Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative

ethanmeinster
The Right Wing Republicans of Texas do not approve.

The Top Ten

1 Play the Rainbow Road Level In Mario Kart

Really? You think we are triggered that eaasily? - 445956

You have to beat them though

It's a level in a video game. Sure it's rainbow themed but the level has nothing to do with homosexuality! And yes, I'm a conservative. - RiverClanRocks

I don't mind playing on this course, but I keep falling off the road whenever I make a turn. Conservatives, however, would be more offended though. - ethanmeinster

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2 Teach Them 7th Grade Biology

So they can learn about evolution. - MrCoolC

No not every liberal would have a fit if you said that there is only two genders stop using stereotypes.

Biology can explain if the chicken or egg came first.

If the theory of evolution is true, then chickens evolved from another species way back when because the first organisms were unicellular prokaryotes which evolved into more complex life forms.

The definition of separate species is two species that are unable to mate.

If the species of chicken is unable to mate with any other species, that means the first chicken evolved as a result of reproductive isolation and at one point was unable to mate with the parent species.

This means that genetic mutations or recombination caused the change in variety that made the chicken unable to mate with other species.

Therefore the egg came first and from it hatched the very first chicken.

SCIENCE!

Nah, do that to liberals, they'll frwak out when they say only 2 genders exist - 445956

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3 Ask If They Think the Earth Is Flat
4 Tell Them That They Lost the Civil War

How does this apply to modern conservatives? And how does this apply to someone like me who’s from a Northern State? - Randomator

It WAS lost by democrats, but back then, democrats were conservative and republicans were liberal.

...democrats were the ones who were pro slavery ya idiots - JordanFireStar

Make the Republican Party liberal again!

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5 Say That Ronald Reagan Was Liberal

Reagan did not "legalize" abortions as governor of California. He signed legislation he believed would allow for abortion under very few circumstances.
He fell for the "health of the mother" canard, which quickly morphed into abortion-on-demand, under the rubric of "medical need."
Reagan admitted he was duped, and deeply regretted signing the legislation.
Reagan as governor and president NEVER supported gun control, even after being SHOT.
After leaving office, and with Alzheimer's disease affecting his judgement, he advised Bush 41, after Bush had blocked importation of certain Chinese firearms, that Bush had "done the right thing."
One should not assert things categorically when one has little idea what one is talking about.

6 Diss Fox News

Honestly every news station is garbage nowadays - Randomator

Fox News is fake news. - MrCoolC

7 Play "Highway to Hell" Really Loud On a Radio

While you're at it, play anything by Slayer, Gwar, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and ANY death metal band.

Play some Rammstein songs while you're at it.

To soft, I'm playing "PAINKILLER! " - Neonco31

That won't annoy me much. Even Rammstein won't annoy me though I'm a conservative. But please, don't play Marilyn Manson!

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8 Read the First Amendment to Them

If anything all the major social media companies should read the first Amendment. People can say whatever the hell they want about Trump and they won't get in trouble but if someone dare criticizes the left they get their account suspended. The bias is real. - Randomator

It clearly states that there's freedom of religion and freedom of speech in the government. I wonder how those Islamophobic, theocratic conservatives would react... - ethanmeinster

Excuse me siir/ma’am, but I think that you’re on a list of this liberals hate

9 Tell Them That They'd Look Good In a Hijab

And that they'd be a good fit for the Taliban- wait. That's a TAD too far... - Turkeyasylum

No they look better in a bikini. - AlphaQ

10 Start a Religious Flame War

I'm just gonna stay out of it and eat some popcorn. - ethanmeinster

Mm mm! I love me some religious wars! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

The Contenders

11 Kiss Someone of the Same Sex in Front of Them
12 Give Money to the Poor

How is this supposed to trigger conservatives? Statistics show that conservatives donate more money to charities than liberals do - TwilightKitsune

I'm pretty sure anyone regardless of whether they're liberal or conservative has given money to the poor at some point in their life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Give money to feed or house the poor WITHOUT going through your political or religious organization.
They take up to 95% of the money given.

What?! Bahaha! Republicans give more money to the poor than democrats do. It's been proven! My parents donate more to private charity than Obozo does each year.

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13 Read Them the God Delusion

They also like reading "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin. (Sarcasm intended) - ethanmeinster

Fifty million years on, chimpanzees are still chimpanzees.
How can this be?
The GOD delusion?
Ironic.

14 Be Gay
15 Wear an Antichrist Superstar T-Shirt
16 Force Them to Watch Gory Horror Movies
17 Tell Them That God Listens to Rock and Roll

I know a billboard that says "God listens to Slayer."

Is this blasphemy or it just means God allows it?

18 Become an Atheist

Well I certainly don't care if you decide to be atheist or not but just don't attack me for choosing to be Christian. I’m just as entitled to my religion as you are to be Atheist - Randomator

Hey, this is America, where you can be as clueless as you choose.
Go for it.

19 Give Away Free South Park Stickers
20 Wear a Slayer Hat
21 Tell Dirty Jokes
22 Dress Gothic

Nothing bad with being a Goth

23 Wear a Cross of St. Peter

I only wear it support St. Peter. Not for anti-religious reasons.

24 Spray Paint the Heartagram On a Brick Wall
25 Convert to LaVeyan Satanism
26 Tell Them That Homosexuals Are Nice People
27 Tell Them to Play Pokemon

I don't think conservatives hate Pokemon... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

28 Make Them Watch Family Guy
29 Make them watch Sausage Party
30 Force them to watch Religulous
31 Tell Them The Truth
32 Tell Them You Need to Go to Your Safe Space
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