Top 10 Ways to Be an Annoyingly Stereotypical Fan of Video Games
The Top Ten
1 Judge games based on graphical resolution, framerates and their ESRB ratings
2 Hate everything that isn't made by your specific favorite companies and/or for your specific favorite consoles
3 Hate Nintendo not so much because of how corrupt and idiotic of a company it is, but rather because its games are "for babies" and have "bad graphics"
*cough* Super *cough* Minecraft *cough* Kid *cough*
4 Ignore practically every single mascot platformer that isn't Mario, Sonic, Mega Man or Classic Crash
Other Gaming Mascots need their spotlight too guys!
5 Say that the only good video games are the old (or modern) ones and that everything from the modern (or classic) age sucks
That's why all the Star Fox and Metroid games receive hate before they are even released.
6 Judge games based on how cringey and annoying their fanbases are (if this were true, Mario and Classic Sonic would be some of the worst games ever)
7 Have your favorite RPG franchise of all time be Final Fantasy
8 Play Half-Life 2 and immediately forget that the first game exists and was easily just as innovative if not even more so for its time
9 Ignore every single rhythm game that isn't Guitar Hero, Rock Band or the original Parappa The Rapper
Space Channel 5, Gitaroo Man, DJ Hero, Um Jammer Lammy, Rhythm Heaven, Parappa 2, Bust a Groove, Vib-Ribbon, Elite Beat Agents, Guitar Freaks, Synthesia, Audiosurf, Drum Mania, Project Rap Rabbit, etc
10 Like Metroid and Tomb Raider because you want to have sex with Samus and Lara Croft
The Contenders
11 Think that the Five Nights At Freddy's series is scary
You get used to it after a little bit
12 Hate on Sonic for being a "ripoff" of Mario
13 Constantly make fun of games like Shadow The Hedgehog, Warrior Within and Twilight Princess for their extremely tryhard edginess
14 Claim that Sonic was never good
15 Like Rouge The Bat from the Sonic franchise because you want to have sex with her
16 Hate on Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing and Modnarion Racers for being knockoffs of Mario Kart
17 Have an incredibly immature sense and style of humor
18 Hate on Shadow The Hedgehog and Jak 2 & 3 because they have guns in them
And yet shooting games are one of the most popular genres nowadays.
19 Create Sonic character recolors
20 Be a Sonic foot fetishist
21 Like Kingdom Hearts and Claim It as One Of, If Not, the Best Video Game Series Ever.
22 Hate Super Smash Bros. Brawl Just Because Melee Was Better
23 Hate Mario and Love Luigi
24 Have all of your favorite games be things along the lines of open-world, first-person shooting and fighting games
25 Prefer Mortal Kombat over all of the other fighting game franchises simply because it's more violent
8Load More
PSearch List