Top Ten Ways to Annoy Tall People

No offense tall people everyone feel free to type your height.

The Top Ten

1 Call them giraffe

@the 10 w/ 4'11 - when I was 11, my height was 5'5", nobody cared about it.

I nickname my highschool bully Giraffe Girl in my head (I don't actually say it out loud) because she bullied me for being short but then the teachers punished her. Haha - Lunala

I Do That To Most Of My Classmates. I Can Get Pretty Annoying And I'm 5'2" - AlphaQ

I call a dude that at school. He's 6'4" - PizzaGuy

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2 Say "How is the weather up there?"

I did this once to a tall boy he said its good how is it down there little buddy I said good he just have me a noogie to embarrass me his arm pits smelled horrible but it was nasty his sweat was all over my face I learnt my lesson we are friends now though when we get mad at each other he says remember what happened you want another noogie but yeah I don't want to make him mad he could whup me.

3 Call them stretch
4 Ask if they play basketball

This really does annoy me. I often get surrounded by sports idiots who assume that I'm a Sports God because I'm 6'4". I can tolerate people asking me to reach for things, but this I just can't. - PositronWildhawk

I'll probably end up tall. And yes, everything on this list will annoy me. - funnyuser

I can thank you very much - AnonymousChick

I am tall, and my mom wants me to play basketball.

5 Beat them up

Alpha Q unless if a average or short person is very strong, then that's different.

This list is mean.

Yiu can't beat a tall guy up. That's physically impossible. - AlphaQ

6 Call them tree top
7 Ask them if they can get you something from a high shelf

I am taller than my mom and aunts and sometimes I have to get stuff from tall shelves for them

This happens all the time."Hey, girl, can you reach for that? ". I do it out of friendliness, but after a while it drives me insane. - DogsUnleashed

Hey can you reach my iPad Pro for me? - AlphaQ

8 Call them bigfoot

Got called pennywise the clown for having 15 UK (16 US) chuck taylor shoes

I do this all the time. And they give me a look that makes me thank god that looks can't kill! Laugh out loud - megadbz123

I do this all the time. - AlphaQ

9 Tell them they're tall

Random stranger: "Wow, buddy, you're tall! "
Positron: "What, really? Thank you, I had no idea! That would explain the ceiling being too close for comfort." - PositronWildhawk

It was fine at first, but now it just annoys me!

My modeling teacher: How old are you?
Me: I'm 11
Teacher: Wow! My son is 8 and like half of you!
Me: I'm 156cm tall (5'1''), what's the problem?
Teacher: You just are so tall!
Me: My classmates are 11 and 162cm tall (5'3''), call me tall again and I'll quit modelin

10 Kick their shins and say "no stilts, then?"

I'm pretty tall and this one is the only thing on this list that would actually annoy me. - Incontrollable9_YT

I ask you, do you find anything comical about this? Shame on you. - PositronWildhawk

This is funny to me. You sit up there making a list that bullies short people but when it is the other way around its bad.

The Contenders

11 Tell them how big their foot is

I'm bout a size 15.5

I'm bout a size 6.5. - AlphaQ

12 Get them mad and run in something where they can't fit

Similar to Tom and Jerry.

13 Call them a giant
14 Ask them for a piggyback ride

I do this all the time to my fat older brother who's 6'3" and he always drives me into a door which ends up broken. - AlphaQ

I do this to my big brother. I sometimes go ahead and jump on his back! - funnyuser

Gimme a piggyback ride, Pos. - AlphaQ

15 Do you shop at a tall person store?

I could just imagine... haha! - funnyuser

16 "Skinny, just skinny, skinny"

I'm skinny too so... - AlphaQ

17 Ask them to come caving

Yes I would love to watch you crawl through spaces I can't fit.

18 Swear at them

I have an OC who is 7ft tall and would probably cry if someone did this... I'm 5'2 myself :P

19 Take your pants off and sit on their shoes

I did this to my friend and she kicked me in the head so hard I blacked out

20 If it's a girl tell them to wear high heels

I told a girl this once she picked me up and said don't mess with me I know your trying to do this cause I will look really tall.

21 Untie their shoe laces
22 Ask them to get out of the car and tell them oh your legs are long enough. You’ll take 10 steps and you’re there!
23 Call Them Josephine
24 Flip them off
25 Poop on them
26 Pee on them
27 Bite them
28 Scratch the Back of Their Necks
29 Dig your nails into them
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