Top Ten Warrior Cat Names That Don't Make Sense

Paris4Lyfe

The Top Ten

1 Blueberryeyes

I think Blue eyes would be a better name.

What the hell kind of name is that?

I have no words...

What?

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2 Oneraven

This name isn't even in the books, Search it on Warriors Wiki, you'll get no results

Who the hell is that?

Oneraven makes lots of sense. I mean it's only one raven. Plus it's not even a real warriors name!

This isn't not about the ones that are IN the books but yeah this makes the most sense... not ravensnarl...

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3 Ravensnarl

Ravens don't even snarl! So where does this come from? - Paris4Lyfe

Um, it came from you because none of these names are in the books

It is not such a bad name. Clearly this cat would be black. Perhaps the "snarl" would come from it's courage or skill in battle.

This is a beautiful name! Sounds wonderful for @$$hole cats like ThunderClan and Firestar!

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4 Illusionwalker

I really think that name would match Jayfeather if it were entitled to him though. But it's kind of creepy once you think of it. One second you're dreaming of flirting with Firestar, the other you find a cat staring at your weird Dream.

I'm thinkin' IllusionWalker Texas Ranger! Seriously, guys look up Walker Texas Ranger. Its an awesome show. But anyway, this name is odd. A walking illusion? :/

Have you read warrior cats?

O.O what is IIIusionwhisker? its like, a whisker in an IIIusion. makes no sense. whoever made this up, Rest in pieces. not trying to be rude though.

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5 Lovesoul

Sure it sounds loving and sweet, but once you get to read it over and over you tell yourself, "Now who made this? " - Paris4Lyfe

Who makes these up?

Uhm, who would name their kit "Lovekit"?
On second thought, ThunderClan would.
Sounds like a Mary Sue- PERFECT for ThunderClan and Firederp!

Ooooh; it could also be 'Loveheart' or 'Lovedawn' Not... I guess the queen loved Lovekit as much as Millie does to Briarlight. Like, " OH MY STARCLAN I HAVE FOUND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KIT IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND"OH ILL NAME HER LOVEKIT because I LOVE HER SO MUCH"99x Well, Millie isn't THAT bad... And YAH, Mary-Sue. Just like Illusionwalker, Diamondpool, Topazgleam, Amethystecho, Rosecresent, Aquamarinekit, SunsetShimmer, and Prettyfur. But then again, this is for " Names that Don't Make Sense "
~Owlpaw

6 Hawkfrost Hawkfrost

Hawkfrost is a cool name, and he may be my favorite villain. But I just don't get his name! Hawkfrost. Hawkfrost. Nope I just don't get it.

Hawkfrost is an AWESOME name what's wrong with it? I really dislike Hawkfrost because he murdered my favorite character Hollyleaf but, still I'll defend him a little. Maybe, it's a tiny bit weird but what they call him if his name wasn't Hawkfrost? Hawkwing? That just doesn't sound bad boy and cool like.

If you read in between the lines you can kind of see what they were going for.

It can either be off of his pelt color and eye color.

He also kind of has a frosty personality

Hawkfrost is the WEIRDEST warrior cat name, along with Crowfrost and Honeyfern but is cool too I kind of like it

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7 Koipond

Koi fish are Japanese and I believe Warrior Cats doesn't take place in Japan. - Paris4Lyfe

Wait.. they know what Koi fish are when they aren't in Japan.. ?

It's not the worst name ever, but definitely not the best.

This fits the list completely. Koi are fish from Japan! -pond isn't all out impossible, unlike Lovesoul or Illusionwalker. And also... How are names like Lioneye, Lionblaze, or Lionheart possible? They don't live in Africa either. Well... There is Goldenstar, that lion from Secrets of the Clans so they might have got it from that. And have they even seen one actual tiger or leopard in the entire series?...

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8 Deerhooves

I'm laughing my butt of right now. - Paris4Lyfe

I like it even if nobody else does.

I love this name and I would use it why are ya guys so mean a jerks all of these names are different and that's ok.

They know what Deer are but seriously
WHO THE HECK WOULD LIKE DEERHOOVES?!?!?!?
XDDD

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9 Lemonday

No...this can't be happening, I don't need more lemons in my life...

Change it to lemonade

Why is "day" a suffix?

Appletree: I’m gonna name this kit Lemonkit!
Bananafur: OK.

At Lemonkit’s apprentice ceremony:
Pineapplestar: Cherrynight will mentor Lemonpaw.
Clan: Lemonpaw! Lemonpaw!

At her warrior ceremony:
Pineapplestar: You will be called Lemonday!
Lemonday: WHAT?

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10 Berrystumpytail

Berrypaw was SO cute when he was hoping for a good warrior name! Who's with me?

