Top Ten Ways Atheists Are Better Than Christians

The Top Ten

1 Atheists Are Smarter

4 But ye that did cleave unto the Lord your God are alive every one of you this day.

5 Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments, even as the Lord my God commanded me, that ye should do so in the land whither ye go to possess it.

6 Keep therefore and do them; for this is your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations, which shall hear all these statutes, and say, Surely this great nation is a wise and understanding people.

7 For what nation is there so great, who hath God so nigh unto them, as the Lord our God is in all things that we call upon him for?

8 And what nation is there so great, that hath statutes and judgments so righteous as all this law, which I set before you this day?

9 Only take heed to thyself, and keep thy soul diligently, lest thou forget the things which thine eyes have seen, and lest they depart from thy heart all the days of thy life: but teach them thy sons, and thy sons' sons;

10 Specially the ...more - Israelbooker

This is so stupid. I'm an atheist but I know a lot of stupid atheists like I know stupid Christians but also smart Christians. Smart or stupid has nothing to do with the beliefs of atheists or Christians but with the fact that humans can be stupid or smart.

Okay, two things.

1- You don't exist, you are danteem's fake girl friends

2- This list is highly offensive to anyone religious. And although I'm not exactly one religion or another, I'm offended and I'm sure my family is too. - AnonymousChick

You are reddened in my eyes, I'm taking you off my dislike users list. - Therandom

Being smart or stupid is not tied with beliefs. The creator of this list has to be the world's biggest idiot.

2 Atheists Don't Believe In God

Yep, only characteristic true for all atheists.

Psalm 14 (KJV)

14 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the Lord.

5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.

6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the Lord is his refuge.

7 Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the Lord bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad. - Israelbooker

I approve of this. - ThatOneRacer

So what? is that a bad thing? I don't believe in god and I'm certainly not a bad person for that!

3 Atheists Are Stronger

16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.

17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.

18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.

19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.

21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.-Romans 12:16-21 - Israelbooker

You're wrong Danteem. I'm a Christian and I never get offended by things. I usually offend people even though I don't mean to. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Hun if I get offended I WILL punch that person.

Wait Danteem made this? I am gonna go in SSB with my 4 controllers, put Luigi on one team, put every one else on another team, and beat up Luigi.

4 Atheists Use More Logic and are More Open-Minded

Why is this a list... - InfinateSuperstorm

Correct - EdGeinFan

The only miracle about religion is the fact that religion still exists.

I don't think they use.

5 Atheists Don't Believe In Heaven and Hell

Nobody is stopping you from what you believe in but you can't choose what other people believe in, it's their choice not yours. Plus you should really let people have their opinions - RockStarr

6 Atheists Know What They're Talking About

Danteem doesn't have a single clue what he's talking about. - letdot52

Except the creator of this list.

No one knows what there talking about. If I was not a religious person, I would not associate myself with Athiests because they are basically a religion to me - SirSkeletorThe3rd

7 Atheists Let You Play Violent Video Game

I'm a Christian and I play violent video games. Well if you count Shadow the Hedgehog I do... But whatever. It has guns and swearing.

I'm like the violence King. - Therandom

Christians play violent games. I play Skyrim, Hitman, and Watch Dogs. - letdot52

Err... What? This is a rather... Bland reason. - MontyPython

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8 Atheists Don't Start Religious Wars

First of all, political movements like communism, national socialism etc.. are not atheistic movements. They reject organised religion wich was not separated of the political structure at that time. If they killed millions of people who believed in religion it's not because of their theological aspects. To get rid off the organised religion they took radical descisions. Those wars were political and imperialistic wars and not religious wars. Atheism is a individualistic concept and is not a community or an organisation. Just because some political movements were against organised religion who were against the ideals of these movements doesn't mean that they were a community of atheists. I'm an atheist and I condemned those historical atrocities but saying that atheism is responsable for those wars is wrong. Your ignorance is surpassed by your arrogance.

Really? Danteem the atheist has single handedly started a religious war against himself. - letdot52

And atheists murdered or otherwise caused the deaths of 300 million people in the twentieth century, alone.
You arrogance is surpassed only by your ignorance.

Stalin,Pol Pot,Mao Zedong,Kim il sung and Kim jong il aprove this

9 Atheists Are Less Racist

I'm a Christian and I agree with this.

Racists are racist because they ARE racist. Some atheists are racist and some Christians are racist. Often they will take religion as an excuse or as an reason to be racist ( and I'm not talking about every Christian here ) and atheists will be racists with other excuses or reasons ( and I'm not talking about every atheist either ). Plus, if you say that atheists are LESS racist than Christians it still means that they are racist. I'm an atheist and I'm not less racist because I'm not racist at all to begin with.

Oh god, the irony... - gemcloben

No Christians are racist! Who the hell gave you that idea? - letdot52

10 Atheists Support Homosexuals

We will support any kind of demographic group so long as they support our lack of belief in a god. - EdGeinFan

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and ...more - Israelbooker

Some Christians do too! - LandonWatson

I don't like homos but I'm not gonna bother them

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The Contenders

11 Atheists Aren't Islamophobic

Um some atheists can be/are islamophobic - ElSherlock

They actually are and most people who are are actually atheists

12 Atheists Are More Educated

Christians think they are smarter just because they quote fancy words out of a book that was written as the supposed one and only truth. So, they're really are thinking that they're saying exact proven things and that every other theory or fact must be false. Only because of their belief in a stupid book ( yes, I'm talking about the bible ) proves that atheists are more educated.

You claim many things but offer no evidence.
But assuming you're correct that Christians are not only ignorant, but also unintelligent and mindlessly biased, you should consider converting to Christianity without delay.

Here’s your evidence. Atheists believe in theories with ACTUAL PROOF; The Big Bang Theory, extraterrestrials, multiple universes, and also have access to more technologically/scientifically advanced things. Christians are stuck in the 18’th century, being racist, sexist, against gays/homos, and get all of their so-called evidence from a book that was written by a few “flawed” human beings who somehow communicated with this “God”. I think that extraterrestrials actually told them this stuff so that everyone would stay unaware of what is really going on. While religious people are stuck swooning over their Gods, us atheists are marching forward in discovering more great things about space, science, technology, and much more. Atheists for the win!

13 If Christians Did Not Exist, This Dumb List Would Not Have Been Made
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