Top 10 Ways to Annoy Nicki Minaj

The Top Ten

1 Dirty Up her House AfterShe's Done Cleaning It

Well this would anyone EVERYONE. I hate chores and masturbating while doing them so this WILL annoy me. - AlphaQ

Oh my God! I'd so do this! - Powerfulgirl10

Break her back!

This is a very stupid list filled with stupid comments from some nicki minaj haters but look whose making more money than u oh yea her not you lames haha nicki fan forever!

2 Play Really Loud Sirens

Or just play her own songs really loud instead. - Lucretia

Or play songs from LuLu. - AlphaQ

3 Have Gordon Ramsay Yell at Her
4 Fool Her Into Drinking Horse Drool

What?! Seriously... this one is ridiculous but funny at the same time

5 Throw Her Dishes Everywhere
6 Throw Eggs at Her
7 Make Her Do All of Your Chores
8 Trick Her into Eating Sour Foods
9 Play the Piano Really Bad
10 Steal Her Car for a Joyride

Oh yah baby! Let go for a ride!

A Barbie reference - Neonco31

Drive at 350 km/h and drive into the beach and leave her car to drown. - ThePwoperMuser101

The Contenders

11 Throw a Pizza In her Face

Make it a very nasty pizza, with liver and anchovies and spinach and goose fat, and make this sauce full of oil. - Lucretia

12 Play Her Own Songs for 54 Hours on End
13 Play the Guitar Really Bad

Would sound amazing compared to her music - Lucretia

14 Bring a Llama with You and Have It Spit in her Face


15 Tell Her that Her Rapping Sucks and She Has No Talent

Lol if I could I would do this but I might be a bit more well... vulgar and aggressive.

Lets have a good rapper like... a good one... tell her that - Lucretia

16 Fill her Bathtub with Dirt

Or something nastier, like rotton cottage cheese, human stomach acid... dirt is a good idea. - Lucretia

17 Force Her to Play Flappy Bird for 30 Days
18 Force Her to Watch Barney the Dinosaur

Tell her the songs are better than Anaconda

Or force her to be arounf Barney the Dinasour - Lucretia

19 Duck Tape her Mouth Shut

Her rapping would be worse - Lucretia

20 Pepper Spray Her

I can already hear her screaming from the spray burning her eyes. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Or rubbing alcohol spray her eyes... - Lucretia

21 Make Annoying Sounds

She will respond by making more annoying ones - Lucretia

22 Keep Interrupting Her while She's Talking
23 Shoot Her with Spitballs

I think Jacob Sartorius deserves that even more!

24 Dump Paint on Her
25 Give Her a Noogie
26 Glue Headphones to her Ears and Play Both Stupid Hoe and Anaconda for 73 Hours
27 Make Chicken Noises
28 Force Her to Listen to Justin Bieber

But Nicki Minaj hates anti-Beliebers! SCREW YOU THEN, NICKI MINAJ! So if you got Nicki Minaj to listen to Justin Bieber, it is impossible to force Nicki Minaj to listen to Justin Bieber unless she isn't in the mood for it.

I don't agree with anything on the list even though I hate her except this one, make it beauty and a beat

29 Give Her a Wet Willy
30 Fart On her Face

Now that just mean... but I love to do it in her face

31 Make Her do Homework

Would I have straght Fs or straght A's?

32 Call Her the Worst Rapper Ever

I could imagine how furious Ariana Grande, Jacob Sartorius and Justin Bieber would be if they heard Nicki Minaj be called the worst rapper ever.

33 Throw Tomatoes at Her
34 Say the Word "Balls" a Million Times
35 Compare Her to Poop

I'd say Jared Milton is more deserving of it.

36 Lock Her In a Locker

You betcha

Imagine how furious bieberluvr1234 wuld be if this officially happened. :O

37 Annoy Her with Slide Whistles

This is reminding me of SpongeBob... - Minecraftcrazy530

38 Have Pigeons Poop on her Car
39 Play Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

She's a Beliber, and JB was the one who made the song famous so I assume she likes it.

40 Give Her a Wedgie
41 Spray Her with a Hose
42 Interrupt Her while She's Talking
43 Copy Her
44 Throw Water Balls at Her
45 Throw a Stink Bomb at Her
46 Stuff Her Face with Socks
47 Have Your Dog Bark a Lot
48 Tickle Her
49 Draw on her Face
50 Nudge Her a Lot
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Top Remixes

1. Play Really Loud Sirens
2. Dirty Up her House AfterShe's Done Cleaning It
3. Throw Her Dishes Everywhere
1. Fool Her Into Drinking Horse Drool
2. Throw Eggs at Her
3. Trick Her into Eating Sour Foods


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