Top Ten Ways to Annoy the TopTenner Petsounds

The Top Ten

1 Tell him that he's so cute when he gets feisty.

But he is cute! So cute... - RiverClanRocks

Do everyone here a favor and decide who you're going to obsess over. - Garythesnail

Which, of course, he is. In fact, cute is an understatement. - PositronWildhawk

For those who don't know the backstory, about two dozen different TopTenners (acting on the orders of PW) messaged me that line. - PetSounds

2 Repeatedly use the same music related pick-up line on him.

Even better if you hire a friend and form a pattern. - PositronWildhawk

(PS. I'm the friend.) - keycha1n

You and keycha1n are the most annoying people ever. - PetSounds

3 Make a sloppy mixed brostep remix of his favourite classics

Still bound to be better than a former Beatle working with Kanye West. - PositronWildhawk

4 Perform a cover of every song on his namesake album by hitting animals that let out different chords like a xylophone

See if you can do better than Monty Python's mouse organ. - PositronWildhawk

5 Accuse him of responsibility for every failed hippy peace movement in history

You know why the Prague Spring wouldn't work?! Well, do you?! - PositronWildhawk

6 Say that classic rock and music from the '60s and 70s is for old people and wannabes

I'm 12, and I think that classic rock, well, rocks! - RiverClanRocks

Like... Billyv, for instance... - Billyv

Pos made me do all this - peer pressure, arm-twisting... 😜 - Billyv

7 Tell him Canada is still pretty much a British colony

I'll say this on a loop until he foams at the mouth. - Britgirl

No, it won't happen at that temperature. He'll snow at the mouth, if anything. - PositronWildhawk

Isn't it?... The U.K. thing and all...? - Billyv

8 Beat him in a race to a comment milestone

I'm already well ahead of him on this one. - PositronWildhawk

It took me one all-nighter and a significant amount of regretful, sleep-deprived comments, but it was worth it. - keycha1n

9 Tell him Simon carried Garfunkel way too long and should have dumped him sooner

Did you know that the cartoon characters Rocky & Bullwinkle were originally based on Simon and Garfunkel? Take a look... - Billyv

10 Tell him Canada was rejected by the US as the 51st state but was advised to practice and apply again next year

I don't understand! I put in such a good word on your behalf... - Billyv

Please play again...
Only a true Canadian will get this 😉

The Contenders

11 Tell him David Bowie sucks
12 Challenge him to an emoticon war.

I won this one, fair and square. But any emoticon for that is a blocked emoji. - PositronWildhawk

13 Remix a perfectly put-together music list he made and deliberately add meaningless pop and hip-hop

When SelfDestruct did this, it made him and I equally ballistic. - PositronWildhawk

But hip hop and pop good eclude ing Justin beber - Comparisans

14 Tell him Brian Wilson should have stayed in his room

Really? Three tries to get the spelling correct? Whoever added this was determined. - keycha1n

...and thrown away the key (board)! - Billyv

15 Say that The Cars should have been locked in the garage

...with their motor running and limited time to write their Auto-biography - Billyv

16 Publish a really dull book that rips off every classic he's ever read at once

Hmm... I shall need a list. Or a good remix like the ones only he has provided. - PositronWildhawk

17 Call him a bad athlete.

Never knew he was an athlete, that just adds to his "rep" as somebody with superb musical taste.

Doing this unleashes a side to him you wouldn't think existed. Believe me, I speak from experience. - PositronWildhawk

Oh boy, here's one I haven't done yet... Thanks for the ideas Pozzy! D - keycha1n

You a athlet me to - Comparisans

18 Tell him the Blue Jays are flukes

Would that make them flying fish? 😜 - Billyv

19 Tell him the Chevy Impala sounds better than Tame Impala

Well, it drives like a Chevy car, shaking its big rear trunk for the hell of it, it goes like a machine unfairly costing fifty quid...'because you know it won't start lickety-split...

...it feels like we only drive backwards, baby, every single gear won't go ahead...I locked my keys in the car, oh no, not again... - PositronWildhawk

20 Tell him it must be hard to play baseball and football in all that snow and ice

Their skill at running and sliding in snow shoes is unparalled - Billyv

21 Say that Pete was the "Best" member of The Beatles

Haha this is incredible! Who added? You genius! - Britgirl

22 Ask if they always have Three Dog Nights in Canada

Well, I had a couple nights like that after closing time in my drinking daze...😜 - Billyv

23 Tell him The Sound of Silence should have stayed quiet

I hear nothing - nothing... - Billyv

24 Say that George was the homeliest Beatle

Though captured in frightening fashion by keycha1n - Billyv

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