Top 10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher

These are some of the best ways to annoy your teacher.
The Top Ten
1 Throw papers everywhere

Extra points if it's your homework and extra points if it hits your teacher's head

2 While eating, ask your teacher if he/she wants some

Having food at class is forbidden

3 Ask your teacher to go to the bathroom every five minutes
4 When the teacher ask you a question, answer ''I have no time for that''

Best to play "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! " on your phone.

While you have time to make a list.

5 Pretend to have a heart attack

Out of school for 3 months! yahoo!

6 When your teacher passes out homework, eat it and ask if he/she wants any
7 When the teacher asks if you did your homework, say that you will give it when your parents will finish it
8 Start singing a random song loudly when the teacher talks

One time the entire class started singing YMCA at the same time, even doing the arm moves. The teacher FLIPPED, but no one got in trouble.

Extra points if everyone else at class starts singing it.

We Don't Need No Education...

9 Laugh at everything your teacher says whenever it's funny or not
10 Get every answer wrong on your test
The Contenders
11 In the middle of class run to the window and say that you saw the bat signal
12 Take a crap on the classroom floor

Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?

13 Throw a pencil at your teacher, then say you dropped it. Repeat until the teacher's face turns red
14 Pretend that there is a black hole and move everything towards the center of the room
15 Ride your skateboard, bike, or roller skates in the school hallway
16 Raise your head. When the teacher calls you and say something that doesn't make sense with the subject
17 Every time your teacher says something, shout "Lies!"

Lies! School is all a lie! You can all go home now! Don't come back!

18 In a test, write so small that your teacher can't read

I remember during French exams, I initially didn't know difference between the male and female words, so instead of saying la and le I said "læ".

My writing is pretty terrible. My teacher used to look at my work and then address it in Klingon. Good times.

I love doing that to my math teacher when she insists on "checking my work"

19 Don't show up to class
20 Pack up before the bell

One time a teacher legit put me on the spot for packing up 2 minutes before the bell...

21 Say the work is boring

That is what I'm going to do

22 When It's Quiet, Yell "I LIKE TURTLES"
23 Every time the teacher says something, say ‘uh huh’ and when they finish the lesson, say ‘could you explain all that again? Sorry.’

This actually works.

24 Pretend to make fart noises until the teacher snaps
25 Act like Eric Cartman

HELL YEAH! Imma try this tomorrow

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