Top Ten Video Game-Related Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 Mario is red, Sonic is blue, press start to be my Player 2.

2 Is your daddy Scorpion? Because when I saw you all I could think of is "Get over here!"

3 You light my Deku Stick on fire.

4 You can call me Lara Croft, because I'm about to go Tomb Raiding.

5 If I were an NES cartridge, would you blow me?

6 Are you related to Glass Joe? Because you are an easy knockout!

7 Are you Mortal Kombat? Because you're beauty has finished me.

8 I better put on my Goron Tunic, because you are so hot.

9 I'm like an Xbox. I can go 360 all night long.

10 I would usually press "X" to pick up items. Would that work for picking you up as well?

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