Ways to Annoy Roronoa Zoro

Many ways to annoy the cool and calm swordsman. Luffy and Sanji should try these.

The Top Ten

1 Tell him Sanji is much cooler

2 Ask for his autograph, then say you mistook him for Sanji

3 Tell him three swords are for sissies

I gotta admit, Zoro wielding three swords is at least better than what can Kirito can do with wielding just two swords.

4 Tell him swords are for losers

5 Steal his Swords

6 Call him Zoro-kun

7 Put stick figure drawings of him and Tashigi holding hands around the whole ship

8 Sellotape his mouth while sleeping

9 Tell him Cabaji is cooler than him

10 Stick out your lower lip and make fun of him Sanji Style

The Contenders

11 Make fun of his late friend Kuina

what if the Kuina that died wasn't actually the real Kuina? what if Kuina actually survived & the one that died been someone else who had a Disguise Disguise Fruit? & the individual that died faked their own death the entire time which successfully deceived everyone, an this unknown Devil Fruit user being a master of disguises due to them nearly awakening their Devil Fruit & this individual being a unknown archrival/archenemy of Zoro? an this individual who had been living in secret watching Zoro grow & predicting his potential as a Pirate Hunter & Swordsman

12 Call him "Marimo"

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