Top 10 Ways to Avoid Getting Spankings

The Top Ten

1 Get out a weapon

Then the person who was trying to spank you would back away

Violence is not the answer!

2 Fight back

It would sure be nice to fight back.

3 Go somewhere where the spanker can't find you

That's what my godfather did back then.

The spanker wouldn't stand a chance

4 Try to scare them somehow

5 Spank them back

6 Bonk them in the head

7 Try to annoy the spankers

8 Lie

9 Do the right thing

This is always best.

10 Kill them

The Contenders

11 Fart, when they're about to spank

I won't work unless people absolutely CANNOT stand your farts.

12 Be nice

13 Kick them in the crotch

14 Scream for the police

15 Run

16 Kick spanker in the nuts

17 Use karate on the spanker

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