Top 10 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher

These are some of the best ways to annoy your teacher.

The Top Ten

1 Throw papers everywhere

Extra points if it's your homework and extra points if it hits your teacher's head - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

2 While eating, ask your teacher if he/she wants some

Having food at class is forbidden - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

3 Ask your teacher to go to the bathroom every five minutes

Annoys the heck outta my teacher haha sorry miss x

4 When the teacher ask you a question, answer ''I have no time for that''

Best to play "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! " on your phone. - PositronWildhawk

While you have time to make a list. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

5 Start singing a random song loudly when the teacher talks

We Don't Need No Education... - PositronWildhawk

Extra points if everyone else at class starts singing it. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

6 When the teacher asks if you did your homework, say that you will give it when your parents will finish it
7 Pretend to have a heart attack

Out of school for 3 months! yahoo!

8 Laugh at everything your teacher says whenever it's funny or not
9 When your teacher passes out homework, eat it and ask if he/she wants any
10 Take a crap on the classroom floor

The Newcomers

? When the teacher is talking, shout something random

The Contenders

11 In the middle of class run to the window and say that you saw the bat signal

Ha ha!

12 Get every answer wrong on your test
13 Throw a pencil at your teacher, then say you dropped it. Repeat until the teacher's face turns red
14 Pretend that there is a black hole and move everything towards the center of the room
15 Raise your head. When the teacher calls you and say something that doesn't make sense with the subject
16 In a test, write so small that your teacher can't read

I love doing that to my math teacher when she insists on "checking my work" - Shake_n_Bake13

My writing is pretty terrible. My teacher used to look at my work and then address it in Klingon. Good times. - PositronWildhawk

I remember during French exams, I initially didn't know difference between the male and female words, so instead of saying la and le I said "læ". - keycha1n


17 Ride your skateboard, bike, or roller skates in the school hallway
18 Every time your teacher says something, shout "Lies!"

Lies! School is all a lie! You can all go home now! Don't come back! - Pegasister12

19 Pack up before the bell

One time a teacher legit put me on the spot for packing up 2 minutes before the bell... - just32

20 Don't show up to class
21 When It's Quiet, Yell "I LIKE TURTLES"


22 Say the work is boring

That is what I'm going to do - BigBrotherSucks

23 Act like Eric Cartman

HELL YEAH! Imma try this tomorrow

24 Ask her how to kill black people

This actually really annoyed my teacher lol

25 Tell your teacher to shut up
26 Pretend to make fart noises until the teacher snaps
27 Draw only the opening parentheses on your math teacher's board

It's fun to see how long it will be before he breaks down and closes it up... It just drives math teachers crazy - Shake_n_Bake13

28 Act like Arnold Jackson
29 Spit Paper Balls at Them
30 Listen to Death Metal
31 Rip up your test books
32 Slam the door on the way in

Better is the door is made of glass

33 Make beeping noises every 5 seconds
34 Pull the fire alarm
35 Burn the notebooks, books, etc. of your most hated subject

My friend once impaled his Gr.5 History notebook and put it on the trash. We even planned to burn it

36 Draw pictures of him/her

My high school special ed teacher is always giving us an attitude. My friends and I figured it was because she's old, so we drew pictures of her in a wheelchair in a nursing home on the whiteboard. IT WAS HILARIOUS!

37 Stare them down
38 Have a fake coughing fit
39 Constantly spill water on your desk
40 Every time the teacher says something, say ‘uh huh’ and when they finish the lesson, say ‘could you explain all that again? Sorry.’

This actually works.

41 Copy the teacher's little hand moments and if they say things funny say it to them when you go to them.
42 Pretend to chew gum.
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Top Remixes

1. Pretend to have a heart attack
2. When your teacher passes out homework, eat it and ask if he/she wants any
3. Get every answer wrong on your test
1. Throw papers everywhere
2. While eating, ask your teacher if he/she wants some
3. Ask your teacher to go to the bathroom every five minutes


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