Ways to Beat Up a School Shooter

The Top Ten

1 Smash your computer into his head

2 Kick him in the nuts with extra sharp boots

3 Stab him with your pencil

4 In band, whack him with a trombone and hit him with a guitar

5 In math, hit him with a yardstick

6 Throw a chair at his face

7 Squirt ketchup or mustard in his eyes and then throw food at him, and make a really gross drink with TruMoo and your food, and throw it at him.

8 Lead the shooter to the eyewash station and squirt water in his eyes

9 In PE, throw a large basketball at his head

10 In the hall, when the bell rings, put the shooter to the floor and run, so he gets trampled

The Contenders

11 Take his gun and whack him in the face with it

12 Knock his teeth out with a golf puck

13 Throw apples at him

There is always apples in every class and their is like 1 thousand on the teachers desk.

14 Throw the fat kid at him

There is always a fat kid you can throw!

15 Stab them with scissors

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