Top Ten Ways to Annoy TheTopTens User Positronwildhawk

Ways to annoy the very white and nerdy Posi'. (This is not made to make fun of TopTenners)

The Top Ten

1 Call him MainstreamWildhawk

I'm going to call him this every day until this comment has 20 thumbs up. - Puga

This has to be number one, people. - PositronWildhawk

I have no intention of calling him this, and I never will. But I voted for it anyway. 2% away from being number one. - Wolftail

Yo MainstreamWildhawk Nicki Minaj is awesome - MrQuaz680

2 Dislike his comment every time he says something nice about BritGirl

Thanks for killing me with this one. - Mumbizz01

Why is positron being teased with britgirl,is there something I missed? - Toucan

I think that's also how you annoy Keyson. - ethanmeinster

Which I will do jk

3 Argue that science is boring

I can drive my arguments with my fists as well as my mind. - PositronWildhawk

Mainstreamwildhawk, science is not fun in school, but if you actually do experiments for most of the time... - DapperPickle

There are several types of science I find fascinating - bobbythebrony

Science is the coolest thing ever! My favorite type of science is astronomy. - RockFashionista

4 Praise Nicki Minaj

Positron, Anaconda is the best! Try it! Yo' momma told me that you liked listening to Nicki Minaj! - ethanmeinster

I had a conversation with him about the worst singers. He convinced me that Nicki Minaj is the absolute worst. - funnyuser

Stupid Hoe is awesome, Positron. You should at least give it a try, haha! - Kiteretsunu

Niki Minaj is amazing. (Okay, I hate her too, I was just trying to add a little humor. Heck, it's not working.) - RockFashionista

5 Take his deadmau5 songs away from his iTunes (if he has iTunes) and replace it with a chainsaw noise

You can do better. Replace my awesome electronic music with hip-hop and country-western. - PositronWildhawk

I don't like electronic music, but I would never do something cruel like that. - McKing1003

Replace his electronic songs with Blood On The Dance Floor, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, bad country music songs. Or even worse, Hello Kitty Suicide Squad, that music is nothing but a cheap beat and a girl screaming until your ears bleed.

I'd prefer hearing chainsaw noise than Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj.

6 Force him to watch sports and play rap music

Hey, watch FIFA! And hear 24 hours of Anaconda, Stupid Hoe and Monster by Nicki Minaj? - ArigatoKawaii

I would be really happy if that happened to me because I like them both - AlphaQ

Hey you! Win the championship basketball game! and listen to Eminem! or I. Will kill you! - Nateawesomeness

This would be my worst nightmare too. - Entranced98

7 Argue at him for hating rap and Eminem

I also hate rap and Eminem. - Slipperyjack40

I hate rap and Eminem too, you're not alone. I prefer Green Day. - XxFoxyMeepzxX

This is something that I'm used to, if I'm honest. - PositronWildhawk

Eminem is a decent rapper, but his fanbase annoy the hell out of me because they can't respect the people who don't love Eminem. If you hate/dislike him, that's fine, everyone has their opinion

Rap and Eminem are awesome and you should think that!

8 Get him the song Beauty and the Beast

Its by Nicki Minaj an Justin Beiber your 2 worst singers - BigBrotherSucks

Again, see my Britgirl comment dislike comment

Haha hey watch it on YouTube it secretly has your fave singer ps just kidding also everyone one can read this but apart from positron

Ok,I just gotta put it in the folder with the chainsaw... - Nateawesomeness

9 Argue that an interesting field of science serves no purpose

Excuse me,but your so called profile picture makes no sense and is probably a human lung instead - Nateawesomeness

SEEDS R BAD - immatrollhateme

Ahhh! That stuck my brain,but if it worked on me it should work on anyone who loves science - Toucan

10 Not understanding science in fact, diss it to his face

What is science?

Not understanding science? Well Pos, I'm afraid I've annoyed you... A lot! But hey, that's what friends do! - keycha1n

I don't understand science,TELL ME SCIENCE - Nateawesomeness

I dunno what science is?! HELP ME

The Contenders

11 Tell him he got all that science stuff from his iPad

Which you just did

I just argued with you about how science serves no purpose,do you really want to prove your points that you got from your IPAD - Nateawesomeness

IPAD IPAD IPAD - immatrollhateme

Bruh u just got it from your I pad - Nateawesomeness

12 Make him listen to Rap Music

Listen to Eminem or I will murder you! - Nateawesomeness

You probably won't see this, but I implore you, PositronWildhawk, to check out instrumental hip hop. DJ Shadow and J Dilla are excellent examples. It's basically hip hop, but without lyrics. - Sop

He might at least like Tupac. - Userguy44

13 Muck up his chemical stuff

Please. I'm a physicist, not a chemist. - PositronWildhawk

14 Ask if if he knows that he is tall

This needs to be higher than this. - funnyuser

HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! - keycha1n

Hey,doesn't planets behind earth revolve around your face - Nateawesomeness

Are you tal? - Nateawesomeness

15 Ask him if his username comes from a Transformer

Three Year Old: *Plays With Transformers And A Hawk*
Me: Hey, Come Look At This TopTenner
Three Year Old: POSITRONWILDHAWK - Oliversky

My god. This should work.

