Top Ten Ways to Be a Supervillain According to Robbie Rotten from LazyTown
The Top Ten
1 Use Items Like Nets and Banana Peels to Catch Your Nemesis
Now look at this net.
2 Sneak Around and Not Make a Sound
No don't touch that!
3 Catch a Superhero on the Run
Just follow my moves, with caressful skill, and now, stay absolutely still!
4 Use Comically Oversized Cannons
5 Hide in Mailboxes
This is actually clever and would work if you could somehow get yourself wedged in there
The best hiding spot.
6 Use Items to Trick the Hero
Like a wooden trap or a hole.
7 Be the Exact Opposite of Your Hero
I think Robbie is actually number 9 and he deformed when Mayor Meanswell seduced him into eating cake.
8 Use a Disguise
Particularly the Grammy Rotten disguise, as you can feed Sportaflop an apple and poison him.
It's disguise time!
9 Look Like an Obvious Villain
Robbie looks more like Elvis Presley than a villain to me
Slicked hair, red and purple colours, big chin...
10 Have a Base for Inventions
The Contenders
11 Use Poison Apples
12 Make Clones
Gotta clone more Robbie Rotten
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