He was, but that still doesn't make him not annoying. Seriously, that cat is a jerk. - RiverClanRocks

He didn't even get that warrior name as he was called Berrynose

He's such a jerk and he cheated on Honeyfern. He deserves this name. Stupid brat.

He didn’t cheat on Honeyfern...
Honeyfern died and he moved on.
I kinda like Berrynose as a character

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The Contenders

11 Deadheart

Ow, just cut myself on the edge. Seriously though. This name is probably one of the most depressing, edgy names for a fictional cat I have heard of by far.

This names just makes this cat sound like it's dead. Your hart has to work to be alive.

If I was a warrior cat, I would kill Deadheart to make this name make sense.

So, like Deadfoot. Except it's a little weird. But it could be like a cat who was banished or neglected so much he/she became depressed. Deadfoot would have been Hopfoot without his " dead " paw so that makes sense. But they HAD to kill him off because obviously there is not going to be a leader named Deadstar. So Deadheart would be named something different as a kit. Like Littlekit, Jumpkit, or Stripekit. Then when he/she became an apprentice or warrior, he/she would be called Deadpaw or Deadheart.
~Owlpaw

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12 Everwind

This is a great name! This is on the wrong list. It should be listed as best names.

This is nice actually

I like this one u haters

Bad warrior name alert:
Bananadream: This kit runs so fast so Imma name her Everkit.
Waterfish: OK.
Everkit: Um, OK.

Everkit’s apprentice ceremony:
Strawberrystar: Liontiger will mentor Everpaw.
Clan: Everpaw! Everpaw!
Everpaw: When I’m a warrior I’ll have a great name like Everbreeze or Everheart or Everleap!

Everpaw’s warrior ceremony:
Strawberrystar: In honor of your speed and courage, I name you Everwind.
Everwind: Okaay...
Clan: Everwind! Everwind!

At the warrior den:
Everwind: OH COME ON I THOUGHT WIND WAS A BOY SUFFIX!
Dawndawn: Calm down, at least your name is better than MINE!
Everwind: You’re right...
Dawndawn: Time for bed!
Everwind: I still think my name sucks.
:):):)
-Dawnstream

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13 Clearbody

Wow...
This name actually would make sense if a cat was invisible. Great name for a fading StarClan warrior.
I think this cat would be for the oldest StarClan cat. He's so ancient that he is completely clear. Nobody remembers his name, so StarClan renamed him Clear body.
He can't correct them because his voice comes out in faint whispers on the breeze.

A Silver Tabby she-cat with light green eyes
How keeps licking her fur clearning it everyday
Every minute
Every Gathering
Every Clan meeting
Every Training
Every Battle
Every Patrol. - cassiabez

14 Starstar

Wow... I thought you couldn't have a name with star at the beginning? Either that or the Queen didn't think her kit had the potential to be leader!

He or she is the Moon Moon of leaders

Best name ever stop insulting this name plus there is a onestar in the books and that makes less sense then starstar

Lemonday: How ‘bout we name him Starkit!
Everwind:...
Lemonday: I’m pretty sure he’s not gonna become leader.
Everwind: Sure...

Six moons later...
Deerstar (Formerly Deerhooves.): Lovesoul, you will mentor Starpaw.
Lovesoul: (Thinks:) Ugh, why do I have to mentor the one with an illegal name?
Clan: Starpaw! Starpaw!

At Starpaw’s warrior ceremony:
Deerstar: I name you Starheart.
Starheart: (Thinks:) At least I’ve got a GOOD name unlike SOME cats here.
Clan: Starheart! Starheart!

A year later:
(Deerstar dies of greencough and Starheart is deputy.)
Starheart: Oh come on! My name will be terrible!
Medicine cat: Sorry, your Deerstar’s successer, you must take his spot as leader.
(The next day they come back and Starheart is now Starstar.)
Starstar: My life sucks.
Starstar tells his Clan that StarClan has accepted him as their leader.
Clan: (Tries best not to laugh.) Starstar! Starstar!
Everwind: What have ...more

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15 Jayno-eyes

I think Jayno could be a Warrior Cat name Maybe.

Is is actually jay No-eyes

Jayno? What's jayno mean?

What's a Jayno?

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16 Squirrelflight

I really like this name! It's beautiful. The squirrel part comes for her bushy tail, and maybe the flight part is for her ability to jump far? Can she jump far? I don't know but I think the name is good.

For all the people saying this is a stupid name, do you even read the books? One of the cats names is this! And second there are such things as flying squirrels. Look it up!

Best. Name. Ever. It perfectly fits her personality, and I will slap you if you say otherwise

Ohmygod this is Firestars daughters name! Have u even read the books?

