Top Ten Ways to Annoy Tall People

No offense tall people everyone feel free to type your height.

The Top Ten

1 Call them giraffe

I nickname my highschool bully Giraffe Girl in my head (I don't actually say it out loud) because she bullied me for being short but then the teachers punished her. Haha - Lunala

I Do That To Most Of My Classmates. I Can Get Pretty Annoying And I'm 5'2" - AlphaQ

I call a dude that at school. He's 6'4" - PizzaGuy

I'm 4'11 and I'm 10, my friends call me a giraffe. **** them all

2 Say "How is the weather up there?"

A little rainy. Is it rainy too down there- oh wait, I forgot, you're at the deep-sea level, so no rain... (jk lol. Anyways, I'm not very tall, I'm just among the tallest in class and in my family) - FireWasp2004

I did this once to a tall boy he said its good how is it down there little buddy I said good he just have me a noogie to embarrass me his arm pits smelled horrible but it was nasty his sweat was all over my face I learnt my lesson we are friends now though when we get mad at each other he says remember what happened you want another noogie but yeah I don't want to make him mad he could whup me.

3 Call them stretch
4 Ask if they play basketball

This really does annoy me. I often get surrounded by sports idiots who assume that I'm a Sports God because I'm 6'4". I can tolerate people asking me to reach for things, but this I just can't. - PositronWildhawk

I'll probably end up tall. And yes, everything on this list will annoy me. - funnyuser

I can thank you very much - AnonymousChick

I am tall, and my mom wants me to play basketball.

5 Call them tree top
6 Beat them up

This list is mean.

Yiu can't beat a tall guy up. That's physically impossible. - AlphaQ

7 Ask them if they can get you something from a high shelf

This happens all the time."Hey, girl, can you reach for that? ". I do it out of friendliness, but after a while it drives me insane. - DogsUnleashed

Hey can you reach my iPad Pro for me? - AlphaQ

8 Call them bigfoot

I do this all the time. And they give me a look that makes me thank god that looks can't kill! Laugh out loud - megadbz123

I do this all the time. - AlphaQ

Got called pennywise the clown for having 15 UK (16 US) chuck taylor shoes

9 Tell them how big their foot is

I'm bout a size 15.5

I'm bout a size 6.5. - AlphaQ

10 Tell them they're tall

Random stranger: "Wow, buddy, you're tall! "
Positron: "What, really? Thank you, I had no idea! That would explain the ceiling being too close for comfort." - PositronWildhawk

It was fine at first, but now it just annoys me!

My modeling teacher: How old are you?
Me: I'm 11
Teacher: Wow! My son is 8 and like half of you!
Me: I'm 156cm tall (5'1''), what's the problem?
Teacher: You just are so tall!
Me: My classmates are 11 and 162cm tall (5'3''), call me tall again and I'll quit modelin

The Contenders

11 Kick their shins and say "no stilts, then?"

This is funny to me. You sit up there making a list that bullies short people but when it is the other way around its bad.

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12 Get them mad and run in something where they can't fit
13 Ask them for a piggyback ride

I do this all the time to my fat older brother who's 6'3" and he always drives me into a door which ends up broken. - AlphaQ

I do this to my big brother. I sometimes go ahead and jump on his back! - funnyuser

Gimme a piggyback ride, Pos. - AlphaQ

14 Do you shop at a tall person store?

I could just imagine... haha! - funnyuser

15 Call them a giant
16 "Skinny, just skinny, skinny"

I'm skinny too so... - AlphaQ

17 Ask them to come caving

Yes I would love to watch you crawl through spaces I can't fit.

18 If it's a girl tell them to wear high heels

I told a girl this once she picked me up and said don't mess with me I know your trying to do this cause I will look really tall.

19 Untie their shoe laces
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