Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Annoying Neighbours

How to annoy your annoying neighbours. Don't get mad, get revenge. Muhaha...

The Top Ten

1 Post your junk mail through their letterbox

Collect them all up over two weeks and use their letterbox as a recycling box

Thanks for the inspiration, let the torment commence!

Haha, this sure is a naughty idea!

2 Steal their lawn mower and let them borrow it occasionally

Wow they WOULD be annoyed!

3 Keep their important-looking mail from them and give it back five days late

4 Phone the police and say that their respectable household is actually one of ill repute

This is genius. You could say that the postmen and milkmen go in and never come out...

I would LOVE to see their faces when Lily Law drop in for a visit!

5 Loudly play music you know they hate on a loop

My neighbour has a powerful sound system, and he usually blares hip-hop, or something like it. You can feel the song through the floor. I've often thought about turning on some opera and blasting him with it.

Oh I'd Do that!

I like Rock music too, hope they like it loud & hearing me sing!

6 Tell them you've won the lottery

For a few blissful seconds watch their faces fall as they say "congratulations" through gritted teeth.

7 Every time you see them, give them a knowing smile like you know their deepest, darkest secret

8 Whistle "Whistle While You Work" to 'the unemployed one'

I think just plain whistling would be annoying. Or constantly playing on a mouth organ.

9 Train your cat to vomit on their prized front garden

Well, I would train my dog for this! Maybe accompanied by some poop. Nice list!

10 Start D.I.Y when Coronation Street is on

No one in my family watches this but as soon as the theme tune come on next door... My Father's done this a few times. Haha!

The Contenders

11 Shoot fireworks by their bedroom window at 2 am

I can't wait for Guy Fawkes Night. So I'll set them off now.

12 Teach your dog to poop in their yard no matter what

And pee on their bushes

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