Top 10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher

These are some of the best ways to annoy your teacher.

The Top Ten

1 Throw papers everywhere

Extra points if it's your homework and extra points if it hits your teacher's head - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

2 While eating, ask your teacher if he/she wants some

Having food at class is forbidden - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

3 Ask your teacher to go to the bathroom every five minutes

Annoys the heck outta my teacher haha sorry miss x

4 When the teacher ask you a question, answer ''I have no time for that''

Best to play "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! " on your phone. - PositronWildhawk

While you have time to make a list. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

5 When the teacher asks if you did your homework, say that you will give it when your parents will finish it
6 Start singing a random song loudly when the teacher talks

We Don't Need No Education... - PositronWildhawk

Extra points if everyone else at class starts singing it. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

7 Pretend to have a heart attack

Out of school for 3 months! yahoo!

8 Laugh at everything your teacher says whenever it's funny or not
9 When your teacher passes out homework, eat it and ask if he/she wants any
10 Get every answer wrong on your test

The Newcomers

? Pull the fire alarm

The Contenders

11 In the middle of class run to the window and say that you saw the bat signal

Ha ha!

12 Throw a pencil at your teacher, then say you dropped it. Repeat until the teacher's face turns red
13 Pretend that there is a black hole and move everything towards the center of the room
14 Take a crap on the classroom floor
15 Raise your head. When the teacher calls you and say something that doesn't make sense with the subject
16 Ride your skateboard, bike, or roller skates in the school hallway
17 Every time your teacher says something, shout "Lies!"

Lies! School is all a lie! You can all go home now! Don't come back! - Pegasister12

18 Don't show up to class
19 In a test, write so small that your teacher can't read

I love doing that to my math teacher when she insists on "checking my work" - Shake_n_Bake13

My writing is pretty terrible. My teacher used to look at my work and then address it in Klingon. Good times. - PositronWildhawk

I remember during French exams, I initially didn't know difference between the male and female words, so instead of saying la and le I said "læ". - keycha1n

20 Say the work is boring

That is what I'm going to do - BigBrotherSucks

21 Ask her how to kill black people

This actually really annoyed my teacher lol

22 Pretend to make fart noises until the teacher snaps
23 Draw only the opening parentheses on your math teacher's board

It's fun to see how long it will be before he breaks down and closes it up... It just drives math teachers crazy - Shake_n_Bake13

24 Act like Arnold Jackson
25 Spit Paper Balls at Them
26 Act like Eric Cartman

HELL YEAH! Imma try this tomorrow

27 Listen to Death Metal
28 When It's Quiet, Yell "I LIKE TURTLES"


29 Rip up your test books
30 Slam the door on the way in

Better is the door is made of glass

31 Make beeping noises every 5 seconds
32 Tell your teacher to shut up
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Top Remixes

1. Pretend to have a heart attack
2. When your teacher passes out homework, eat it and ask if he/she wants any
3. Get every answer wrong on your test
1. Throw papers everywhere
2. While eating, ask your teacher if he/she wants some
3. Ask your teacher to go to the bathroom every five minutes


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