Top 10 Video Game Moments that are Both Funny and Terrifying at the Same Time (Spoiler Warning)

xandermartin98

The Top Ten

1 Meet The Pyro trailer from Team Fortress 2

Heavy: "I fear no man, but that...THING... IT SCARES ME..."
Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that MASK... what dreams of chronic, sustained CRUELTY... "

Pyro: (Hallucinating himself dancing through an even cuter version of Equestria and blowing bubbles and rainbows at adorable baby versions of the opposite team's members while his real-life self burns the opposite team's entire fortress to the ground with his flamethrower and psychotically, brutally murders every single one of its members with literally no remorse) - xandermartin98

2 The Great Mighty Poo's Opera Concert from Conker's Bad Fur Day The Great Mighty Poo's Opera Concert from Conker's Bad Fur Day The Great Mighty Poo is a fictional character appearing in the 2001 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. He is a giant, opera-singing pile of feces that appears as a boss in the sloprano chapter.

If you thought Jabba The Hutt and more recently the infamous Globglogabalab monster were disturbing...well, to put it simply, while this guy may indeed have one of the most beautiful singing voices that has ever been blessed upon humanity's mortal ears, his body is something that I literally would not even touch with Thurl Ravenscroft's fabled thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole - xandermartin98

3 "After-School Sale" and "Fright Flight" stages from UmJammer Lammy

In the former stage, our dear mentally deranged and incredibly sexy random-object-as-guitar-shredding anthro-paper-cutout sheep (girl)friend gets inflated into a hideous Deviantart abomination of herself, gets trampled by a massive parade of expectant rabbit mothers (with rather uncomfortably visible cleavages to say the least, at that) and is repeatedly (rainbow) puked all over by a giant midwife caterpillar (with the personified voice of cancer itself) who mistakes her for pregnant and therefore drags her into the mall by hand...

where she then has to calm an entire flood of rabbit babies by literally rocking them to sleep in the process (again, by literally USING ONE OF THEM AS A GUITAR); all the while, an entire-screen-filling psychedelic wave of multicolored caterpillar segments and slimy green baby-holding hands surges through both the foreground AND the background.

And believe me, it doesn't really get any less creepy from there; in the stage immediately AFTER ...more - xandermartin98

4 Meeting the Seamen in Seaman For Dreamcast

Overtly human-faced alien mutant angler fish with the voice (actor) and personality of Spock from Star Trek, enough said (and just in case THAT wasn't enough, they also very insistently want to learn basically everything important that there is to know about you and your collective families so that they can one day unite to take over the entire world) - xandermartin98

5 The Milkman Conspiracy from Psychonauts The Milkman Conspiracy from Psychonauts

Basically the game's official "Darker And Edgier" tonal-shift indicator, the abandoned asylum section (in laymen's terms, the last third) of Psychonauts, in addition to FINALLY being the point when the game ALMOST starts getting legitimately good in the gameplay department, is also absolutely HORRIFYING in a whole number of different ways.

(Sadly, the endgame Meat Circus level is FAR too purely horrific and disgusting to include this high up on the list, so I'll just have to settle for this instead.)

While the asylum itself is already PLENTY bad enough (especially in terms of its structural condition), the mind of its former-police-officer entrance guard Boyd Cooper is more-than-arguably even WORSE.

Honestly, it's the one thing on this list that I'm actually NOT going to spoil for you; seriously, just witness the Milkman's literally twisted suburbian descent into madness for yourself, preferably through extremely liberal usage of clairvoyance. - xandermartin98

6 Encountering the Magypsies in Mother 3

Especially Fassad in his New and Miracle forms - xandermartin98

what

Screw LGBT; these guys(?) take it to a whole new level

(that, and also, Fassad's personality is just plain horrific in general) - xandermartin98

7 Junko's suicide in Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Basically all of the previous executions performed together in sequence (with her laughing and grinning ear-to-ear like the mentally deranged Looney Toons character she is the whole entire time, no less) - xandermartin98

8 Crocomire attempting to continue fighting Samus as his own crumbling skeleton after having all of his flesh melted off by boiling-hot acid in Super Metroid

Lame and stupid boss fight, unforgettably epic and amazing death sequence

(also more-than-likely a parody of how Mario canonically "kills" Bowser in Super Mario Bros, as well as the infamous Dry Bones enemy from Super Mario Bros 3 and Mario World) - xandermartin98

9 Golden Diva Battle from Wario Land 4

From the opening cutscene where she literally snorts an entire cat up her nose via alien tractor beam, to the ridiculous number of hilariously variously facial-expressioned kabuki masks she wears together in one great big stack to hide how repulsively ugly her real face is, to the especially traumatizing moment when her true face actually DOES get revealed, and finally her being reduced into literally just her lips once Wario wears her down to her very last hit point, there is seriously not a SINGLE dull moment in this fight - xandermartin98

10 Captain Quark publicly demonstrating the nether-region-cleaning functions of his Personal Hygienator on live television in Ratchet & Clank

"Turn it off, TURN IT OFF! " - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 GLaDOS "pretending" she's going to murder you in cold blood in Portal
12 Wheatley taking over Aperture in Portal 2
13 N. Gin threatening to delete your save file if you lose against him in Crash Bandicoot: Warped
14 Playing with Endogeny in Undertale
15 Handsome Jack's spoon monologue from Borderlands 2 Handsome Jack's spoon monologue from Borderlands 2
16 When Kazuichi develops his insane stalker obsession with Sonia in Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
17 Fighting the Garradors in Resident Evil 4
18 Burgerpants' facial expressions in Undertale Burgerpants' facial expressions in Undertale
19 When Cortex finds himself trapped inside his own arch-nemesis' brain in the ending of Crash Twinsanity
20 SA-X's transformation in Metroid Fusion
21 Correx cross-dressing himself as Coco Bandicoot in Crash Twinsanity
22 Encountering Master Belch in Earthbound
23 Meeting Porky in Mother 3
24 Papyrus' Genocide death in Undertale
25 Flowey's Omega transformation from Undertale
26 Sans' Genocide battle from Undertale
27 Mario getting sucked into black holes in Super Mario Galaxy
28 Bowser fight from Luigi's Mansion
29 Mr. Slave's Butthole level from South Park: The Stick Of Truth
30 Zelda CD-i Cutscenes
31 Lammy dying from head trauma and going to hell in the original Japanese version of UmJammer Lammy
32 Seeing Bowser with breast implants in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
33 Mother Brain's mechanical chicken transformation from Super Metroid
34 Fatalities from Mortal Kombat
35 Spoiled Rotten's facial expression when extremely low on health in Wario Land 4
36 Wario's "comedic injuries" from the Wario Land series
37 The Mummy's "comedic injuries" from Sphinx And The Cursed Mummy
38 Chop Chop Master Onion teaching "Romantic Karate" in a glitter-coated tracksuit in Parappa The Rapper 2
39 The Warden crawling back into his hideously mutated mother's womb in the ending to The House Of The Dead: Overkill
40 Encountering Catbat in Wario Land 4
41 Joker Sings in Batman: Arkham Knight
42 Killing The End By Speeding Up The Calendar in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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