Top Ten Ways to Annoy TheTopTens User Positronwildhawk

Ways to annoy the very white and nerdy Posi'. (This is not made to make fun of TopTenners)

The Top Ten

1 Call him MainstreamWildhawk

I'm going to call him this every day until this comment has 20 thumbs up. - Puga

This has to be number one, people. - PositronWildhawk

I have no intention of calling him this, and I never will. But I voted for it anyway. 2% away from being number one. - Wolftail

Lol - TeamRocket747

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2 Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl

Thanks for killing me with this one. - Mumbizz01

Why is positron being teased with britgirl,is there something I missed? - Toucan

I think that's also how you annoy Keyson. - ethanmeinster

Which I will do jk - TheYoshiPyro64

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3 Argue that science is boring

I can drive my arguments with my fists as well as my mind. - PositronWildhawk

Mainstreamwildhawk, science is not fun in school, but if you actually do experiments for most of the time... - DapperPickle

There are several types of science I find fascinating - bobbythebrony

Nah I love science AHEM
Hey MainstreamWildhawk, why watch boring science all day? You know you should stop posting nice things bout britgirl shes too good for you. Just watch funny Nicki Minaj videos! come on listen to hip hop and country not electric! Play some sports, listen to some Beauty and Beast, play some rap music come on! Stop obsessing over Transformers and get some Eminem!

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4 Praise Nicki Minaj

I had a conversation with him about the worst singers. He convinced me that Nicki Minaj is the absolute worst. - funnyuser

Positron, Anaconda is the best! Try it! Yo' momma told me that you liked listening to Nicki Minaj! - ethanmeinster

Stupid Hoe is awesome, Positron. You should at least give it a try, haha! - Kiteretsunu

Nicki Minaj is a stupid hoe! - PeeledBanana

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5 Take his deadmau5 songs away from his iTunes (if he has iTunes) and replace it with a chainsaw noise

You can do better. Replace my awesome electronic music with hip-hop and country-western. - PositronWildhawk

I don't like electronic music, but I would never do something cruel like that. - McKing1003

Replace his electronic songs with Blood On The Dance Floor, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, bad country music songs. Or even worse, Hello Kitty Suicide Squad, that music is nothing but a cheap beat and a girl screaming until your ears bleed. - AnimeDrawer

Oh thanks for the idea,now can I borrow your MP3,I need to download a really cool dubstep*A troll face appers* - Nateawesomeness

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6 Force him to watch sports and play rap music

Hey, watch FIFA! And hear 24 hours of Anaconda, Stupid Hoe and Monster by Nicki Minaj? - ArigatoKawaii

I would be really happy if that happened to me because I like them both - AlphaQ

Hey you! Win the championship basketball game! and listen to Eminem! or I. Will kill you! - Nateawesomeness

Watch Tennis And Listen To Eminem - MarshallDerp

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7 Argue at him for hating rap and Eminem

This is something that I'm used to, if I'm honest. - PositronWildhawk

Eminem is a decent rapper, but his fanbase annoy the hell out of me because they can't respect the people who don't love Eminem. If you hate/dislike him, that's fine, everyone has their opinion

I hate rap and Eminem too, you're not alone. I prefer Green Day. - XxFoxyMeepzxX

Rap and Eminem are awesome and you should think that! - TheYoshiPyro64

Eminem's okay. - isaaonrtdmtr

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8 Get him the song Beauty and the Beast

Its by Nicki Minaj an Justin Beiber your 2 worst singers - BigBrotherSucks

Again, see my Britgirl comment dislike comment - TheYoshiPyro64

Haha hey watch it on YouTube it secretly has your fave singer ps just kidding also everyone one can read this but apart from positron

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9 Argue that an interesting field of science serves no purpose

Excuse me,but your so called profile picture makes no sense and is probably a human lung instead - Nateawesomeness

Ahhh! That stuck my brain,but if it worked on me it should work on anyone who loves science - Toucan

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10 Not understanding science in fact, diss it to his face

What is science? - TheYoshiPyro64

Not understanding science? Well Pos, I'm afraid I've annoyed you... A lot! But hey, that's what friends do! - keycha1n

I don't understand science,TELL ME SCIENCE - Nateawesomeness

WUT IS A SEED - immatrollhateme

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The Contenders

11 Tell him he got all that science stuff from his iPad

Which you just did - TheYoshiPyro64

I just argued with you about how science serves no purpose,do you really want to prove your points that you got from your IPAD - Nateawesomeness

IPAD IPAD IPAD - immatrollhateme

*Points at positrons house*
Hey you know who lives here,a great big PHONY(family guy reference) - Nateawesomeness

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12 Make him listen to Rap Music

Listen to Eminem or I will murder you! - Nateawesomeness

You probably won't see this, but I implore you, PositronWildhawk, to check out instrumental hip hop. DJ Shadow and J Dilla are excellent examples. It's basically hip hop, but without lyrics. - Sop

13 Don't understand his sarcasm

Um,yes,your welcome-I didn't understand- - Nateawesomeness

14 Muck up his chemical stuff

Please. I'm a physicist, not a chemist. - PositronWildhawk

15 Ask if if he knows that he is tall

This needs to be higher than this. - funnyuser

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16 Ask him if his username comes from a Transformer

So I saw the title of the list,and I see the purpose of this list was how to annoy a transformer - Nateawesomeness

*first time on TheTopTens*Hey,this transformer is really smart - Nateawesomeness

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17 When he ask you to collaborate on his list say "Darude Sandstorm" and be gone

I'll think about this. - MontyPython

More like rickrolled - lolingdog9000

Um,darude sandstorm,byeee - Nateawesomeness

Positron wildhawk:hey,wanna help me with my new list
Me:um,darude sandstorm-exits the website-
Positron wildhawk:well,that was awkward, - Nateawesomeness

18 Diss deadmau5

SelfDestruct did a lot more than that to annoy me. It wasn't funny. - PositronWildhawk

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19 Ask him if he plays basketball

I also get kind of annoyed with this question

But he is perfect for basketball,because of how tall he is,I need to ask him if he knows that - Nateawesomeness

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20 Make a post where you rant about how physics is boring

Physic is really boring because it is for nerds and is complicated even more than maths and even explaining how physics is boring takes ages to write it is related to science which sucks and u should understand real physics like how nicki and Bieber are awesome better than u even overall physics is boring and I got a d in it so that proves it's the worst in the world cause physics proved I'm completely awesome the only non boring physics and I am devoting this post to how boring physics is and life would be less boring without physics thank you for reading my comment on how boring physics is LOL I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE so BAD

I'm sure it would be a very tedious post. - PositronWildhawk

Hey guess what I'm making people,a new blog post,it's called a sarcastic overview of physics! - Nateawesomeness

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1. Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl
2. Force him to watch sports and play rap music
3. Get him the song Beauty and the Beast
1. Call him MainstreamWildhawk
2. Argue that an interesting field of science serves no purpose
3. Argue that science is boring
1. Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl
2. Make him listen to Rap Music
3. Argue that science is boring

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