Top Ten Ways to Annoy TheTopTens User Positronwildhawk

Ways to annoy the very white and nerdy Posi'. (This is not made to make fun of TopTenners)
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Call him MainstreamWildhawk

I have no intention of calling him this, and I never will. But I voted for it anyway. 2% away from being number one.

I'm going to call him this every day until this comment has 20 thumbs up.

Hey MainstreamWildhawk, can I have your bacon sandwich?

Yo MainstreamWildhawk Nicki Minaj is awesome

Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl

Thanks for killing me with this one.

Why is positron being teased with britgirl,is there something I missed?

I think that's also how you annoy Keyson.

Which I will do jk

Argue that science is boring

Hey Science ROCKS!,in other words it's the complete opposite of Justin Bieber.and frankly in my class,if anyone says physics is boring or bio is crap I feel like going crazy because they don't have brain standards to understand how epic it is,but is an ultra epic way to annoy anyone who likes science

Science is boring, man. Why not take a break from that garbage and watch something fun like Nicki Minaj twerking and grinding on your potions, MainstreamWildhawk?

Mainstreamwildhawk, science is not fun in school, but if you actually do experiments for most of the time...

Science is the coolest thing ever! My favorite type of science is astronomy.

Praise Nicki Minaj

I had a conversation with him about the worst singers. He convinced me that Nicki Minaj is the absolute worst.

Niki Minaj is amazing. (Okay, I hate her too, I was just trying to add a little humor. Heck, it's not working.)

Positron, Anaconda is the best! Try it! Yo' momma told me that you liked listening to Nicki Minaj!

Nicki Minaj is very Talented!.. My Bleach killed itself before I could drink it!

Take his deadmau5 songs away from his iTunes (if he has iTunes) and replace it with a chainsaw noise

You can do better. Replace my awesome electronic music with hip-hop and country-western.

I don't like electronic music, but I would never do something cruel like that.

Replace his electronic songs with Blood On The Dance Floor, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, bad country music songs. Or even worse, Hello Kitty Suicide Squad, that music is nothing but a cheap beat and a girl screaming until your ears bleed.

I'd prefer hearing chainsaw noise than Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj.

Force him to watch sports and play rap music

I like both so that would be good for me.

Also Moby began rapping and he plays basketball and soccer/football.-LitSavage

Hey you! Win the championship basketball game! and listen to Eminem! or I. Will kill you!

Hey, watch FIFA! And hear 24 hours of Anaconda, Stupid Hoe and Monster by Nicki Minaj?

Dude,stop viewing this list and go play some basketball with your friends,and they like rap music so being your radio,if you don't I will hunt you down

Argue at him for hating rap and Eminem

I think many people argue about this with MainstreamWildhawk and those rap fans have really good points.

I hate rap and Eminem too, you're not alone. I prefer Green Day.

Dude, I agree with you 100%. I can't stand Eminem! Have you heard "Fack? "

Rap and Eminem are awesome and you should think that!

Get him the song Beauty and the Beast

Its by Nicki Minaj an Justin Beiber your 2 worst singers

Again, see my Britgirl comment dislike comment

Haha hey watch it on YouTube it secretly has your fave singer ps just kidding also everyone one can read this but apart from positron

Ok,I just gotta put it in the folder with the chainsaw...

Argue that an interesting field of science serves no purpose

Excuse me,but your so called profile picture makes no sense and is probably a human lung instead


Ahhh! That stuck my brain,but if it worked on me it should work on anyone who loves science

Not understanding science in fact, diss it to his face

What is science?

Not understanding science? Well Pos, I'm afraid I've annoyed you... A lot! But hey, that's what friends do!

I don't understand science,TELL ME SCIENCE

I dunno what science is?! HELP ME

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Tell him he got all that science stuff from his iPad

I just argued with you about how science serves no purpose,do you really want to prove your points that you got from your IPAD

Which you just did

Bruh u just got it from your I pad


Make him listen to Rap Music

You probably won't see this, but I implore you, PositronWildhawk, to check out instrumental hip hop. DJ Shadow and J Dilla are excellent examples. It's basically hip hop, but without lyrics.

Listen to Eminem or I will murder you!

He might at least like Tupac.

Muck up his chemical stuff

Please. I'm a physicist, not a chemist.

Ask if if he knows that he is tall

This needs to be higher than this.


Hey,doesn't planets behind earth revolve around your face

Are you tal?

Ask him if his username comes from a Transformer

My god. This should work.

Optimus Positron

Three Year Old: *Plays With Transformers And A Hawk*
Me: Hey, Come Look At This TopTenner

So I saw the title of the list,and I see the purpose of this list was how to annoy a transformer

Don't understand his sarcasm

Um,yes,your welcome-I didn't understand-

When he ask you to collaborate on his list say "Darude Sandstorm" and be gone

I'll think about this.

More like rickrolled

Um,darude sandstorm,byeee

Positron wildhawk:hey,wanna help me with my new list
Me:um,darude sandstorm-exits the website-
Positron wildhawk:well,that was awkward,

Diss deadmau5

SelfDestruct did a lot more than that to annoy me. It wasn't funny.

Hello class,welcome to a sarcastic overview of deadmau5

One word- SelfDestruct

Deadmau5 sucks,[it's a joke]

Ask him if he plays basketball

Do you play basketball

I also get kind of annoyed with this question

Do u play basketball,I've played for five years

But he is perfect for basketball,because of how tall he is,I need to ask him if he knows that

Tell him that you will eat his mom

I am a yoshi and I will eat your mom and turn her into a egg

Not gonna lie this one made me chuckle

I am a lion,and I will feast on your mother

Make a post where you rant about how physics is boring

Physic is really boring because it is for nerds and is complicated even more than maths and even explaining how physics is boring takes ages to write it is related to science which sucks and u should understand real physics like how nicki and Bieber are awesome better than u even overall physics is boring and I got a d in it so that proves it's the worst in the world cause physics proved I'm completely awesome the only non boring physics and I am devoting this post to how boring physics is and life would be less boring without physics thank you for reading my comment on how boring physics is LOL I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE so BAD

I'm sure it would be a very tedious post.

Hey guess what I'm making people,a new blog post,it's called a sarcastic overview of physics!

Praise Justin Bieber

I'm pretty sure this would annoy anyone...

Bieber is my king. And I just love him he's music is great better than the Beatles baby is defs the best song ever

I heart Justin Bieber,he my homie(jk,he's nobody's homie,

Tell him that he should date Britgirl

Britgirl would be perfect for u

Positron,I see you are single,but no hard feelings,I have found the perfect match for you,her name is britgirl,and if keyson comes,I'll just tie him up

This isn't a dating sight though

Do you think he actually cares?

Eat his bacon sandwich

I'll bury it on the ground for compost. It's eco-friendly!

*Munch munch* say what now? *munch munch*

Your sandwich is delicious buddy

Lol, good one, whoever posted this.

Make a blog post 'Sarcastic overview of Sarcasm'

A visitor already did.

This blog post is alrrady exist.

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