Top Ten Ways to Annoy the Australians

PositronWildhawk
Let's hope my cousins in Sydney don't see this before I try these things on them.

The Top Ten

1 Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down

And than maybe post it on Facebook - BigBrotherSucks

2 Buy a significantly long souvenir didgeridoo

I did exactly that when I went to Sydney. I only needed to be seen with it to get stares from the locals. And even now, I can't really say I can play it. - PositronWildhawk

3 Constantly say that the blood is rushing to your head
4 Keep prawns in your pocket ready to "toss on the barbie"
5 Offer to travel by kangaroo

I've always wondered what other countries think of us. - Catlover2004

I asked them if they work better than a Tauntaun. - PositronWildhawk

That would annoy the people in Austrilian and yes I am Austrilian - BigBrotherSucks

6 Bring a jar of Marmite to every meal V 1 Comment
7 "Surf" on solid ground

Haha! They'll only give you a sympathetic look and say "It's alright, Cobber, you must be from England! " - Britgirl

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8 Wear a cork hat to any formal meeting
9 Tease Them About Their Toilets Flushing Backward
10 Wrestle a toy crocodile

The Contenders

11 Tell them they're all Rolf Harris clones

So that means all Australians are world-famous musicians who were tried and arrested for underage sexual offense? Wow. - ArchAces

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12 Act like you've never heard of beer
13 Tell them they're all crims
14 Ask them why they're white if it's so hot there
15 Say "mate" after every sentence
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1. Wear a cork hat to any formal meeting
2. Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down
3. Tease Them About Their Toilets Flushing Backward
BigBrotherSucks
1. Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down
2. Keep prawns in your pocket ready to "toss on the barbie"
3. Buy a significantly long souvenir didgeridoo
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