Top Ten Ways to Annoy Warrior Cats

The Top Ten

1 Whenever they try to talk, start singing "Baby" or "Anaconda"

2 Shout random things in the gathering

Gonna get you exiled

3 Dance randomly with your friends in a clan meeting

4 Keep asking them the same question over and over again

5 Give them funny nicknames

6 Scream like a fangirl (or fanboy) when you meet them

7 Poke them with a fish

8 If you're in StarClan, go to any cat's dream and give them super confusing advice

Firestar: "Oh No! All the blood! What should I do to help the clans? "
Me: " I'm only saying this once, so REMEMBER. Never wear green in your dressing room, always have a mouse that is poisoned, remember that Berrynose and Halftail must become best friends and you must eat whole milk pie, also, make sure you know about WindClan's personal business and make dirt near the ShadowClan border. And take in fifteen kittypets by FORCE! Well, say hi to Jayfeather for me! I'll see him in three sunrises at the Moonpool. see you 'round Fiya! "
I disappear to shimmering dust
Firestar: "Can you repeat? "

9 Scream at their ears every time you talk to them

10 Dress up as Dark Forest cats with your friends (you being Tigerstar), go to the gathering and scare every cat there

The Contenders

11 Sing "Chacarron Macarron" at a gathering

12 Twerk at the Gathering

13 Constantly interrupt them

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