Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservativeethanmeinster The Right Wing Republicans of Texas do not approve.
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It's a level in a video game. Sure it's rainbow themed but the level has nothing to do with homosexuality! And yes, I'm a conservative. - RiverClanRocks
I don't mind playing on this course, but I keep falling off the road whenever I make a turn. Conservatives, however, would be more offended though. - ethanmeinster
Ahh! Too many colors! Back in my day, everything was black and white, and since I'm conservative, it should stay that way!
You have to beat them thoughV 3 Comments
Biology can explain if the chicken or egg came first.
If the theory of evolution is true, then chickens evolved from another species way back when because the first organisms were unicellular prokaryotes which evolved into more complex life forms.
The definition of separate species is two species that are unable to mate.
If the species of chicken is unable to mate with any other species, that means the first chicken evolved as a result of reproductive isolation and at one point was unable to mate with the parent species.
This means that genetic mutations or recombination caused the change in variety that made the chicken unable to mate with other species.
Therefore the egg came first and from it hatched the very first chicken.
Says the person who belongs to a group of people who think there are 76 genders. - RockFashionista
They'll just cross out the evolution section and replace it with "intelligent design". - ethanmeinster
It WAS lost by democrats, but back then, democrats were conservative and republicans were liberal.
Make the Republican Party liberal again!
...democrats were the ones who were pro slavery ya idiots - JordanFireStar
150 years later, people like me are still talking about it. - ethanmeinster
Reagan sucked and they praise him... so yes this would annoy them - Lucretia
Reagan did not "legalize" abortions as governor of California. He signed legislation he believed would allow for abortion under very few circumstances.
He fell for the "health of the mother" canard, which quickly morphed into abortion-on-demand, under the rubric of "medical need."
Reagan admitted he was duped, and deeply regretted signing the legislation.
Reagan as governor and president NEVER supported gun control, even after being SHOT.
After leaving office, and with Alzheimer's disease affecting his judgement, he advised Bush 41, after Bush had blocked importation of certain Chinese firearms, that Bush had "done the right thing."
One should not assert things categorically when one has little idea what one is talking about.
They love it so much, it is their only source of news - Lucretia
While you're at it, play anything by Slayer, Gwar, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and ANY death metal band.
Play some Rammstein songs while you're at it.
That won't annoy me much. Even Rammstein won't annoy me though I'm a conservative. But please, don't play Marilyn Manson!
Deicide. Deicide is very evil. - LucretiaV 2 Comments
It clearly states that there's freedom of religion and freedom of speech in the government. I wonder how those Islamophobic, theocratic conservatives would react... - ethanmeinster
And that they'd be a good fit for the Taliban- wait. That's a TAD too far... - Turkeyasylum
No they look better in a bikini. - AlphaQ
I'm just gonna stay out of it and eat some popcorn. - ethanmeinster
Mm mm! I love me some religious wars! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
Why else do I always talk about being bi in front of them? - Lucretia
They also like reading "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin. (Sarcasm intended) - ethanmeinster
Get them to listen to deicide. - Lucretia
Fifty million years on, chimpanzees are still chimpanzees.
How can this be?
The GOD delusion?
I'm pretty sure anyone regardless of whether they're liberal or conservative has given money to the poor at some point in their life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That's why they hate taxes. - Lucretia
What?! Bahaha! Republicans give more money to the poor than democrats do. It's been proven! My parents donate more to private charity than Obozo does each year.
I'm a steadfast conservative in CA, and I donate to the poor.
I know a billboard that says "God listens to Slayer."
Is this blasphemy or it just means God allows it?
No one can accept me being a atheist... which is why I like to talk about it all the time. - Lucretia
Hey, this is America, where you can be as clueless as you choose.
Go for it.
Nothing bad with being a Goth
I only wear it support St. Peter. Not for anti-religious reasons.
LaVey is awesome though... and they praise murderers and this bothers them... - Lucretia
But I hate ze homosexuals because ze bible says I zould hayte them and it is my right! - Lucretia
I don't think conservatives hate Pokemon... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Yes. - Lucretia
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