Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Parents

The Top Ten

1 Disobey their rules

Very good

2 Keep saying "In a minute!"

I said this just 3x and then my mom got furious at me...

I always do this one

This is what I do all the time.

Mum-Study do your H.W.
Me-In a minute

2 hrs later

Mum-Do Your homework
Me-In A Minute - Toucan

3 Spit in their dinners

My parents would have my head if I ever did this. - Entranced98

It’s vey nutritional and nice

4 Destroy one of their precious valuables
5 Keep eating snacks

I did this and my mom constantly tell me that I'm fat and lazy... I'm a 26 yr old Asian female weighing just a bit over 100 lbs.

My parents used to get annoyed at me for not eating enough snacks. Then again if I'd lost any more weight back then it could have been nasty... - Entranced98

6 Hiding or lurking in the house

A good way but also bad way

I do this one all of the time and my parents get so annoyed at me

7 Make your room a mess
8 Run away from home

This will have them PANICKING.

9 Put on their clothes for a joke

One time I tried to wear my dad's trousers, but it was only funny for the five seconds before I almost tripped and fell down the stairs! - Entranced98

It’s cool

10 Fart at them

Tell them to be guit


Haha what?! If I did this in front of mother she'd have a fit! My father on the other hand would be brewing his own just to prove his was bigger and louder!
Fart. Haha great word. I know I'm childish! SORRY OK? Can't help it..! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Lock yourself in the toilet when your parents are about to get you into huge trouble

Me every time - HufflepuffGeekGirl

12 Date one of them

Sweet home alabama... - MountainDewKid101

Seriously, what the hell?

13 Listen to heavy metal

My parents are cool with me listening to metal but rap is a no no( fine by me because rap sucks, my opinion)

I do this and it drives my parents up the walls. I just happen to love metal. Ok?

14 Scream IKEA!!!!!!!! At Midnight
15 Listen to music with cursing

Yaas I’m gonna try that soon

16 Set off the fire alarm in your house
17 When your parents are watching something you don't like just turn on the music in high volume so they can't hear what they're watching
18 Complain about them

I roast my parents during family parties

19 Say moo every time they call your name
20 Treat them like your kōhais



21 Crash their car(s)
22 Shove mandarins down your pants


It’s just funny

23 Call them by their first name

Hello, INGA. Hello, SAMUEL. - HufflepuffGeekGirl

24 Follow them everywhere and stare at them
25 Leave the TV on during infomercials
26 Say "la la la" repeatedly every time they say something that you don't want to hear

I am going to try it.; 30 seconds later go to your room young lady.

27 Hold phone close to eyes
28 Fight them
29 Use them as puppets
30 Rant at them
31 Listen to your favorite songs over and over again

I am obsessed with Andy Lau's songs and I play them 1000+ times on repeat every single day and my mom is getting sick and tired of listening to music because of it...

32 Text them constantly
33 Tell them to buy stuff for you constantly
34 Burp on purpose
35 Make fake hiccuping noises
36 Sing/hum along to your favorite songs
37 Turn up the volume on your favorite songs
38 Turn up the volume on the TV
39 Vent
40 Say "I'm bored"
41 Hide their car keys
42 Pretend to swim on the floor and say ''jaws found me''
43 Go to the bathroom and don't flush the toilet.

Use the bathroom and don't flush the toilet. My brother does this all of the time and it annoys my parents so badly.

44 Make your room messy, when they tell you to clean it, clean the bathroom or mow the lawn!
45 Constantly sneak out to their car and set off the alarm
46 Fake sleep
47 When you go to bed, go into their room and make sure to sleep before they get there so they won't be able to sleep; take up the whole bed
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