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17 Wintersummer

This makes no sense. Winter and summer are totally different seasons. Does this cat have a hateful personality and a loving personality?

They don't even have those words in their vocabulary! They call winter leaf bars and summer green leaf - Bonnie_Fazbear

She's passive aggressive?

If it were warrior cats the name would be Leaf-bareGreenleaf.Makes so much sense(NOT! )!

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18 Darkbright

Is it dark? Is it light? No one knows what the heck is up with this name.

I feel like I am dying with this name

Darkness and brightness are two different things.

#DarkForestXStarClan4life Lol, complicated relationship. ~Mistyrain

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19 Onefeet

One is non-plural, feet is plural.

Did this person skip grammar school to make a living off of making warrior cat names that make no sense...?

There is no agreement between these two nouns.

Onefeet doesn't make sense It should be Onefoot... OH! That's why this name is on the weird warrior cat names.

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20 Poppyfrost

I love the prefix "Poppy" as I have a cat named Poppy, but PoppyFROST? Is this like, frost that comes on poppies? Or frost in the color of poppies? This name doesn't make any sense. - pandagirl

In my opinion this is a great name. It's like a poppy covered in frost

Actually, this is one of the most beautiful warrior names made!

Pretty! Makes me think of a small purple poppy surrounded by glistening frost... I see a long haired light brown tabby she-cat with some darker brown stripes on her face and mmm.. super dark green eyes or dark yellow eyes? Either would be cool. And maybe she has a silvery white tinge to give her fur a clouded look ( kinda like echomist except not the same color a she her ) She sounds like a queen, well everything with " poppy " sounds like a queen. Her mate could be... Stormstar. Or anything else. Her kits could be Birchkit, Flowerkit, and Rainkit. Birchheart, Flowerdust, and... Rainpelt.

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21 Billystorm

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LEAFSTAR?! Is she CRAZY?! I guess she hasn't learned about PROPER names. Really Firestar you forgot to teach her about that?

It's not his fault his mate named him after a goat. It's foresters fault for bringing him to this agony

At least this one actually exists compare to the 100000 others on this list

Actually, I believe Billystorm was a kittypet and his kittypet name was Billy. Uh, like Leaf turned into Leafdapple into Leafstar? Echo turned into Echosong? I can name more but me too lazy... But seriously, it's weird.

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22 Lostkit

I was writing a warriors story and named a kit this. I changed it later on - Badgerflame

Imagine if this was Brightheart when she was born... - Forestfire

Does this kit get lost a lot?

Lostkit
Mother: Deadheart
Father: Jayno-eyes
Sister(s): Wintersummer
Brother(s): Darkbright
Mate: None
Daughter(s): None
Son(s): None

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23 Semicircle

nice

24 Three-eye

I have Foxy on speed dial.

*looks down sadly*

Creepy.

Foxy get meh backup agents STAR TREK IS ACOMIN!

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25 Fartfang

Haha! I'm DYING!

so funny

26 ShimmeryHappinesskit

I laughed for two minutes straight.

This name doesn't exist.

Lol! - Patchflight

Longess... name...ever! *pants*

27 Electricbook

Wow. Just... Wow. This is the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. I mean, warrior cats Don't even know what a book or electricity is!

I don't think warrior cats know what electric or books are. - Minecraftcrazy530

Electricbook? Really? First of all, how does a cat know what electricity is, let alone a book? Also books aren't electric (unless you're reading on an e reader or something)

What on earth 🌏 is that

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28 Tigerstar Tigerstar Tigerstar is the biggest villain in the Warrior Cats, also the cat that Firestar wants to kill . He has two mates, Goldenflower and Sasha, and four kits, Bramblestar, Tawnypelt, Mothwing, and Hawkfrost . After he dies, he goes to the Dark Forest where he is killed again except this time by Firestar ...read more.

Lol I can't stop laughing right now...I think tiger star is...I feel like for some reason he is misunderstood I mean in his head he probably felt like he would make them all stronger and there would be less fighting and more team work but all he did was really hurt more cats - WolfClawWarriorCats

Wow, a tiger made out of stars

Or a star made out of tigers

Ohhh I love Tigerstar. Some people are just into the heros or
" the good guys "
Totally love da villains.

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29 Fishleg

Was this person naming their cat after a character in How to Train Your Dragon?

Me and my friend made a clan filled with weird cats. This is one of the results

When you decide to trust river clan for a new leg.

What's the matter!
What's the matter of giving a warrior the name 'Fishtail' - cassiabez

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30 Onewhisker

I love this cat

IKR Did onewhisker have one whisker? I mean seriously

This is a real character. And, by the way, Onewhisker, or Onestar, I should say, is a great cat. He protects his clan, and stayed by Tallstars side until Tallstars died. Best cat ever.

