Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative

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The Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative

Play the Rainbow Road Level in Mario Kart

It's a level in a video game. Sure it's rainbow themed but the level has nothing to do with homosexuality! And yes, I'm a conservative. - RiverClanRocks

I don't mind playing on this course, but I keep falling off the road whenever I make a turn. Conservatives, however, would be more offended though. - ethanmeinster

Ahh! Too many colors! Back in my day, everything was black and white, and since I'm conservative, it should stay that way!

How will this annoy a conservative?

Teach Them 7th Grade Biology

Biology can explain if the chicken or egg came first.

If the theory of evolution is true, then chickens evolved from another species way back when because the first organisms were unicellular prokaryotes which evolved into more complex life forms.

The definition of separate species is two species that are unable to mate.

If the species of chicken is unable to mate with any other species, that means the first chicken evolved as a result of reproductive isolation and at one point was unable to mate with the parent species.

This means that genetic mutations or recombination caused the change in variety that made the chicken unable to mate with other species.

Therefore the egg came first and from it hatched the very first chicken.


They'll just cross out the evolution section and replace it with "intelligent design". - ethanmeinster

So they can learn about evolution. - MrCoolC

Ask If They Think the Earth is Flat

That would be brilliant yes. - Powell

Tell Them that They Lost the Civil War

It WAS lost by democrats, but back then, democrats were conservative and republicans were liberal.

Make the Republican Party liberal again!

150 years later, people like me are still talking about it. - ethanmeinster

Say that Ronald Reagan Was Liberal
Diss Fox News

Fox News bad Hentai Haven good - AlphaQ

Honestly every news station is garbage nowadays - Randomator

Fox News is fake news. - MrCoolC

Play "Highway to Hell" Really Loud on a Radio

While you're at it, play anything by Slayer, Gwar, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, and ANY death metal band.

Play some Rammstein songs while you're at it.

To soft, I'm playing "PAINKILLER! " - Neonco31

That won't annoy me much. Even Rammstein won't annoy me though I'm a conservative. But please, don't play Marilyn Manson!

Read the First Amendment to Them

It clearly states that there's freedom of religion and freedom of speech in the government. I wonder how those Islamophobic, theocratic conservatives would react... - ethanmeinster

If anything all the major social media companies should read the first Amendment. People can say whatever the hell they want about Trump and they won't get in trouble but if someone dare criticizes the left they get their account suspended. The bias is real. - Randomator

Tell Them that They'd Look Good in a Hijab

And that they'd be a good fit for the Taliban- wait. That's a TAD too far... - Turkeyasylum

No they look better in a bikini. - AlphaQ

They'd look good in a fursuit - RoseWeasley

Hijabs look beautiful - ElSherlock

Start a Religious Flame War

I'm just gonna stay out of it and eat some popcorn. - ethanmeinster

Mm mm! I love me some religious wars! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

The Contenders

Kiss Someone of the Same Sex in Front of Them
Give Money to the Poor

How is this supposed to trigger conservatives? Statistics show that conservatives donate more money to charities than liberals do - TwilightKitsune

I'm pretty sure anyone regardless of whether they're liberal or conservative has given money to the poor at some point in their life. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

What?! Bahaha! Republicans give more money to the poor than democrats do. It's been proven! My parents donate more to private charity than Obozo does each year.

I'm a steadfast conservative in CA, and I donate to the poor.

Read Them the God Delusion

They also like reading "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin. (Sarcasm intended) - ethanmeinster

Be Gay
Have a Threesome
Wear an Antichrist Superstar T-Shirt
Force Them to Watch Gory Horror Movies
Tell Them that God Listens to Rock and Roll

I know a billboard that says "God listens to Slayer."

Is this blasphemy or it just means God allows it?

Become an Atheist

Well I certainly don't care if you decide to be atheist or not but just don't attack me for choosing to be Christian. I’m just as entitled to my religion as you are to be Atheist - Randomator

Give Away Free South Park Stickers
Wear a Slayer Hat
Tell Dirty Jokes
Dress Gothic

Nothing bad with being a Goth

Wear a Cross of St. Peter

I only wear it support St. Peter. Not for anti-religious reasons.

Spray Paint the Heartagram on a Brick Wall
Convert to Laveyan Satanism
Tell Them that Homosexuals are Nice People
Tell Them to Play Pokemon

I don't think conservatives hate Pokemon... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Make Them Watch Family Guy
Make Them Watch Sausage Party
Force Them to Watch Religulous
Tell Them the Truth
Tell Them You Need to Go to Your Safe Space
Talk About Gun Control
Say You Don't Like Trump
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