Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Parents

The Top Ten

1 Disobey their rules

Very good

2 Keep saying "In a minute!"

This is what I do all the time.

I said this just 3x and then my mom got furious at me...

I always do this one

Mum-Study do your H.W.
Me-In a minute

2 hrs later

Mum-Do Your homework
Me-In A Minute - Toucan

3 Spit in their dinners

My parents would have my head if I ever did this. - Entranced98

It’s vey nutritional and nice

4 Destroy one of their precious valuables
5 Keep eating snacks

My parents used to get annoyed at me for not eating enough snacks. Then again if I'd lost any more weight back then it could have been nasty... - Entranced98

I did this and my mom constantly tell me that I'm fat and lazy... I'm a 26 yr old Asian female weighing just a bit over 100 lbs.

6 Hiding or lurking in the house
7 Make your room a mess
8 Run away from home

This will have them PANICKING.

9 Put on their clothes for a joke

One time I tried to wear my dad's trousers, but it was only funny for the five seconds before I almost tripped and fell down the stairs! - Entranced98

It’s cool

10 Fart at them

Haha what?! If I did this in front of mother she'd have a fit! My father on the other hand would be brewing his own just to prove his was bigger and louder!
Fart. Haha great word. I know I'm childish! SORRY OK? Can't help it..! - Britgirl


The Newcomers

? Hold phone close to eyes
? Say moo every time they call your name

The Contenders

11 Lock yourself in the toilet when your parents are about to get you into huge trouble

Me every time - HufflepuffGeekGirl

12 Listen to heavy metal

My parents are cool with me listening to metal but rap is a no no( fine by me because rap sucks, my opinion)

I do this and it drives my parents up the walls. I just happen to love metal. Ok?

13 Date one of them

Seriously, what the hell?

Sweet home alabama... - MountainDewKid101

14 Scream IKEA!!!!!!!! At Midnight
15 Set off the fire alarm in your house
16 Treat them like your kōhais



17 Crash their car(s)
18 Listen to music with cursing
19 Shove mandarins down your pants


It’s just funny

20 Call them by their first name

Hello, INGA. Hello, SAMUEL. - HufflepuffGeekGirl

21 Follow them everywhere and stare at them
22 Say "la la la" repeatedly every time they say something that you don't want to hear

I am going to try it.; 30 seconds later go to your room young lady.

23 Complain about them
24 Fight them
25 Use them as puppets
26 Rant at them
27 Listen to your favorite songs over and over again

I am obsessed with Andy Lau's songs and I play them 1000+ times on repeat every single day and my mom is getting sick and tired of listening to music because of it...

28 Leave the TV on during infomercials
29 Text them constantly
30 Tell them to buy stuff for you constantly
31 Burp on purpose
32 Make fake hiccuping noises
33 Sing/hum along to your favorite songs
34 Turn up the volume on your favorite songs
35 Turn up the volume on the TV
36 When your parents are watching something you don't like just turn on the music in high volume so they can't hear what they're watching
37 Vent
38 Say "I'm bored"
39 Hide their car keys
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