He actually had more than one whisker. So, kinda weird. And why would you name your kitten Onekit? Then you'd be teased as an apprentice for being called 'Onepaw'

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31 Robinsong

This one is really nice, not dumb.

DUDE THIS IS A GOOD NAME ANYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY WILL BE EATEN BY ME

I like it

32 Bigeye

Bigeye should get a big eye and see how weird his name is

Honestly what, If you are going to make an oc make try to find a proper name

It sound's like your a big eyed anime

It's meant to be names that don't make sense and this fits it purrfectly purr purr

Lol

33 Littlecloud

Little cloud is a real character. He's one of the best medicine cats, actually.

Well there are some clouds that can be small - cassiabez

Insult him and I'll send foxy to chase you down

You are insulting my mentor! Remind me to feed you deathberries next time you need our help!
- Flametail

I can hear what you say! Thanks for the defense, Flametail.
Let's go pick some deathberries. StarClan will be angry with you. Since we are good cats we won't feed you deathberries. StarClan will punish you!
- Littlecloud
P.S. Stop insulting cats from other Clans! Squirrelflight, Poppyfrost and so many others deserve your respect! Rogues and kittypets like you have no right!

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34 Starcloud

Sounds like a black cat with white splashes and blue eyes.

Wait, that means that if they were to ever become a leader they would be Starstar. :T Okay...

Did you head the entire list?

A Warrior cat can't have a prefix of 'star'.

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35 Ravenbutt

What kind of name is that?!?

This one is mean.

When will someone put an original name on this list... - cassiabez

I feel bad for this warrior,and good for all them she-cats

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36 Dumbbutt

I have Foxy and Mangle's number- I'm calling them now... Foxy's pet cat is Scourge, and Mangle's is Tigerstar.

A mother who knows her kit is retarded is is very honest.

Poor Dumbbutt, his parents are horrible.

Call foxy grandpa and Scorge

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37 Weirdmouth

Why would a leader be so cruel to name someone weirdmouth and shouldn't it be snout?

So funny must stop reading these is bursting out of my chair LOL

Why am I laughing like a five year old?

LOL!

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38 Angelwing

Don't you dare insult this name. Or I WILL get Foxy and Mangle.

Warrior cats don't know what an angel is, you guys

Majestic

I don't think Cats know what Angels are but
Many people drawn Angels with wings so that makes a bit of sense. - cassiabez

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39 Nettlesplash

I think it should be named pinesplash instead wouldn't it be spelled needle

Cool Name! :3

40 Lavafur

Cats don't know what lava is unless they live by a volcano or something

I actually like this name

Is the cat orange?

The what? It should be Firefur, or Flamefur, Or Blazefur! But not Lavafur! I mean, even all the ones I just stated are BAD! Blazepelt or Flamepelt would be much better, and Firefur would be better as Firestep, or Fireflight. But not LAVAFUR. ARE U PLAIN DUM? (No offense to the creator of this list, ik you made-up the name for this.) But it's my opinion.

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41 Pawpaw

I HEART THIS NAME! Not. I heart it so much I want to rip my eyeballs out

Worst name ever. Makes no sense.

Your moms names u paw u pawpaw

When you do to much patty cake

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42 Dungmouth

Did this cat eat dung and now smells like dung?

"Mouse-Brains."

Foxy

so wrong

Um...

43 Onekit

I feel bad for Longtail and Smallear.

What?!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE KIT.

And to think this is Onestar's kit name. "Hmm... There is one kit. Let's name him Onekit! " And to think that Longtail's bame was Longkit. And Longpaw!

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44 Alienpelt

Again Creepy

Is this cat green or something, they have absolutely no idea what an alien even is.
I'm seeing a bright green cat with one cyborg eye.

45 Fourfeet
46 Angrycheetah
47 Foxheart

Why the heck would they name a cat Foxheart? I mean, it's used as an offense and all. What were the Erin's thinking?

Well that name suits her really well
Foxheart it's one of the most annoying cats I've seen. - cassiabez

Umm...That's an insult name. Just like Frostheart, Lemonheart and Mouseheart.

I almost named my oc this,until I loked at how stupid my oc looked

48 Buttclaw

i love it

49 Halffoot

The poor cat who had half his foot bitten or clawed off. (Sob)

Wow, this sure makes sense! ( said with sarcasm, of course)

Was this cat born with only half a foot? Poor cat.

This actually does make sense! No joke!

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50 Jingleheart

Is it just me or does this remind you of one of Santa's elves?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...

It sounds like she is a happy-all-the-time cat. So I think it's a good name.

I like this name but, warrior cats don't know was the word jingle means. I think.

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