Top Ten Ways to Avoid School
The Top Ten
1 Pretend to Puke Up Fake Sick (Potato Salad)
2 Pretend to Be In a Coma
Some of these are just stupid and ridiculous.
3 Pretend to Faint
4 Die
5 Fall Down the Stairs and Pretend You've Broken Your Leg
6 Flush Yourself Down the Toilet
7 Paint Your Face White and Say You've Got a Flu
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