Top Ten Ways to Avoid a Traffic Citation

So getting a traffic citation or ticket sucks. Don't do any of these and you should be fine on the roads.

The Top Ten

1 Do not speed over 20 miles/kilometers per hour past the speed limit

2 Do not show the middle finger to a cop on the road

3 Do not crash into a police car

4 Do not throw lit cigarettes (or any other litter) onto the roadway

5 Do not have any drugs in your vehicle

6 Do not drive with your car door open

7 Drive on the road itself, not anywhere that isn't a road

8 Do not intentionally stop on the roadway blocking anyone trying to get through

9 Do not shoot someone's tires out

10 Do not drive without a license

The Contenders

11 Do not drive drunk

12 Do not run a red light

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