholy Triforce

At least we got memes from it - bobbythebrony

Mom! I want a Philips CD-I interactive game system for Christmas! The one that had "Girl's Club: The Fantasy Dating Game". So bug off and mind your own beeswax, Mr. Angry Video Game Nerd. - playstationfan66

5 HyperScan

Only five or six games were made for this joke console (ignoring homebrew games).

6 Atari 5200

The controller for the Atari 5200 is an unbelievably lame joke.

7 Atari Jaguar

Pete Dorr had a Atari Jaguar in his video game collection room. - playstationfan66

Ever saw a cat chases jaguar? That jaguar is Atari jaguar. - Delgia2k

8 Commodore 64
9 Atari Lynx
10 Tiger Games

I had 2 Tiger portable games a few years ago. Jurassic Park and Pinball. Now I'll be put to the ultimate video game theory by finding some Tiger television plug-in games that are just for girls: DreamLife and Designer's World. I'll show Samantha "Girly Video Game Nerd (GVGN)" Votaw how to use the Tiger television plug-in games (that are just for girls) correctly. - playstationfan66

The Contenders

11 Atari 2600

He loved the 2600, but he hated the 5200! He couldn't even get it to work in the video. - AngryByrd

12 Atari Jaguar CD

The Nerd found TWO Jaguar CDs that didn't work before finding one that does work.

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13 Sega 32X
14 Sega CD
15 3DO
16 TurboGraffix 16
17 Game.com

Game-com, Game-dot-com, either way it sucks like a vacuum cleaner.

18 Tiger Wrist Games

64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 bits, 1 bit, HALF-bit, QUARTER-bit, THE WRIST GAAAME!

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