Top Ten Ways to Annoy Tall People

I nickname my highschool bully Giraffe Girl in my head (I don't actually say it out loud) because she bullied me for being short but then the teachers punished her. Haha

I call a dude that at school. He's 6'4"

I'm 4'11 and I'm 10, my friends call me a giraffe. **** them all

@the 10 w/ 4'11 - when I was 11, my height was 5'5", nobody cared about it.

I did this once to a tall boy he said its good how is it down there little buddy I said good he just have me a noogie to embarrass me his arm pits smelled horrible but it was nasty his sweat was all over my face I learnt my lesson we are friends now though when we get mad at each other he says remember what happened you want another noogie but yeah I don't want to make him mad he could whup me.

This really does annoy me. I often get surrounded by sports idiots who assume that I'm a Sports God because I'm 6'4". I can tolerate people asking me to reach for things, but this I just can't.

I'll probably end up tall. And yes, everything on this list will annoy me.

I am tall, and my mom wants me to play basketball.

I can thank you very much

This happens all the time."Hey, girl, can you reach for that? ". I do it out of friendliness, but after a while it drives me insane.

I am taller than my mom and aunts and sometimes I have to get stuff from tall shelves for them

Hey can you reach my iPad Pro for me?

I do this all the time. And they give me a look that makes me thank god that looks can't kill! Laugh out loud

Got called pennywise the clown for having 15 UK (16 US) chuck taylor shoes

I do this all the time.

Random stranger: "Wow, buddy, you're tall! "
Positron: "What, really? Thank you, I had no idea! That would explain the ceiling being too close for comfort."

My modeling teacher: How old are you?
Me: I'm 11
Teacher: Wow! My son is 8 and like half of you!
Me: I'm 156cm tall (5'1''), what's the problem?
Teacher: You just are so tall!
Me: My classmates are 11 and 162cm tall (5'3''), call me tall again and I'll quit modelin

It was fine at first, but now it just annoys me!

This is funny to me. You sit up there making a list that bullies short people but when it is the other way around its bad.

I'm pretty tall and this one is the only thing on this list that would actually annoy me.

I ask you, do you find anything comical about this? Shame on you.

Similar to Tom and Jerry.

I do this all the time to my fat older brother who's 6'3" and he always drives me into a door which ends up broken.

I do this to my big brother. I sometimes go ahead and jump on his back!

Gimme a piggyback ride, Pos.

I could just imagine... haha!

Yes I would love to watch you crawl through spaces I can't fit.

I told a girl this once she picked me up and said don't mess with me I know your trying to do this cause I will look really tall.