Top Ten Ways to Be a Supervillain According to Robbie Rotten from LazyTown

The Top Ten
1 Use Items Like Nets and Banana Peels to Catch Your Nemesis

Now look at this net.

2 Sneak Around and Not Make a Sound

No don't touch that!

3 Catch a Superhero on the Run

Just follow my moves, with caressful skill, and now, stay absolutely still!

4 Use Comically Oversized Cannons
5 Hide in Mailboxes

This is actually clever and would work if you could somehow get yourself wedged in there

The best hiding spot.

6 Use Items to Trick the Hero

Like a wooden trap or a hole.

7 Be the Exact Opposite of Your Hero

I think Robbie is actually number 9 and he deformed when Mayor Meanswell seduced him into eating cake.

8 Use a Disguise

Particularly the Grammy Rotten disguise, as you can feed Sportaflop an apple and poison him.

It's disguise time!

9 Look Like an Obvious Villain

Robbie looks more like Elvis Presley than a villain to me

Slicked hair, red and purple colours, big chin...

10 Have a Base for Inventions
The Contenders
11 Use Poison Apples
12 Make Clones

Gotta clone more Robbie Rotten

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