Top Ten Ways to Annoy the Australians

PositronWildhawk
Let's hope my cousins in Sydney don't see this before I try these things on them.

The Top Ten

1 Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down

And than maybe post it on Facebook - BigBrotherSucks

2 Buy a significantly long souvenir didgeridoo

I did exactly that when I went to Sydney. I only needed to be seen with it to get stares from the locals. And even now, I can't really say I can play it. - PositronWildhawk

3 Constantly say that the blood is rushing to your head
4 Keep prawns in your pocket ready to "toss on the barbie"
5 Offer to travel by kangaroo

I've always wondered what other countries think of us. - Catlover2004

I asked them if they work better than a Tauntaun. - PositronWildhawk

That would annoy the people in Austrilian and yes I am Austrilian - BigBrotherSucks

6 Bring a jar of Marmite to every meal

They will insist that Vegemite is undoubtedly better. False. - PositronWildhawk

7 "Surf" on solid ground

Haha! They'll only give you a sympathetic look and say "It's alright, Cobber, you must be from England! " - Britgirl

Or maybe they would think, "poor lad is afraid to surf on water." - Kiteretsunu

Mm or country could gets lots of people in pain - BigBrotherSucks

8 Wear a cork hat to any formal meeting
9 Wrestle a toy crocodile
10 Tease Them About Their Toilets Flushing Backward

The Contenders

11 Tell them they're all Rolf Harris clones

Now that's just pushing it. - PositronWildhawk

12 Act like you've never heard of beer
13 Tell them they're all crims
14 Say "mate" after every sentence

We do that but only locals are allowed to do this >:(

15 Block a YouTube Video to Australia

I'm aussie and this pisses me of

16 Ask them why they're white if it's so hot there
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1. Wear a cork hat to any formal meeting
2. Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down
3. Tease Them About Their Toilets Flushing Backward
BigBrotherSucks
1. Take photographs of everything while holding the camera upside-down
2. Keep prawns in your pocket ready to "toss on the barbie"
3. Buy a significantly long souvenir didgeridoo
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