Optimus Positron - TwilightKitsune

So I saw the title of the list,and I see the purpose of this list was how to annoy a transformer - Nateawesomeness

16 Don't understand his sarcasm

Um,yes,your welcome-I didn't understand- - Nateawesomeness

17 When he ask you to collaborate on his list say "Darude Sandstorm" and be gone

I'll think about this. - MontyPython

More like rickrolled - lolingdog9000

Um,darude sandstorm,byeee - Nateawesomeness

Positron wildhawk:hey,wanna help me with my new list
Me:um,darude sandstorm-exits the website-
Positron wildhawk:well,that was awkward, - Nateawesomeness

18 Diss deadmau5

SelfDestruct did a lot more than that to annoy me. It wasn't funny. - PositronWildhawk

Hello class,welcome to a sarcastic overview of deadmau5 - Nateawesomeness

One word- SelfDestruct - Kiteretsunu

Deadmau5 sucks,[it's a joke] - Nateawesomeness

19 Ask him if he plays basketball

Do you play basketball - 2storm

I also get kind of annoyed with this question

Do u play basketball,I've played for five years - Nateawesomeness

But he is perfect for basketball,because of how tall he is,I need to ask him if he knows that - Nateawesomeness

20 Make a post where you rant about how physics is boring

Physic is really boring because it is for nerds and is complicated even more than maths and even explaining how physics is boring takes ages to write it is related to science which sucks and u should understand real physics like how nicki and Bieber are awesome better than u even overall physics is boring and I got a d in it so that proves it's the worst in the world cause physics proved I'm completely awesome the only non boring physics and I am devoting this post to how boring physics is and life would be less boring without physics thank you for reading my comment on how boring physics is LOL I WANNA SEE YOUR FACE so BAD

I'm sure it would be a very tedious post. - PositronWildhawk

Hey guess what I'm making people,a new blog post,it's called a sarcastic overview of physics! - Nateawesomeness

21 Praise Justin Bieber

I'm pretty sure this would annoy anyone... - advancewarfare

Bieber is my king. And I just love him he's music is great better than the Beatles baby is defs the best song ever

I heart Justin Bieber,he my homie(jk,he's nobody's homie, - Nateawesomeness

22 Tell him that he should date Britgirl

Britgirl would be perfect for u

Positron,I see you are single,but no hard feelings,I have found the perfect match for you,her name is britgirl,and if keyson comes,I'll just tie him up - Nateawesomeness

This isn't a dating sight though - Yoshidude

Do you think he actually cares?

23 Make a blog post 'Sarcastic overview of Sarcasm'

A visitor already did.

This blog post is alrrady exist. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball

24 Tell him that you will eat his mom

I am a yoshi and I will eat your mom and turn her into a egg - Yoshidude

I am a lion,and I will feast on your mother - Nateawesomeness

25 Eat his bacon sandwich

*Munch munch* say what now? *munch munch* - SamuiNeko

I'll bury it on the ground for compost. It's eco-friendly!

Lol, good one, whoever posted this. - Oliveleaf

*crunch* Huh? *bite* - WonkeyDude98

26 Talk about My Little Pony

Lol would he even care? - MusicalPony

Guys I'm making a new blog post,it's called real talk:my little pony - Nateawesomeness

I don't think he is a brony - Neonco31

Did u know rainbow dash is super hot and does not deserve the hate she gets well overall MLP is the best

27 Make him play basketball

He's tall, as he says, so he might be half decent at that, but he wouldn't enjoy it. - Cynical69

Basketball is gonna be the bomb 2nite we gotta play like right now

Yo,your on my team - Nateawesomeness

Yo me and farelight x aganist Nateawesomeness (your name is too long) and mainstreamwildhawk - Yoshidude

28 Call him a chemist

I need help too and I hear he's a great chemist as well

Hey positron,can you help me with my chemistry experiment,I heard your a chemist - Nateawesomeness

MainstreamWildhawk I know your a chemist please make meee a chemist

29 Put Nutella in his Marmite jar

You don't think I can tell?!?! My Aussie cousins won't find it in their Vegemite until they eat it, so it would work with annoying them. - PositronWildhawk

30 Lift him up and hold him

Um he is fairly tall and does martial arts so trying this would be a bad idea...

31 Call air an element

Air is a element duh

But it is,also,this probably doesn't annoy him - Nateawesomeness

Air = Element.
Nicki Minaj + Basketball > Deadmau5 + Science

ChemistreamWildhawk. - AlphaQ

32 Support Danteem's religious theory of Luigism

You know,I feel Danteem as a great person,his strong feelings for luigi is beautiful,and immortal(sarcasm) - Nateawesomeness

33 Say he's not hot

He isn't anyway lol. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Positron,I'm guessing you're the hideous brianbox nerd guy,and I'm joking - Nateawesomeness

U r the opposite of hot

34 Make a list on how to annoy him

Which you're doing - Yoshidude

35 Tell him to watch Dinosaur Train while eating a pickle sandwich

Hey,let's watch Dino train,I'll make pickle sandwiches too - Nateawesomeness

36 Say Nicki Minaj and Stairway to Heaven is better than Moby
37 Dunk on him in basketball
38 Dunk on his mom in basketball
39 Tell him you like rap more than science

Rap is awesome science sucks

But I do,Eminem is awesome, - Nateawesomeness

40 Tell him that Moby sucks
41 Make him listen to Black Metal
42 Make him listen to Heavy Metal

He's neutral about heavy metal,ok - Nateawesomeness

43 Force him to watch The Land Before Time
44 Tell him that Dubstep is nothing but obnoxious noise

Dubstep is awesome,I'll get 100 times more annoyed then him - Nateawesomeness

Dub step is just obnoxious

45 Call him a conformist

MainstreamWildhawk is a total conformist.

46 Tell Him Britgirl Would Be a Terrible Partner for Him
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