Best Ways to Accept the Fact That You Are Michael Jackson Reincarnated
Face the facts people, here are some of the best ways to do it...So...
The Top Ten
1 Drink a glass of water
That's what always helps me
2 Lip sing to NWA's song, "Straight Outta Compton"
3 Pet your pet wildebeest
4 Assassinate a janitor
Use his mop against him...
5 Shave your head
6 Join the I Am Michael Jackson foundation
7 Eat your dogs homework
8 Get vengeance on the man who stole your idea for the DVD Player
9 Eat a snack
10 Dye your skin white
Watch the music video for "You Are Not Alone" then think how the hell could he dye his skin.
He had Vitiligo.
The Contenders
11 Make sure you are from Gen Z or Alpha.
Possibly late Gen Z he died in 2009.
12 Sing and dance to all of MJ's songs
13 Send Tweets to Macaulay Culkin
14 Dress like when he was 12 years old.
Because if reincarnation is real then someone has to be rather young.
15 Have a Peter Pan obsession.
16 When you grow up older, have an extreme inner child.
17 Watch Stark Raving Dad and The Jeffersons
Review on which is your fave.
18 You are born in 2009
19 You are born in 2010
20 You can do the moonwalk
21 Have a special glove
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