Top Ten Ways to Annoy a ConservativeThe Right Wing Republicans of Texas do not approve.
The Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative
It's a level in a video game. Sure it's rainbow themed but the level has nothing to do with homosexuality! And yes, I'm a conservative. - RiverClanRocks
I don't mind playing on this course, but I keep falling off the road whenever I make a turn. Conservatives, however, would be more offended though. - ethanmeinster
Ahh! Too many colors! Back in my day, everything was black and white, and since I'm conservative, it should stay that way!
How will this annoy a conservative?
Biology can explain if the chicken or egg came first.
If the theory of evolution is true, then chickens evolved from another species way back when because the first organisms were unicellular prokaryotes which evolved into more complex life forms.
The definition of separate species is two species that are unable to mate.
If the species of chicken is unable to mate with any other species, that means the first chicken evolved as a result of reproductive isolation and at one point was unable to mate with the parent species.
This means that genetic mutations or recombination caused the change in variety that made the chicken unable to mate with other species.
Therefore the egg came first and from it hatched the very first chicken.
They'll just cross out the evolution section and replace it with "intelligent design". - ethanmeinster
So they can learn about evolution. - MrCoolC
That would be brilliant yes. - Powell
It WAS lost by democrats, but back then, democrats were conservative and republicans were liberal.
Make the Republican Party liberal again!
150 years later, people like me are still talking about it. - ethanmeinster
Fox News bad Hentai Haven good - AlphaQ
Honestly every news station is garbage nowadays - Randomator
Fox News is fake news. - MrCoolC
While you're at it, play anything by Slayer, Gwar, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and ANY death metal band.
Play some Rammstein songs while you're at it.
To soft, I'm playing "PAINKILLER! " - Neonco31
That won't annoy me much. Even Rammstein won't annoy me though I'm a conservative. But please, don't play Marilyn Manson!
It clearly states that there's freedom of religion and freedom of speech in the government. I wonder how those Islamophobic, theocratic conservatives would react... - ethanmeinster
If anything all the major social media companies should read the first Amendment. People can say whatever the hell they want about Trump and they won't get in trouble but if someone dare criticizes the left they get their account suspended. The bias is real. - Randomator
And that they'd be a good fit for the Taliban- wait. That's a TAD too far... - Turkeyasylum
No they look better in a bikini. - AlphaQ
They'd look good in a fursuit - RoseWeasley
Hijabs look beautiful - ElSherlock
I'm just gonna stay out of it and eat some popcorn. - ethanmeinster
Mm mm! I love me some religious wars! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
How is this supposed to trigger conservatives? Statistics show that conservatives donate more money to charities than liberals do - TwilightKitsune
I'm pretty sure anyone regardless of whether they're liberal or conservative has given money to the poor at some point in their life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
What?! Bahaha! Republicans give more money to the poor than democrats do. It's been proven! My parents donate more to private charity than Obozo does each year.
I'm a steadfast conservative in CA, and I donate to the poor.
They also like reading "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin. (Sarcasm intended) - ethanmeinster
I know a billboard that says "God listens to Slayer."
Is this blasphemy or it just means God allows it?
Well I certainly don't care if you decide to be atheist or not but just don't attack me for choosing to be Christian. I’m just as entitled to my religion as you are to be Atheist - Randomator
Nothing bad with being a Goth
I only wear it support St. Peter. Not for anti-religious reasons.
I don't think conservatives hate Pokemon... - ModernSpongeBobSucks